{"id":22757,"date":"2024-02-29T23:27:54","date_gmt":"2024-02-29T20:27:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22757"},"modified":"2024-02-29T23:27:54","modified_gmt":"2024-02-29T20:27:54","slug":"brigada-diverse-oprea-sta-tu-ce-tata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22757","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse – O(p)rea (s)t\u0103. (T)u, (c)e (t)at\u0103!"},"content":{"rendered":"

18 februarie 2024<\/strong>
\n Degeaba \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 ne dea de ceasul ultim \u0103i de pe la Nasa, au trecut 55 de ani…. C\u0103 nu s-au g\u00e2ndit temeinic la posibilii microbi adu\u0219i din spa\u021biu odat\u0103 cu Apollo 11. Uite-a\u0219a e gata jurnalismul s\u0103 bage lumea-n chichioane, s\u0103-i cread\u0103 ca pe acei de anun\u021baser\u0103 la radio prin America c\u0103 suntem gata. Tot de acolo vine \u0219i romanul The Andromeda Strain. De la naftalin\u0103, ca s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 moli(m)a departe.
\n Bun\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tur\u0103 deter\u0103 pl\u0103cile de pickup. O poveste arab\u0103 s-ar cuveni \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103rii de la Hunedoara. Un \u021b\u0103ran \u0219i nevasta, nec\u0103ji\u021bi c\u0103 nu pot avea copii, se hot\u0103r\u0103sc – cum fac to\u021bi so\u021bii peste noapte – s\u0103 ia de suflet orice i-ar ie\u0219i b\u0103rbatului \u00een cale a doua zi. Un \u0219erpi\u0219or g\u0103si pe marginea drumului, c\u0103ruia, odat\u0103 ajuns acas\u0103, \u00eei spuser\u0103 cei doi so\u021bi numaidec\u00e2t fiule. Cre\u0219tea pe zi ce trece acesta \u0219i \u021binut la g\u00e2tul \u021b\u0103ranului ajunsese ditai \u0219erpoiul. Cum \u0219i anii trecuser\u0103, b\u0103rbatul se g\u00e2rbovise ajung\u00e2nd mo\u0219neag. \u00centr-una dintre zile, s\u0103tul de povara care-l ap\u0103sa, rug\u0103 fiul s\u0103 mai coboare un pic, s\u0103-\u0219i mai trag\u0103 sufletul \u0219i-apoi \u00eel va l\u0103sa s\u0103 urce din nou. \u0218arpele, r\u0103spunse cererii cu refuz, fiindc\u0103 se \u00eenvoiser\u0103 de la \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u00eel poarte tot timpul dac\u0103 dorea s\u0103-l aib\u0103 ca fiu. Mo\u0219neagul, drept, a zis ca \u0219arpele \u0219i \u0219i-a continuat via\u021ba. Zi de t\u00e2rg. Merg cei doi pentru c\u00e2teva lucruri de care so\u021bia mo\u0219ului avea nevoie. \u00cempov\u0103rat de greutate, \u021b\u0103ranul \u00ee\u0219i face loc printre t\u00e2rgove\u021bi. Curio\u0219i de a\u0219a cuplu, c\u00e2\u021biva mai \u00eendr\u0103zne\u021bi apostrofeaz\u0103 \u0219arpele pentru neru\u0219inarea de a sta \u00een c\u00e2rca mo\u0219neagului. O st\u0103ruin\u021b\u0103 zadarnic\u0103. Pe drumul de \u00eentoarcere c\u0103tre cas\u0103, se opresc (!) s\u0103 se odihneasc\u0103 \u00een apropierea unui grup de copii care pare c\u0103 se joac\u0103. Urm\u0103rindu-i, mo\u0219neagul constat\u0103 c\u0103 jocul lor este o judecat\u0103 pe care cel mai de\u0219tept dintre copii o conduce. Ascult\u00e2nd c\u00e2t de \u00een\u021belept a fost c\u00e2nd a prezentat hot\u0103r\u00e2rea, c\u00e2t de dreapt\u0103 \u0219i de corect\u0103, s-a ridicat \u0219i a gl\u0103suit c\u0103tre fiu: \u201eCopilul \u0103sta vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 judece \u0219i pe mine!