{"id":22932,"date":"2024-03-24T23:36:42","date_gmt":"2024-03-24T20:36:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22932"},"modified":"2024-03-24T23:36:42","modified_gmt":"2024-03-24T20:36:42","slug":"brigada-diverse-vor-pe-nas-bordea-bot-bei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22932","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse – (V)or (p)e (n)a\u0219 Borde(a) Bo(t) (b)ei!"},"content":{"rendered":"

24 martie 2024<\/strong>
\n Da. N-a auzit nimeni un timbru ca la lui, dar nici nu este trebuin\u021b\u0103 de el. \u201eInconfundabila voce\u201d nu e ce \u00ee\u0219i \u00eenchipuie ascult\u0103torul de r\u00e2nd. S\u0103 se \u00eentrebe ace\u0219tia \u201eforurile muzicale superioare\u201d de ce idolatrizatul lor nu a ajuns mai departe de sala palatului, un spa\u021biu pentru manifest\u0103ri artistice uzat precum un c\u0103min cultural unde intr\u0103 toate \u021ba\u021bele \u0219i to\u021bi l\u0103utarii satului. Nu-mi aduce\u021bi argumentul umplerii celor patru mii de scaune \u00een trei r\u00e2nduri \u00een preajma s\u0103rb\u0103torilor. A! Nu este Fuego, nici Hru\u0219c\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 b\u0103nui\u021bi c\u0103 ar putea fi B\u0103nic\u0103. \u0218i doar fiindc\u0103 e prea pre\u021bios \u0219i se d\u0103 rar \u00een spectacol.
\n Deloc r\u0103u s\u0103 descoperi cam unde se situa locativ suflarea popular\u0103 rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 la \u00eenceputul secolului 19. Totu\u0219i de r\u0103u augur s\u0103 aduci din contemporaneitate un medic care a descoperit el cum ar\u0103tau casele…. Nenicu\u021b\u0103! Mai cat\u0103 surse, bre, \u0219i vezi-i-ai pe cei care au sintetizat traiul precar al na\u021biei, vezi \u00een c\u00e2te domenii s-au f\u0103cut cercet\u0103rile \u0219i ce au vizat ele. Din varii puncte de vedere \u0219i implica\u021bii. Doar ca s\u0103 pui etichet\u0103 pe s\u0103n\u0103tatea indivizilor care tr\u0103iau la gr\u0103mad\u0103 \u00een bordeie s\u0103pate \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt? Apropo, \u00eentreba\u021bii cum stau ca sardelele rom\u00e2nii emigra\u021bi pentru c\u00e2\u0219tiguri materiale prin str\u0103in\u0103tate. C\u0103 tr\u0103iau iarna \u0219i cu animalele cele mai firave, c\u0103 era podeaua din \u201ep\u0103m\u00e2nt amestecat cu excremente de animale\u201d…. Domn doctor, e b\u0103legar, tat\u0103, ori \u021bi-a sub demnitate s\u0103-l pronun\u021bi? Iar asta cu \u201eal\u0103turi de animalele din ferm\u0103\u201d m-a dat pe spate. Care ferm\u0103, \u201edoctorie\u201d? \u00cen\u021belege\u021bi de ce fiecare trebuie s\u0103 se \u021bin\u0103 doar de meseria lui? Ca s\u0103 n-o ia pe ar\u0103tura cuvintelor nepotrivite.
\n Catastrofa nu vine din admiterea la facultate pe baz\u0103 de dosar, ci pe con\u021binutul lui. Cine a dat notele acelea exagerate, cine trebuia s\u0103 supervizeze acest proces – ai un corp profesoral, un director, to\u021bi r\u0103sfoiesc cataloagele \u0219i observ\u0103 c\u0103 x are 10 la rom\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i 9 la matematic\u0103, de\u0219i la orele de geografie n-a \u0219tiut s\u0103 lege \u00een propozi\u021bie vulcan, tectonic \u0219i erup\u021bie, de\u0219i la orele de fizic\u0103 n-a \u0219tiut s\u0103 transforme kilometri \u00een metri \u0219i ora \u00een secunde -, ce nu a verificat p\u0103rintele, de ce nu a func\u021bionat p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i infantila p\u00e2r\u0103 \u00eentre colegi, nemul\u021bumi\u021bii cei mai r\u0103s\u0103ri\u021bi, mai minto\u0219i, c\u0103 primesc recompense la fel ca pro\u0219tii clasei. Acolo este problema. A dumneavoastr\u0103, stima\u021bi profesori universitari? C\u0103 v\u0103 dori\u021bi prea multe cu prea mare indiferen\u021b\u0103 de la un popor ce-a tr\u0103it – fie m\u0103car \u0219i vorbele doctorului – \u00een bordeie.
\n De ce nu z\u00e2mbeau oamenii de alt\u0103dat\u0103 \u00een fotografii? Pune\u021bi \u00een ipotez\u0103 un mers la schimbarea c\u0103r\u021bii (nici buletin nu era adecvat; avea, de bine de r\u0103u, mai multe pagini) de identitate. Sobrietatea cerut\u0103 instantaneului (acum vreo trei schimb\u0103ri: \u201ev\u0103 rog s\u0103 nu v\u0103 mi\u0219ca\u021bi\u201d, \u201es\u0103 z\u00e2mbesc?\u201d, \u201eunde te crezi, domnule?\u201d, am revenit la mina formal\u0103 \u0219i \u00een sine m-am bosumflat), ata\u0219at\u0103 unei \u021binute de s\u0103rb\u0103toare, importan\u021ba instantaneului, gradul de expunere, copierea mimicii faciale de la personalit\u0103\u021bi, cerin\u021bele fotografului \u00een consens cu cele enumerate. \u0218i nici nu prea aveau de ce s\u0103 z\u00e2mbeasc\u0103. Imediat dup\u0103 \u00eei a\u0219tepta aceea\u0219i via\u021b\u0103 incert\u0103, mizer\u0103, banal\u0103.
\n Eu solidar cu ho\u021bii care au f\u0103cut din ap\u0103 aur curat? C\u00e2t tupeu pe companie! M\u0103 mir c\u0103 nu le-a retezat-o nimeni p\u00e2n\u0103 azi \u0219i azi, la aceast\u0103 cerin\u021b\u0103 de intrare \u00eentr-o hor\u0103 a unirii \u00eentru sete, a lor de bani mai cur\u00e2nd, nu le i-a \u00eenc\u0103 nimeni capul. Consum \u0219i eu, dar s\u0103 dai cinci la sut\u0103 din salariul lunar doar ca s\u0103 fii mai curat, fiindc\u0103 ap\u0103 de la robinet nu mai bea nimeni \u0219i nici m\u00e2ncare nu mai g\u0103te\u0219te cu ea, e nu strig\u0103tor la cer, ci escrocherie legalizat\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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