{"id":23013,"date":"2024-04-03T22:41:05","date_gmt":"2024-04-03T19:41:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23013"},"modified":"2024-04-03T22:41:05","modified_gmt":"2024-04-03T19:41:05","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-holograma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23013","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Holograma"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Un japonez cum altul nu-i,
\naltfel, un om la locul lui,
\na sfidat normele-n vigoare
\nc\u00e2nd a fost vorba s\u0103 se-nsoare…<\/p>\n

\u0218i fiindc\u0103 n-a g\u0103sit o dam\u0103,
\ns-a \u00eensurat cu-o hologram\u0103!
\nConsider\u00e2nd c\u0103 cibernetic,
\ns-ar potrivi codul genetic…<\/p>\n

Degeaba i-au tot zis p\u0103rin\u021bii
\nc\u0103 asta e de noaptea min\u021bii,
\nba chiar l-au \u0219i amenin\u021bat
\n\u0219i nici la nunt\u0103 n-au c\u0103lcat…<\/p>\n

Orbit de cr\u00e2ncena iubire,
\nnu se g\u00e2ndea la am\u0103gire
\nnici la vreo surs\u0103 de b\u0103net
\nci la amor pe… ethernet!<\/p>\n

El \u00eei vorbea de sentimente,
\n\u00een ni\u0219te intime momente
\niar ea-l privea mereu la fel
\nc\u0103ci n-avea grai de niciun fel…<\/p>\n

Atuncea, el, s-a tot zb\u0103tut
\n\u0219i a f\u0103cut tot ce-a putut
\ns\u0103 \u00eei dea glas iubirii sale
\nprin aparate speciale…<\/p>\n

Ce n-a f\u0103cut el pentru ea?!
\nAt\u00e2t de tare o iubea,
\nfiindc\u0103 era mereu doar calm\u0103,
\niar el cu… b\u0103t\u0103turi \u00een palm\u0103!<\/p>\n

El i-aducea mereu dovezi,
\nflori din cire\u0219ii japonezi,
\nnu mai mergea deloc la lucru
\n\u0219i-ar fi f\u0103cut chiar \u0219i sepuku!<\/p>\n

Ea \u00eei f\u0103cea \u00eentr-una faze
\nde-ajunse omul, kamikaze,
\ncu toat\u0103 lumea se certa,
\nc\u00e2nd venea vorba despre ea…<\/p>\n

\u0218i azi a\u0219a, \u0219i m\u00e2ine-a\u0219a,
\nc\u0103s\u0103toria lor mergea
\nf\u0103r\u0103 vreun nor pe cerul lor
\nsub vraja megabi\u021bilor…<\/p>\n

Dar ast\u0103zi, vraja s-a sf\u00e2r\u0219it,
\nc\u0103ci japonezul cel sucit,
\n\u00eentr-un final s-a de\u0219teptat
\n\u0219i-a constatat c\u0103 l-a-n\u0219elat!<\/p>\n

Nu se mai \u00een\u021belegea cu ea,
\n\u00eentr-una, capul o durea,
\nera mereu numai nervoas\u0103
\nnu mai era lini\u0219te-n cas\u0103…<\/p>\n

\u00centr-una ea \u00eei repro\u0219a
\nc\u0103 n-o cunoa\u0219te soacr\u0103-sa,
\ns-o vad\u0103 c\u0103 e special\u0103
\n\u0219i-are cultur\u0103 general\u0103…<\/p>\n

C\u0103 poate fi \u0219i ea uman\u0103
\nc\u0103 poate da \u0219i de poman\u0103,
\ndar el a devenit t\u0103cut
\n\u0219i n-a-n\u021beles ce a f\u0103cut…<\/p>\n

V\u0103z\u00e2nd asta, japonezul,
\n\u00eendr\u0103gostitul, amorezul
\navu atunci o b\u0103nuial\u0103
\nc\u0103 holograma \u00eel \u00een\u0219al\u0103…<\/p>\n

A citit mult, s-a informat,
\n\u0219i p\u00e2n` la urm\u0103 a aflat
\nce lumea-ntreag\u0103 \u00eei spunea
\n\u0219i numai el nu o credea!<\/p>\n

Da, f\u0103ptura lui iubit\u0103,
\na fost de altul… ,,crack\u201d-uit\u0103!
\nA aflat bietul japonez
\nc\u0103 vinovatul e-un… chinez!<\/p>\n

Atunci, n-a stat s\u0103 proceseze,
\ns-a hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 divor\u021beze,
\nc\u0103ci japonezul cu onoare,
\nn-a suportat a\u0219a tr\u0103dare!<\/p>\n

\u201e- S-a terminat, f\u0103, individo!
\nM\u0103-ntorc la codul meu bushido,
\nla via\u021ba mea de samurai,
\npe care tu n-ai vrut s-o ai!<\/p>\n

Nu, n-o s\u0103-mi fac harakiri,
\nc-ar fi \u00eempotriva firii!
\nChiar \u0219i coco\u0219at de vin\u0103,
\nnu m\u0103 va-nvinge o ma\u0219in\u0103!\u201d<\/p>\n

Morala-i una scurt\u0103 tare
\nv-o spun aicea, ca atare:
\nchiar de nu ai succes la dame,
\nnu te \u00eencrede-n… holograme!<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd ai f\u0103cut o inova\u021bie,
\nai grij\u0103 de a ta crea\u021bie,
\nc\u0103ci, c\u00e2t ai fi de japonez,
\ntot \u021bi-o va… fura un chinez!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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