{"id":22956,"date":"2024-03-28T02:49:22","date_gmt":"2024-03-27T23:49:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22956"},"modified":"2024-03-28T02:49:22","modified_gmt":"2024-03-27T23:49:22","slug":"caruta-cu-virgule-conjugala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22956","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Conjugal\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Bun\u0103 seaaara, iubito&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Ce ,,bun\u0103 seara\u201d, m\u0103?! Ce ,,iubito\u201d, m\u0103?! De unde vii la ora asta? Pe unde ai umblat? Vii cu haina \u0219ifonat\u0103 si cu prohabul descheiat&#8230; Ptiu, Doamne iart\u0103-m\u0103! \u0218tii c\u00e2t e ceasul?<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu m\u0103-ntreba nimic \u00een noaptea asta! Nici c\u00e2t e ceasul, nici ce g\u00e2nduri am! Mai bine las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103-nchid fereastra&#8230; c\u0103 se face curent!<br \/>\n&#8211; M\u0103&#8230; m\u0103&#8230; m\u0103&#8230; c\u0103 nu mai \u0219tiu cum s\u0103-\u021bi zic!<br \/>\n&#8211; Eu sunt nebunul care te iube\u0219te! Eu sunt acel frumos nebun!&#8230; H\u0103, h\u0103!<br \/>\n&#8211; Mai las\u0103-m\u0103 cu astea! Nu \u021bi-e ru\u0219ine s\u0103 vii \u00een halu` \u0103sta?<br \/>\n&#8211; Mai las\u0103-m\u0103, un minut! Mai las\u0103-m\u0103 o secund\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Niciun minut! Nicio secund\u0103! Vreau s\u0103-mi spui acuma, \u00een acest moment, unde-ai fost, m\u0103! Te-am a\u0219teptat ca proasta, mi-am f\u0103cut tot felu` de griji c\u0103 ai p\u0103\u021bit ceva \u0219i tu?!<br \/>\n&#8211; Tu e\u0219ti prim\u0103vara mea&#8230; Cu ochi de stea \u0219i m\u00e2ini de flori&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; E var\u0103, deja, m\u0103&#8230; m\u0103&#8230; insensibilule! E\u0219ti un be\u021biv \u0219i io sunt o proast\u0103 c\u0103 mai stau cu tine!<br \/>\n&#8211; Eu beu, pu\u021b\u00e2n c\u00e2te pu\u021b\u00e2n, p\u00e2n` capu` mieu pe umeri nu mai pot s\u0103-l \u021b\u00e2n&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Pu\u021b\u00e2n?! Pu\u021b\u00e2n, zici?! Las` c\u0103 \u0219tiu io ce-nseamn\u0103 pu\u021b\u00e2n la tine! De la zece sticle-n sus!<br \/>\n&#8211; Ezact! Zece! \u00cent\u00e2mpl\u0103ri ciudate \u0219i-o minune&#8230;.<br \/>\n&#8211; Da, m\u0103! E o minune c\u0103 te-ai \u00eentors \u00eentreg \u0219i de data asta! Da` las c\u0103 te dezv\u0103\u021b io de n\u0103ravu` \u0103sta! A\u0219a nu se mai poate!<br \/>\n&#8211; Po\u021bi s\u0103-mi iei tot ce-am mai scump pe lume, po\u021bi s\u0103-mi iei zilele, nop\u021bile, anii, de vrei, da` s\u0103 nu te puie dracu` s\u0103-mi iei&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Iete c\u0103 m\u0103 pune, m\u0103! M\u0103 pune! S\u0103 te v\u0103z io ce faci! S\u0103 te v\u0103z! Doamne, ce m\u0103 fac io cu \u0103sta?<br \/>\n&#8211; Doamne, vino Doamne, s\u0103 vezi ce-a mai r\u0103mas din oameni&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Da, m\u0103! Te vede, s\u0103 \u0219tii! \u0218i te bate, m\u0103 p\u0103c\u0103tosule care e\u0219ti! Uite \u00een ce hal e\u0219ti!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Sunt t\u00e2n\u0103r, doamn\u0103! Vinul m\u0103 \u0219tie pe de rost&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Phiii, m\u0103, netrebnicule, m\u0103! \u021aie \u00ee\u021bi arde de poezie \u0219i io m\u0103 dau de ceasu` mor\u021bii de grija ta!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Mamiii, mi-e foame!