{"id":22963,"date":"2024-03-29T11:48:41","date_gmt":"2024-03-29T08:48:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22963"},"modified":"2024-03-29T11:48:41","modified_gmt":"2024-03-29T08:48:41","slug":"brigada-diverse-vrei-doina-sa-te-rog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22963","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (V)rei, Doi(n)a, (s)\u0103 (t)e ro(g)?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>28 martie 2024<\/strong><br \/>\n         Ori poli\u021bi\u0219tii au \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat \u00eentre timp &#8211; adic\u0103 de la inventarea bancului cu sandalele sau cel cu un pantof negru \u0219i unul maro p\u00e2n\u0103 mai ieri &#8211; s\u0103 numere, ori&#8230;. O enigm\u0103 o asemenea sum\u0103 pus\u0103 pe seama \u00eensu\u0219irii necuvenite. De-ar fi stat \u00een buzunarul unui ins, te-ai fi a\u0219tept la precizie des\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219it\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la ultimul leu, chiar dac\u0103 cifra celui din urm\u0103 este zero. Dar, \u0219terpelit\u0103 dintr-un magazin, suma este ridicol\u0103. S\u0103 spun\u0103 orice gestionar c\u0103 exact 3260 de lei s-au furat din cas\u0103. La asemenea teanc de lei, trebuie s\u0103 fi fost minim 20 de clien\u021bi, dac\u0103 nu \u0219i mai bine pentru un magazin, presupun, mai de cartier. \u0218i chiar la final, dup\u0103 ce s-a f\u0103cut casa, de s-ar fi produs deposedarea, cine ar fi f\u0103cut un astfel de monetar ,,imperfect&#8221;?<br \/>\n         A\u0219a p\u0103rin\u021bi, atare copii. Pleca\u021bi pe alte meleaguri, r\u0103ma\u0219i ,,orfani&#8221; de \u021bar\u0103 pentru cele trei ore de \u00eent\u00e2rziere a cursei de \u00eentoarcere, au g\u0103sit momentul oportun s\u0103 se dea \u00een stamb\u0103: \u0103i de c\u00e2nt\u0103 s\u0103 c\u00e2nte \u0219i cei de joac\u0103 s\u0103 joace. O hor\u0103 \u00een aeroport.<br \/>\n         Aveam a\u0219tept\u0103ri ca al\u021bi profesori s\u0103-\u0219i doreasc\u0103 o mini lec\u021bie la \u00eenceputul fiec\u0103rei ore de curs: de gramatic\u0103 \u0219i lectur\u0103. \u00cens\u0103 tocmai acolo unde este necesar un astfel de exerci\u021biu se \u00eencearc\u0103 perechea celor cinci minute de deschis bine gura neao\u0219: tocmai la limba rom\u00e2n\u0103. C\u0103 m\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentreb ce se pred\u0103 la aceast\u0103 materie.<br \/>\n         Copii am fost \u0219i noi. Noroco\u0219i c\u0103 n-am participat la at\u00e2tea concur\u0103ri ca-n ziua de ast\u0103zi. N-am fi \u0219tiut c\u0103 ni se cer chestiuni pe care nu le-am fi \u00een\u021beles defel. Iat\u0103 la ce apeleaz\u0103 o duduie pentru cei care se \u00eenscriu &#8211; scrie clar, copii \u0219i adolescen\u021bi -, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 altele: ,,starea interioar\u0103 a interpretului&#8221;. A interpretului &#8211; un biet \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103cel cu preten\u021bii precoce \u0219i ne\u00eentemeiate de artist &#8211; de folclor&#8230;. Nu tratez cu vehemen\u021b\u0103 sub nicio form\u0103 subiectul. De fapt deloc. Dar am dou\u0103 alte \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103ri petrecute la distan\u021b\u0103 de o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 ce vor completa ceea ce n-am vrut s\u0103 opinez cu cea mai mare t\u0103rie. O \u0219edin\u021b\u0103. Ve\u021bi g\u0103si a cui. Un om &#8211; dincolo de statutul actual \u0219i cel trecut &#8211; cu care avusesem o discu\u021bie general\u0103 \u00eenainte de&#8230;. Probabil c\u0103 de ar fi ascultat ultima mea interven\u021bie, n-ar mai fi&#8230;. Ce a f\u0103cut mai exact. A intervenit, cu aerul \u0219i discursul, peste nivelul audien\u021bei \u0219i chiar c\u00e2nd m\u0103 prinsese&#8230;. M\u0103 concentram pe ideea \u021besut\u0103 ca un me\u0219ter de vorbe \u0219i g\u00e2nduri ce este, \u00eenc\u0103, septuagenarul, cum aproape dou\u0103 ore nu am reu\u0219it, deja c\u00e2nd prezen\u021bii, la nimic altceva dec\u00e2t la urm\u0103rirea celor din fa\u021ba lor, au devenit brusc vocali. Fiecare g\u0103sise ceva s\u0103 discute cu cel de l\u00e2ng\u0103 el. Un gest al unei clase sociale de&#8230; ignoran\u021bi. A doua \u00eent\u00e2mplare. O copil\u0103 trecut\u0103 la \u00eenc\u0103 un ,,hai s\u0103-l ajut\u0103m \u0219i pe \u0103sta&#8221;, urcat\u0103 pe scen\u0103 ca s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i lini\u0219teasc\u0103 p\u0103rin\u021bii c\u0103 a r\u0103mas a\u0219a cum era sau chiar a evoluat un dram. Copila &#8211; o nedrept\u0103\u021bit\u0103 la un concurs local, gratuit. Pornit\u0103 deci s\u0103 dea glas unui monument de c\u00e2ntec: Copacul. C\u00e2t s\u0103 revin din marasmul c\u0103 educat, needucat muzical, uite o feti\u0219oar\u0103 pus\u0103 pe treab\u0103 \u0219i peste medie la controlat notele. \u0218i m\u0103 \u00een\u0219elasem c\u0103 avea ceva&#8230; \u00eenclina\u021bii.<br \/>\n       N-a prins el traseul \u0219i pasagerii adecva\u021bi. N-ar mai fi declarat non\u0219alant italianul venit \u00een Bucure\u0219ti s\u0103 \u0219ofeze pe autobuz c\u0103 sunt cei din breasl\u0103 respecta\u021bi mai mult ca-n \u021bara lor de origine.<br \/>\n       Budismul. C\u00e2nd nu \u0219tii&#8230;. \u00cens\u0103 tot te po\u021bi mira de diferen\u021bele \u00eentre poruncile \u00eentre oricare dintre religii, \u0219i primite de la \u0103l mare: la cre\u0219tini zece cu ,,S\u0103 nu&#8230;; la budi\u0219ti opt ,,A  te ab\u021bine s\u0103&#8221;. Printre ele, ,,A te ab\u021bine s\u0103 ucizi&#8230;&#8221;. O recunoa\u0219tere c\u0103 ni-i s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021ba feroce, uricioas\u0103 \u0219i numai bun\u0103 de trimis cu recomandat\u0103 \u00een ve\u0219nicul Iad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>28 martie 2024 Ori poli\u021bi\u0219tii au \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat \u00eentre timp &#8211; adic\u0103 de la inventarea bancului cu sandalele sau cel cu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22963"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22963"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22964,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22963\/revisions\/22964"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}