{"id":22926,"date":"2024-03-24T00:40:57","date_gmt":"2024-03-23T21:40:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22926"},"modified":"2024-03-24T00:40:57","modified_gmt":"2024-03-23T21:40:57","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-antiton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22926","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Antiton"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>    Ca s\u0103 rezi\u0219ti, ai fi avut nevoie s\u0103 fii pu\u021bin dereglat fiziologic. <strong>Anosmia<\/strong> r\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2nd diagnosticul potrivit pentru&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Ap\u0103i de c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u0219tiam, col\u021bul st\u00e2ng al str\u0103zii Alexandru Sihleanu, cum prive\u0219ti c\u0103tre curtea spitalului, fusese \u00een cea mai crunt\u0103 ruin\u0103. O parte, cea din col\u021b, mai ac\u0103t\u0103rii, dar r\u0103mas\u0103 dup\u0103 ani p\u0103r\u0103sit\u0103, \u0219i \u00een continuare un soi de acaret c\u0103ruia nici grajd nu l-ai fi putut numi, nici magazie, cu at\u00e2t mai pu\u021bin cas\u0103 de oameni. Str\u00e2ng\u00e2nd \u00eentr-un cuv\u00e2nt descrierea locuitorilor: <strong>animali<\/strong>. De\u0219i neacordat \u00een normele celei mai mari stricte\u021bi, exprimarea le vine m\u0103nu\u0219\u0103. Ca ani \u0219i ani m-am mirat cum doi din acest grup de&#8230; aproape neoameni au ie\u0219it mai s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i \u0219i s-au dus pe la casele lor. B\u0103ie\u021bii, fiii cuplului Columbina \u0219i Arlechin. Ea rujat\u0103 strident, pudrat\u0103 excesiv, cu o aluni\u021ba, fardat\u0103 c\u00e2t s\u0103 arate ca o paia\u021b\u0103. \u00cen mizerie. Cea mai mizerabil\u0103. El&#8230;. O mutr\u0103 de be\u021biv notoriu, ceea ce \u0219i era \u00een fapt, mic de statur\u0103, cu o c\u0103ma\u0219\u0103 alb-jegoas\u0103, cu m\u00e2necile suflecate vara, t\u0103ietor de lemne, cu un p\u0103r rar \u0219i dezordonat ce anun\u021bau o chelie deas\u0103. \u201eM\u00e2ndra\u201d st\u0103tea ferit\u0103 de soare \u00een cas\u0103 cam toat\u0103 ziua, c\u00e2nd \u0219i c\u00e2nd ie\u0219ea cu o albie din camerele fetide &#8211; ale Mi\u021bei, vecina noastr\u0103, albii con\u021bineau o ap\u0103 nu at\u00e2t de murdar\u0103, de\u0219i la vremea copil\u0103riei nu credeam c\u0103 se pot scoate zoaie mai murdare de at\u00e2t -, dup\u0103 l\u0103iere &#8211; a ei -, c\u0103ci avea g\u00e2nd s\u0103 ias\u0103 \u00een lume, cum v\u0103 spuneam, ca o pa\u021bachin\u0103. La o astfel de priveli\u0219te vomitai instantaneu dac\u0103 nu erai deprins cu a\u0219a ceva, ca apoi s\u0103 te apuce <strong>apepsia<\/strong> \u0219i s\u0103 nu te vindeci dec\u00e2t dup\u0103 o perioad\u0103 nu mic\u0103 de timp. Nu d\u0103duse genetic gre\u0219 cu b\u0103ie\u021bii, \u00eens\u0103 cu fetele \u00ee\u0219i ratase cariera de mam\u0103. Cea mare, dup\u0103 Vasile Co\u021b\u0103il\u0103, dus\u0103 definitiv cu capul, cea mic\u0103 nu de prima dat\u0103. P\u0103rea c\u0103 urma linia fra\u021bilor. P\u0103rea, fiindc\u0103 s\u00e2ngele ap\u0103 nu se face \u0219i nici s\u0103n\u0103tatea mintal\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2ne intact\u0103. O luase la vremea pubert\u0103\u021bii razna \u0219i h\u0103l\u0103duia \u0219i ea ca \u0219i sor\u0103-sa de nebun\u0103 prin preajma casei \u0219i pe strad\u0103. Nu le-am mai v\u0103zut de c\u00e2\u021biva ani. Or mai fi, n-or mai fi? Pup\u0103za a b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219tiu c\u0103 a murit, \u201ecolumbinul\u201d h\u0103t, de prin anii 90. Le-o mai \u00eengriji cineva?<br \/>\n       Patruzeci \u0219i ceva de metri. Dup\u0103 m\u0103sur\u0103toarea ochiometric\u0103 de pe net. O \u00eentreag\u0103 nebunie doar la strad\u0103, pe Alexandru Sihleanu. Socoti\u021bi \u0219i partea dup\u0103 ce faci st\u00e2nga spre liceu \u0219i: dosul spre Agricol, o bucat\u0103 de cl\u0103dire devenit\u0103 limit\u0103 de proprietate \u0219i toat\u0103 laterala cu ultimul vecin de pe Sihleanu. \u00cemi dau seama c\u0103 pentru acei ce cunosc ca pe-un cal breaz cl\u0103direa (\u0219i \u00eent\u00e2iul \u201e\u00eentemeietor\u201d) se \u00eentreab\u0103 pentru ce ai mai avea o cale de acces c\u00e2nd din drum pare un monolit ce ar ocupa \u00eentregul teren. Gre\u0219it. Vali Fasole a fost de\u0219tept p\u00e2n\u0103 la a-i p\u0103c\u0103li pe bie\u021bii oropsi\u021bi lovi\u021bi genetic \u00een moalele capului. Mai de gura vecinilor, mai de frica lui Dumnezeu, mai, probabil, din pricina \u00eempotrivirii &#8211; fie a lui Co\u021b\u0103il\u0103, fie a m\u0103-sii \u0219i fratelui -, degeaba <strong>antepui<\/strong> \u021bara la cale, degeaba e\u0219ti <strong>apelant<\/strong> la ra\u021biuni \u0219i divinitate, degeaba cau\u021bi \u00een sine f\u0103r\u00e2ma de mil\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u021bi-e firea&#8230;. A\u0219adar, din vechea cas\u0103 a Columbinei Chin\u021boiu a p\u0103strat o camer\u0103 \u0219i calea de acces spre ea, pe un fel de gang. Nu-mi amintesc dac\u0103 mai avea geam &#8211; spre strad\u0103 -, \u00eens\u0103 \u0219i de-ar fi, \u00een metrul dintre camer\u0103 \u0219i mastodontul cu etaj \u0219i mansard\u0103 nu p\u0103trunde niciodat\u0103 soarele. Poate doar un fir c\u00e2nd \u021bi se urc\u0103 vara \u00een cre\u0219tet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ca s\u0103 rezi\u0219ti, ai fi avut nevoie s\u0103 fii pu\u021bin dereglat fiziologic. Anosmia r\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2nd diagnosticul potrivit pentru&#8230;. Ap\u0103i de c\u00e2nd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22926"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22926"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22926\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22927,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22926\/revisions\/22927"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}