<br \/>\n&#8211; Na! Vezi? La copchilu` \u0103sta te-ai g\u00e2ndit vreodat\u0103? I-ai adus ceva \u0219i lui? Nuuu, tu ai turnat numa-n tine! Ce-i spui io acuma? Zi, m\u0103!<br \/>\n&#8211; Ce g\u00e2nde\u015fte tata? M\u0103n\u00e2nc \u015fi pl\u00e2ng. M\u0103n\u00e2nc! \u0218i pl\u00e2ng!<br \/>\n&#8211; Auzi, m\u0103, ce zice tac-tu? M\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u0219i pl\u00e2ngi! Vezi c\u0103 mai ai salam \u00een frigider! Da` s\u0103 nu-l m\u0103n\u00e2nci tot, s\u0103 mai ai \u0219i m\u00e2ine!<br \/>\n&#8211; Vom mai fi m\u00e2ine? Vom mai fi? M\u00e2ndr\u0103 corabia&#8230; me\u0219ter c\u00e2rmaciul&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Thuaaamne! M\u0103, ce vrei tu de la via\u021ba asta? Ia zi!<br \/>\n&#8211; T\u00e2n\u0103r vreau mereu s\u0103 fiu, s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc a\u0219a cum \u0219tiu! Ca la dou\u0103zeci de ani, f\u0103r\u0103 griji \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 bani&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; P\u0103i, v\u0103z, m\u0103! C\u0103 tu e\u0219ti ca la dou\u0103zeci de ani! N-ai nicio grij\u0103 \u0219i n-ai niciun ban! Da` noi? Noi, \u0103\u0219tilal\u021bi, cum s\u0103 tr\u0103im? Cum s\u0103 ne descurc\u0103m f\u0103r\u0103 niciun ban? Ai?<br \/>\n&#8211; Banii vin, banii pleac\u0103! Du-te, ia-\u021bi o gum\u0103, ia-\u021bi o geac\u0103&#8230; S\u0103 nu-i dai lu` aia c\u0103 \u021bi-i toac\u0103, broo&#8230; Vezi bemveu` \u0103la? Nu-i al meu!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Aoleu! Ce bemveu, c\u0103 nu mi-ai mai luat o haine de la nunt\u0103, m\u0103! C\u0103 \u0219i p-aia&#8230; noroc c\u0103 \u021bi-a zis m\u0103mica&#8230; Dac\u0103 era dup\u0103 tine, nici rochie de mireas\u0103 n-aveam!&#8230; Doamne, c\u00e2nd mi-aduc aminte&#8230; Ce t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 eram, ce frumoas\u0103&#8230; \u0219i ce proast\u0103!<br \/>\n&#8211; Frumoasa mea, \u00een noaptea asta, s\u0103 ne iubim ca doi nebuni&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Ptiuu! Iote la el! Mai are \u0219i preten\u021bii! Ia-\u021bi g\u00e2ndu`, auzi? C\u0103 doar n-oi fi nebun\u0103 s\u0103&#8230; Doamne fere\u0219te! Pe canapea! Acolo s\u0103 dormi, nu cu mine-n pat!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; F\u0103 patul \u0219i preumbl\u0103-te prin cas\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi spui nimic, niciun cuv\u00e2nt&#8230; Vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 simt la tine ca acas\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; B\u0103tu-te-ar Dumnezeu de&#8230; de&#8230; Doamne iart\u0103-m\u0103! C\u0103 io n-am blestemat pe nimeni, da` s\u0103 dea Dumnezeu s\u0103 te-ngroape f\u0103r\u0103 pantofi \u00een picioare&#8230; Maic\u0103 Precista \u0219i Sf\u00e2nt\u0103 Filofteie&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; De-ai fi tu salcie la mal, m-a\u0219 face r\u00e2u la umbra ta&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Neah, neah, neah! Nicio salcie, niciun r\u00e2u, da? Nimic! Gata, nu mai merge cu \u0219mecherii de-astea! P\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd s\u0103 mai fiu io proasta ta, s\u0103 dansez dup\u0103 cum c\u00e2n\u021bi tu?<br \/>\n&#8211; Dance me to the end of love&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Bun\u0103 seaaara, iubito&#8230; &#8211; Ce ,,bun\u0103 seara\u201d, m\u0103?! Ce ,,iubito\u201d, m\u0103?! De unde vii la ora asta? 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