\u201d. I s-a \u00eenf\u0103\u021bi\u0219at, \u0219i-a prezentat cazul \u0219i l-a l\u0103sat s\u0103 cump\u0103neasc\u0103, timp \u00een care \u0219arpele a ascultat cu dezinteres \u0219i chiar a \u00eendr\u0103znit s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 i se dea cuv\u00e2ntul, motiv pentru care copilul judec\u0103tor l-a \u00eenfruntat \u0219i i-a ripostat pentru neru\u0219inare cu un apel la cuviin\u021b\u0103, cer\u00e2ndu-i s\u0103 coboare din spatele b\u0103tr\u00e2nului, a\u0219a cum se st\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba unui judec\u0103tor c\u00e2nd pronun\u021b\u0103 sentin\u021ba. \u00cenduplecat \u00een cele din urm\u0103 (aici Marius Pepino, glasul \u0219erpesc, a interpretat memorabil, cu un fel de \u201efie, dac\u0103 a\u0219a se cuvine; s\u0103 terminam odat\u0103\u201d, cum fac oamenii c\u00e2nd pare c\u0103 nu mai au \u00eencotro, c\u00e2nd vor s\u0103 scape de gura cuiva), \u0219arpele coboar\u0103, mo\u0219neagul mul\u021bumind pentru c\u0103 a fost u\u0219urat de greutatea ce devenise insuportabil\u0103. \u201eIat\u0103 ce am hot\u0103r\u00e2t…\u201d Bine\u00een\u021beles, dup\u0103 condamnarea \u0219arpelui, a asmu\u021bit copii pe el…. Care este scopul pove\u0219tii? Ia unul la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103 pentru doi g\u0103ligani, oameni \u00een toat\u0103 firea, trecu\u021bi de majorat bini\u0219or, urca\u021bi \u00een spatele c\u00e2torva pompieri ca s\u0103 fie trecu\u021bi mica b\u0103ltoac\u0103 ce se str\u00e2nsese \u00een b\u0103t\u0103tura lor p\u00e2n\u0103 la loc uscat. Ce e mai ru\u0219inos…. Apa nu trecea de fluierul piciorului mai mult, s\u0103 fi fost vreo 15-20 de centimetri; o femeie cu minte circula singur\u0103 prin ap\u0219oar\u0103. Vreo dou\u0103 nuiele de-ale copiilor din poveste meritau m\u0103garii.
\n Stai \u0219i te miri cum le place unora s\u0103 se pozeze. Cum pun ei \u021bara la cale pe hart\u0103, cum \u0103i de nu fac nimic altceva dec\u00e2t s\u0103 priveasc\u0103 par preocupa\u021bi \u0219i se \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103desc \u00eemprejuru-le.
\n M\u0103i femeie, m\u0103i rusoaico, to\u021bi sunte\u021bi de pe alt\u0103 lume. C\u0103 so\u021bu-t\u0103u este extraterestru…. \u0218tiam. \u00cel vedem to\u021bi pe Putin \u0219i nu ne \u00eenchipuim altceva.
\n Lucr\u0103m, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r. Noi oamenii. Robo\u021bii robotesc. Dar nu v\u0103d cum ar putea un ins, \u00een condi\u021bii \u00eenc\u0103 neprobate pe planeta Marte, s\u0103 \u00eentreac\u0103 ma\u0219in\u0103riile. Mai mult chiar, \u00een toate filmele, oamenii, \u00een costume de astronau\u021bi (cosmonau\u021bii sunt ru\u0219i, la fel ca robotirea), abia \u021bin o \u0219urubelni\u021b\u0103 \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. C\u00e2t despre lopat\u0103, unealta de baz\u0103 \u00een construc\u021bii, nu poate fi vorba. E prea grea. Betoniere, t\u00e2rn\u0103cop…. Pove\u0219ti.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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