{"id":22774,"date":"2024-03-03T23:21:23","date_gmt":"2024-03-03T20:21:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22774"},"modified":"2024-03-03T23:21:23","modified_gmt":"2024-03-03T20:21:23","slug":"brigada-diverse-ia-tone-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22774","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse – I(a) (\u021a)one 1(0)"},"content":{"rendered":"

22 februarie, 3 martie 2024<\/strong>
\n Va s\u0103 mai fie o zi dintre cele cu oaspe\u021bi. F\u0103cur\u0103m 9 ani de existen\u021b\u0103. De Ziarul de R\u00e2mnic.
\n Numai americanii pot face din \u021b\u00e2n\u021bar arm\u0103sar \u0219i din animale salvatoare de…. Hai s\u0103 nu amestec\u0103m capra cu varza \u0219i repunerea pe picioare a unei femei cu salvarea unui ora\u0219. Da, roman, da, o fi \u0219i valoros, dar nu v\u0103d unde at\u00e2ta celebritate \u00een lume. C\u0103 a g\u0103sit un industria\u0219 din lumea c\u0103r\u021bilor care s-o promoveze, c\u0103 func\u021bioneaz\u0103 acest mecanism al prostiei care \u00eenc\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219te indivizi buni s\u0103 preasl\u0103veasc\u0103 pe al\u021bii \u0219i nu pe ei, c\u0103 s-a mai f\u0103cut v\u00e2lv\u0103 pe ici \u0219i colo, nu transform\u0103 evenimentele acestea \u00een preocuparea total\u0103 a omenirii. Pisoi abandonat, fost\u0103 so\u021bie c-un alcoolic la u\u0219\u0103, \u00een pragul unei boli necru\u021b\u0103toare, falimentar\u0103, c\u00e2\u021bi nu sunt \u00een lumea asta \u0219i nu beneficiaz\u0103 de un c\u00e2t de mic sprijin, dar\u0103mite de celebritate? Dewey.
\n Noi c\u0103ut\u0103m, ast\u0103zi, fericirea elevului la examen. Pentru acest deziderat mai scornesc unii antrenamente. \u201ePreg\u0103tirea necesar\u0103\u201d \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u00e2ndu-se dincolo de cadrul \u0219colar totdeauna. Atunci la ce mai este bun\u0103 \u0219coala? Doar ca s\u0103 creeze premisele unui c\u00e2\u0219tig suplimentar pentru profesori? Fiindc\u0103 oric\u00e2te variante face elevul la medita\u021bie, la examen pic\u0103 altceva. Asem\u0103n\u0103tor, dar nu identic, cu \u00eentors\u0103turile aferente \u00eencurc\u0103rii examinatului. C\u00e2t despre fericire…. Trece repede. Vin examenele de la facultate. Alt\u0103 b\u0103taie de cap.
\n Unde o fi frumuse\u021bea \u0219i impresionantul \u00eentr-o platband\u0103 c\u0103reia i s-a ata\u0219at perpendicular un \u03c6 de 10 striat, e greu de spus. Fierul nu este m\u0103car cur\u0103\u021bat de rugin\u0103, iar fasonarea necum a fi perfect\u0103. V\u0103d o hain\u0103 ag\u0103\u021bat\u0103 de unul dintre cele patru \u201ecuie\u201d. Proprietarul o fi observat c\u0103 s-a murd\u0103rit gulerul pe interior?
\n \u00cel stimez \u0219i \u00eel apreciez. \u00cens\u0103 \u0219i el \u0219i al\u021bii care au crezut c\u0103 pot fenta timpul \u0219i \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nirea (pe care Sting nu \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 o ascund\u0103) cu varii metode, s-au trezit \u00eentr-o bun\u0103 zi cu pielea lax\u0103 \u0219i venele de pe g\u00e2t \u0219i membre \u00eengro\u0219ate \u0219i foarte vizibile. Deh, to\u021bi vom p\u0103\u021bi la fel.
\n Conteaz\u0103 cum o spui, ce cuv\u00e2nt aloci. Ar p\u0103rea o catastrof\u0103 cosmic\u0103 (de\u0219i ele sunt cu miliardele pe secund\u0103) unele schimb\u0103ri. \u0218tire alarmist\u0103 \u00een titlu. C\u0103 vor disp\u0103rea inelele saturniene \u00een urm\u0103toarele 18 luni. G\u00e2ndi-vom, astfel, c\u0103 treptat \u00een urm\u0103torul an \u0219i jum\u0103tate centura de praf \u0219i ghea\u021b\u0103 se va \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tia – nimic nu dispare cu adev\u0103rat \u00een univers – \u0219i cine \u0219tie unde-\u0219i va g\u0103si s\u0103la\u0219. Poate pe Terra? Dar nu se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla absolut nimic \u00een viitorul apropiat, resturile de materie sunt \u021binute bine gravita\u021bional de planeta gigant. Doar c\u0103 i-a venit cheful s\u0103 se suceasc\u0103 \u0219i privirea noastr\u0103 plan\u0103 c\u0103tre el s\u0103 nu mai z\u0103reasc\u0103 inelele. Sau poate nu Saturn s-a repozi\u021bionat pe axa proprie, poate chiar noi ne-am \u00eenclinat, dup\u0103 cum alte voci \u201esavante\u201d tot gl\u0103suie\u0219te zvon de pr\u0103p\u0103d.
\n M\u0103i fr\u0103\u021bie! Vomit. Am mai \u00eent\u00e2lnit o dat\u0103 aprecierile \u201efermec\u0103toare\u201d, \u201esuperb\u0103\u201d puse pe seama odraslei Prodancei, dar nu pot \u00eenghi\u021bi nici antonimele \u00een dreptu-i. \u0218i nu cred c\u0103 mi s-a deformat privirea. Fiindc\u0103 nu m\u0103 pot hot\u0103r\u00ee s\u0103-i spun femeie sau b\u0103rbat. Tr\u0103s\u0103turile sunt evident cioplite matern din mai mult material b\u0103rb\u0103tesc. E \u0219i ur\u00e2t\u0103, \u0219i maloaic\u0103, \u0219i….
\n Crede lumea c\u0103 tehnologiile sunt mai dihai la al\u021bii. C\u0103 Iphone-ul e mai \u0219mecher ca oricare altul de pe pia\u021b\u0103. De aceea se \u00eembat\u0103 cu cea mai rece ap\u0103 de la chiuvet\u0103. Unul ofuscat, devenit important probabil, crez\u00e2nd c\u0103 un astfel de subiect, m\u0103runt ca obiectele despre care \u021bese o \u201epoveste\u201d, trebuie s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 \u201eprima\u201d pagin\u0103 de ziar a hotnews-ului. Da’ sup\u0103rat r\u0103u. C\u0103 locomondo-ul nu i-a pus \u0219i \u0219techer. Adic\u0103lea – cred – \u00eenc\u0103rc\u0103torul, rom\u00e2nizat \u201eciarg\u0103r\u201d. \u0218i-\u0219i mai v\u0103rs\u0103 oful pe sistemul de plat\u0103 pentru aplica\u021bii. Cum credeai m\u0103t\u0103lu\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 merge treaba prin occidenturi \u0219i americi, c\u0103 treci strada f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 dai parale, bre? Ori e Rom\u00e2nia, unde to\u021bi ne \u00eensu\u0219im munca altora c\u00e2t ai zice pe\u0219te?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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