{"id":22948,"date":"2024-03-27T02:43:02","date_gmt":"2024-03-26T23:43:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22948"},"modified":"2024-03-27T02:43:02","modified_gmt":"2024-03-26T23:43:02","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-angobei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22948","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Angobei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Cum auzeam Chin\u021boiu, cum mi se ridicau fire de p\u0103r &#8211; albe mai t\u00e2rziu &#8211; \u0219i reac\u021bionam nu tocmai ca omul.<br \/>\n       Mi-am dat acordul greu. Nu reu\u0219isem s\u0103 trec peste tr\u0103dare. A proprietarului \u0219i a \u201eucenicului format\u201d de tata, un ins pe nume Doru. Nu un acoperi\u0219 u\u0219or, abrupt c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu stai lejer. \u00cens\u0103 a\u0219a eram obi\u0219nui\u021bi, cum \u201e<strong>andosau<\/strong>\u201d to\u021bi ai no\u0219tri \u00eenainta\u0219i pe toat\u0103 casa cu sudoare, de la primul \u0219or\u021b \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la ultimul burlan, s\u0103 ne trecem semn\u0103tura pe tot ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 tabl\u0103, s\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m tricoul (c\u0103m\u0103\u0219ile ei), dup\u0103 ce nu va mai fi fost pic de transpira\u021bie, <strong>anhidru<\/strong> de at\u00e2ta efort, s\u0103 trecem \u00eenc\u0103 o lucrare la \u201e<strong>anodice<\/strong>\u201d \u00een <strong>anuarul<\/strong> echipei, al familiei. S\u0103m\u00e2n\u021ba de nemul\u021bumire se s\u0103dise chiar c\u00e2nd cei doi-trei tinichigii st\u0103teau coco\u021ba\u021bi pe una dintre dolii \u0219i binevoise Doru, \u201ec\u0103petenia\u201d de meseria\u0219i, s\u0103 m\u0103 salute. Cu acel z\u00e2mbet c\u00e2t din\u021bii lui teslo\u0219i afi\u0219a\u021bi cum nu mi-au pl\u0103cut niciodat\u0103 la nimeni. Exista precedentul Marian, Tamba, copiat sigur de \u201eucenicul\u201d lui tata, tot de sub musta\u021b\u0103. Ce fusese trecuse. Ce ne-a revenit nou\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i-l \u0219icanasem pe tata: \u201eDe ce nu face, bre, \u201eucenicul\u201d burlane? Nu \u0219tie?\u201d &#8211; era destul. Mult, riscant \u0219i preten\u021bios. Lung\u0103&#8230;. \u00cenalt\u0103&#8230;. Las deoparte \u201ev\u0103ic\u0103rerile\u201d \u0219i ne punem pe treab\u0103. Jgheaburile de la cap\u0103tul \u00eent\u00e2iului etaj pe aproape trei p\u0103r\u021bi. De 27-28. M\u0103ri\u0219or. Ca s\u0103 \u201eabsoarb\u0103\u201d toat\u0103 apa celor 50 de metri. Doar cinci burlane la strad\u0103, de doi metri \u0219i jum\u0103tate. Cu saceaguri. Cobor\u00e2toare pe poalele \u00eengustului acoperi\u0219 al parterului. Mansarda. Pe doar dou\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bi. Tot la strad\u0103, dar Spitalului, cu dou\u0103 burlane ticluite s\u0103 urmeze liniile planurilor \u00eenclinate spre Liceul Agricol \u0219i spre Alexandru Sihleanu. O \u201ebijuterie\u201d. Partea opus\u0103 cu doar un singur burlan. \u00cen dos aferente celorlalte, cu o diferen\u021b\u0103. Jum\u0103tate de cl\u0103dire e dreapt\u0103. Ocole\u0219te od\u0103ile maic\u0103-sii lui Vasile \u0219i se continu\u0103 pe hotarul cu liceul p\u00e2n\u0103 iese \u00een strad\u0103. Acolo greutatea. Cum s\u0103 v\u00e2ri scara \u00een spa\u021biu restr\u00e2ns, cum s\u0103 ajungi la c\u00e2rlige cu jgheabul? \u0218i el, constructorul f\u0103r\u0103 minte, \u0219i noi cu pluviala \u0219i&#8230;. F\u0103r\u0103 l\u0103\u021bimea (este totu\u0219i un paralelipiped, am privit mai atent \u0219i sunt \u00een picioare cele dou\u0103 camere de c\u00e2nd Chin\u021boiu nu visa s\u0103 construiasc\u0103) familiei de nebuni am \u00eenconjurat parterul, la poalele etajului cu solzi. Cam 25 pe metrul p\u0103trat. 100 plus 24, metri \u00een linie. Vreo trei mii \u0219i ceva. \u0218ti\u021bi c\u00e2\u021bi ies dintr-o foaie? Maxim 32. M\u0103 sperii \u0219i acum c\u00e2nd m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u00e2te am putut trasa, debita \u0219i f\u0103l\u021bui. \u0218i monta. Aproape o sut\u0103 de foi \u00een\u0103untru, la parter, la lumina a dou\u0103 becuri \u0219i un ochi de geam ce d\u0103dea spre casa groazei. Ajunsesem ca-n armat\u0103, urm\u0103rit de aceea\u0219i <strong>apodoz\u0103<\/strong> cu care m\u0103 c\u00e2nta mama, dar reconfigurat\u0103, \u201en-ai \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat, stai cu tac-tu la meserie\u201d, urm\u0103rit de aceea\u0219i neputin\u021b\u0103 de a sc\u0103pa din ghearele nemiloase ale ordinelor, programelor for\u021bate, a dep\u0103rt\u0103rii de cas\u0103. Ca \u0219i atunci, \u0219i acum p\u0103rea c\u0103 intrasem \u00een ceva de care nu aveam s\u0103 scap niciodat\u0103. Nu doar durerea m\u00e2inilor, nu doar claustrarea din spa\u021biul preg\u0103tirilor, ci \u0219i urcatul \u0219i cobor\u00e2rea, a\u0219ezarea fixarea \u0219i baterea \u00eembin\u0103rilor, ultima bucat\u0103 de solz, respect\u00e2nd liniile ce se v\u0103d pe diagonal\u0103, distan\u021ba de la poale la v\u00e2rfurile solzilor de pe r\u00e2ndul trei. \u0218i-am montat \u0219i sub strea\u0219ina solzilor jgheaburi. Scurgerile s-au materializat doar \u00een arunc\u0103toare la un metru de cl\u0103dire. \u00cen strad\u0103, \u00een ograda liceului. \u00cen curte&#8230; habar n-am. S\u0103 fi fost o canalizare?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cum auzeam Chin\u021boiu, cum mi se ridicau fire de p\u0103r &#8211; albe mai t\u00e2rziu &#8211; \u0219i reac\u021bionam nu tocmai ca<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22948"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22948"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22949,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22948\/revisions\/22949"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}