{"id":22823,"date":"2024-03-10T01:58:52","date_gmt":"2024-03-09T22:58:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22823"},"modified":"2024-03-10T01:58:52","modified_gmt":"2024-03-09T22:58:52","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-anterei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22823","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Anterei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         Iadul pe&#8230; acoperi\u0219. Exact ce am sim\u021bit \u0219i azi ridic\u00e2nd privirea din asfalt \u0219i-ndrept\u00e2nd-o c\u0103tre&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Nes\u0103n\u0103tate curat\u0103. Abrupt e prea pu\u021bin spus. Numai \u00eenchipuindu-m\u0103 acolo sus, rev\u0103z\u00e2nd scenariul dramatic, cele cinci secunde r\u0103gaz pentru ultimele preg\u0103tiri \u00eenainte de a fi una cu p\u0103m\u00e2ntul, am sim\u021bit furnic\u0103tura de odinioar\u0103, pornit\u0103 din gambe p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rful unghiilor degetelor mici de la picioare. Am stat \u0219i nu prea am stat. Ie\u0219irea pe acoperi\u0219, ultima pant\u0103 &#8211; ca ultima redut\u0103 -, necucerit\u0103, a stat sub semnul \u00eendoielii. S\u0103 sau s\u0103? Roat\u0103 ochii-n jos \u0219i-n spre culme, i\u021bit pe jum\u0103tate prin trap\u0103, am luat hot\u0103r\u00e2rea de a demonta tot, de a \u00eenc\u0103leca tabla cutat\u0103 existent\u0103 cu \u00eenc\u0103 o nervur\u0103 una peste alta, iar ce r\u0103m\u00e2nea neacoperit de completat cu unele noi. Dar dup\u0103 o metod\u0103 mai ciudat\u0103 \u0219i pe o vreme din aceea c\u00e2nd soarele se ia la cafteal\u0103 cu negura \u0219i m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 papar\u0103. Toamna. Ne <strong>antren\u0103<\/strong> tata s\u0103 rezist\u0103m pe orice fel de vreme \u0219i pe orice fel de acoperi\u0219. Cum bine \u0219ti\u021bi, \u00een cazul meu special de aspirant la nemurirea muzicii, cu for\u021ba. Mai de gura mamei, mai ca s\u0103-mi treac\u0103 st\u0103rile <strong>apatice<\/strong>, mai ca s\u0103-mi mai dreg \u201e<strong>aortita<\/strong>\u201d &#8211; din dragoste, bre &#8211; \u0219i, sau, cum dori\u021bi, s\u0103 mai trec la <strong>aplanat<\/strong> conflictele \u00een curs \u0219i cele iminente, fiindc\u0103 <strong>aplazic<\/strong>, nu-mi crescuse \u00eenc\u0103 organul con\u0219tiin\u021bei muncii, se conturase ceva-ceva \u00een armat\u0103, dar \u0219i acolo g\u0103sisem solu\u021bii pe m\u0103sur\u0103: s\u0103 m\u0103 auto \u201emarginalizez\u201d \u0219i ceea ce urma s\u0103 \u00eendeplinesc ca sarcini &#8211; ordine toat\u0103 ziua (\u0219i noaptea) &#8211; s\u0103 capete sens personaliz\u00e2ndu-le prin c\u00e2t \u0219tiam \u0219i puteam. Scris, spart de betoane, lop\u0103tat, sudat, \u00eenc\u0103rcat \u0219i desc\u0103rcat poveri prea mari pentru un dram de copchil, \u00eenc\u0103 de 57 de kilograme, trecute prin filtrul ve\u0219nicei mele \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2n\u0103ri. Prin urmare, dac\u0103 eu aveam s\u0103 m\u0103 urc pe \u021bu\u021buiul lui \u021aecu, trebuia s\u0103 rezolv ca mine, nu cum <strong>aplicau<\/strong> ei de obicei. Iar de obicei \u00eensemna de jos \u00een sus. Ceea ce nu se putea \u00eentru totul. Gura de ie\u0219ire pe acoperi\u0219 era la mijloc. Cum nu se putea sta deloc pe tabl\u0103, demontarea a avut loc folosindu-ne de proximitate. \u00cen jurul ie\u0219irii, pe un piedestal \u00eencropit din acelea\u0219i sc\u00e2nduri \u0219i lan\u021bi ce ne serviser\u0103 la jgheaburi de proptele, cu borma\u0219ina &#8211; electric\u0103, un chin s\u0103 tot tragi de cablu, s\u0103 se opreasc\u0103 \u00een toate d\u00e2mburile, cuiele&#8230; c\u00e2t de pu\u021bin proeminente &#8211; am extras tablele. Apoi am cur\u0103\u021bat locul, am cobor\u00e2t c\u00e2t de mult am putut, unul singur, legat cu otgonul de br\u00e2u (se pierdu \u00eentre timp) \u0219i am repus c\u00e2rligele, dar am completat \u0219i cu altele. B\u0103tusem palma \u0219i pentru jgheab, altfel nu ne-am fi \u00eencumetat o secund\u0103 la executarea lucr\u0103rii, bine\u00een\u021beles c\u0103 \u0219i pentru un ban \u00een plus, dar \u00een primul r\u00e2nd pentru siguran\u021ba noastr\u0103, s\u0103 mai prindem speran\u021be de sc\u0103pare \u00een cele c\u00e2teva secunde de accidental\u0103 alunecare, speran\u021be c\u0103 ne vom prinde \u00een ultima clipit\u0103 de ceva, salv\u00e2ndu-ne astfel pr\u0103p\u0103ditele vie\u021bi. P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 ajungem la poale ne-au n\u0103p\u0103dit <strong>apneele<\/strong>, frica ne-a extras din nou apa din piele, <strong>anhidri<\/strong>, ne luase tremuratul, \u0219i de una, \u0219i de alta, \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 ne regl\u0103m ritmul cardiac ne-am \u00eendopat mintal (eu) cu protaze \u0219i <strong>apodoze<\/strong>: dac\u0103 nu \u00eencerci, nu reu\u0219e\u0219ti; dac\u0103 n-ai \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat la \u0219coal\u0103, stai \u0219i bate tabl\u0103 (pe jum\u0103tate <strong>apocrif<\/strong>)&#8230;. Problema este \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi ias\u0103 \u00eembinarea. Deci pui \u00een sus, o sco\u021bi pe cea mai de jos \u0219i continui, l\u0103s\u00e2ndu-\u021bi loc s\u0103 calci &#8211; nu a proasta, ci cu grij\u0103 &#8211; f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi fie team\u0103 maxim\u0103 de picaj. \u0218i termini. Dac\u0103 te <strong>aplaud\u0103<\/strong> beneficiarul de bine, dac\u0103 nu&#8230; \u00ee\u021bi iei r\u0103splata, r\u0103sufli u\u0219urat c\u0103 e\u0219ti \u00eentreg \u0219i te-ntorci la atelier. Acas\u0103&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iadul pe&#8230; acoperi\u0219. Exact ce am sim\u021bit \u0219i azi ridic\u00e2nd privirea din asfalt \u0219i-ndrept\u00e2nd-o c\u0103tre&#8230;. Nes\u0103n\u0103tate curat\u0103. Abrupt e prea<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22823"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22823"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22824,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22823\/revisions\/22824"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}