{"id":22811,"date":"2024-03-08T11:15:16","date_gmt":"2024-03-08T08:15:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22811"},"modified":"2024-03-08T11:15:16","modified_gmt":"2024-03-08T08:15:16","slug":"brigada-diverse-le-a-sicanat-oto-si-eta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22811","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (L)e-(a) \u0219ica(n)at O(t)o \u0219(i) Et(a)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>7, 8 martie 2024<br \/>\n         Important\u0103-i \u00eencercarea, \u00eentrebarea, co-legarea, conexarea. De-o eviden\u021b\u0103 ea \u00eens\u0103\u0219i cras\u0103, num\u0103rarea noastr\u0103 printre cei privilegia\u021bi ai Bibliei&#8230;. Dar s\u0103 c\u00e2nt\u0103rim fapta jurnalistic\u0103. Pu\u021bine, desigur, \u021b\u0103rile prin care se \u00eenv\u00e2rte\u0219te cartea sf\u00e2nt\u0103. Nu pe unde circul\u0103, ci despre ce a\u0219a-zise state se aminte\u0219te \u00een acest valoros manuscris (ca at\u00e2tea altele redactat dup\u0103 ghiersul celui ce-a scris-o \u00eent\u00e2i, a doua oar\u0103&#8230;). Dup\u0103 statistica propus\u0103 ca metod\u0103 de lucru (un astfel de demers a \u00eencununat pe unii cu doctorate), autorul \u00ee\u0219i adreseaz\u0103 (nou\u0103 cititorilor nicidecum, aveam m\u0103car o vag\u0103 b\u0103nuial\u0103) \u00eentrebarea capcan\u0103: \u201eSunt men\u021biona\u021bi \u0219i str\u0103mo\u0219ii no\u0219tri \u00een Biblie?\u201d. La final de perindare de prin \u201ecap\u0103tul p\u0103m\u00e2ntului\u201d &#8211; interpretat ca Spania &#8211; p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een \u021binutul unde indienii se simt ca acas\u0103 (chinezii parc\u0103 nici n-ar fi fost; de afurisi\u021bi, ulterior, s-au \u00eenmul\u021bit ca iepurii (\u00eens\u0103 iepuri erau tot unde a \u00een\u021b\u0103rcat lumea iapa, Span denumind iepurii de c\u00e2mp), nu mai departe de nordul extrem al Africii \u0219i Mesopotamia, ne taie tot elanul. Nu, str\u0103mo\u0219ii no\u0219tri (nici noi nu \u0219tim cu adev\u0103rat cine sunt) nu \u0219i-au g\u0103sit un loc \u00eentre cei ai lui Dumnezeu.<br \/>\n         La cum arat\u0103 \u00een poz\u0103, naturale\u021bea Loredanei, \u201efrumoasa cu un ochi la m\u0103slin\u0103 \u0219i unul la sl\u0103nin\u0103\u201d, nu este de invidiat. Are tr\u0103s\u0103turi de bab\u0103 trecut\u0103.<br \/>\n         C\u00e2nd visezi \u00een patul t\u0103u terestru&#8230;. N-am mai dus (om fi dus?) un om pe Lun\u0103 de mai bine de 45 de ani \u0219i Elonul vrea un milion pe Marte. Nu cred c\u0103 realizeaz\u0103 c\u0103 nu-s at\u00e2\u021bia nebuni dornici sau u\u0219or de convins s\u0103 mearg\u0103 pe acea planet\u0103. Sau oricare alta.<br \/>\n        Tocmai o chestiune ca aceasta ar trebui s\u0103 dea de g\u00e2ndit celor ce doresc oameni pe alte meleaguri solare. Dac\u0103 \u0103i de pe Apollo venir\u0103 cu creierii \u201eferfeni\u021b\u0103\u201d de pe Lun\u0103&#8230;, de pe Marte certamente se vor \u00eentoarce legume.<br \/>\n        Tot la planete ni-i g\u00e2ndul, tot la&#8230;. Inep\u021bia cu golul din interiorul Terrei. Tembelismul c\u0103 extratere\u0219trii vin de acolo. Poate intratere\u0219trii. Dar cu farfurii de zboar\u0103.<br \/>\n        Domnii vecini ar trebui s\u0103 consulte un manual de rezisten\u021ba materialelor \u0219i mai apoi s\u0103 vad\u0103 neagr\u0103 situa\u021bia lor locativ\u0103. Rafturile cu c\u0103r\u021bi ale p\u00e2r\u00e2tului stau l\u00e2ng\u0103 ziduri, iar greutatea este distribuit\u0103 echitabil cu contrapondere: prime\u0219te \u00eenapoi mai mult\u0103 dec\u00e2t ar trebui.<br \/>\n         O mare vr\u0103jeal\u0103, cea mai necredibil\u0103 declara\u021bie. Mergem \u00eenainte, dar d\u0103m \u00eenapoi. C\u0103 \u201eimersiunea\u201d noastr\u0103 \u201e\u00een\u201d Lun\u0103 nu mai este posibil\u0103 fiindc\u0103 pr\u0103p\u0103dita de tehnologie nu este.<br \/>\n        C\u00e2nd mi-au z\u0103rit ochii o asemenea&#8230;. Cred c\u0103 \u0219i domnul reporter s-a str\u0103duit s\u0103 pun\u0103 de-o funda\u021bie pentru soclul unei ridic\u0103ri la ceruri ale unui p\u0103m\u00e2ntean&#8230;. Statuie, deci, pentru T., sub pretextul c\u0103 d\u0103 Buz\u0103ului 20 de milioane la bugetul local anual. Acu s\u0103 v\u0103 chestionez un pic. Pl\u0103ti\u021bi curentul, electricitatea. To\u021bi banii merg la domnul de mai sus. Nu cumva paralele din \u00eencas\u0103ri vin tot de la voi?<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n       O nepereche \u00eemperecheat\u0103 ca s\u0103 pun\u0103 de-o b\u00e2rf\u0103. Poate una ca Teo, fie \u0219i doar ea \u00een spe\u021b\u0103, s\u0103 dea cu gura precum ca\u021ba, c\u0103ci orice cuvinte \u0219i ton ai folosi, tot act def\u0103im\u0103tor se nume\u0219te, tot clevetire se cheam\u0103. \u00cens\u0103 lui Capatos nu-i pot accepta procesul de cur\u0103\u021benie intentat A. Marin \u0219i lui M\u0103ru\u021b\u0103. La ce aduce prin emisiune, de\u0219i nu m\u0103 uit o clip\u0103, dar \u00een fugile molcome ale softului televizorului de la un program la altul mai \u201e\u00eentre-v\u0103d\u201d c\u00e2te un personaj c\u0103ruia nu-i pot face \u201efa\u021b\u0103\u201d curat\u0103, n-am s\u0103 accept, chiar \u0219i a\u0219a, la nivel superficial de dou\u0103 \u0219iruri jurnalistice culese, \u201eN-a\u0219 fi f\u0103cut a\u0219a ceva&#8230;\u201d. Din partea niciunuia. C\u00e2nd stai m\u0103car s\u0103 prive\u0219ti sau s\u0103 i\u0219ti o t\u0103v\u0103leal\u0103 de porci \u00een mocirl\u0103, e\u0219ti la fel de pasibil s\u0103 fii \u0219i tu&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>7, 8 martie 2024 Important\u0103-i \u00eencercarea, \u00eentrebarea, co-legarea, conexarea. 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