– Bun\u0103 ziua!
\n– Bun\u0103 ziua! Cu ce v\u0103 pot ajuta?
\n– \u00cenc\u0103 nu \u0219tiu, da` m\u0103 uit oleac\u0103 \u0219i v\u0103 spui io dup\u0103 aia!
\n– Sigur, uita\u021bi-v\u0103, c\u0103 uitatul nu e pe bani! \u00cenc\u0103!
\n– He, he! Asta s-o crezi matale!… E\u0219ti \u00eensurat?
\n– Nu!…
\n– Ei, vezi? De-aia nu \u0219tii!
\n– Ce s\u0103 \u0219tiu?
\n– C\u0103 \u0219i uitatu` e pe bani!…
\n– Adic\u0103? Nu pricep!
\n– M\u0103, copile, e mai bine s\u0103 nu pricepi! Da` hai s\u0103-\u021bi spui, c\u0103 e\u0219ti ca copilu` meu!…
\n– Eeei, l\u0103sa\u021bi!
\n– Nu te las! Ia fii atent aci la mine!… M\u0103, io c\u00e2nd m\u0103 uit la ceva, \u00eemi fac \u0219i socoteala-n cap c\u00e2\u021bi bani coast\u0103! Ca s\u0103 fiu preg\u0103tit!
\n– Pentru ce s\u0103 fi\u021bi preg\u0103tit?
\n– Ca s\u0103 cump\u0103r!
\n– P\u0103i, nu v\u0103 oblig\u0103 nimeni s\u0103 cump\u0103ra\u021bi! Cum spuneam, uitatul e gratis!…
\n– M\u0103, copile, m\u0103! Io \u0219tiu ce zic! Nimic nu-i gratis pe lumea asta! Odat\u0103 ce te-ai uitat la ceva, trebe s\u0103 fii preg\u0103tit s\u0103-l \u0219i cumperi, c\u0103 altfel e de r\u0103u!… Iote, acuma, c\u0103 m\u0103 uit la sticlu\u021bele astea, muierea mea \u0219tie!
\n– He, he! De unde \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 \u0219tie?
\n– M\u0103, \u0219tie, \u00ee\u021bi spui io! Nu \u0219tiu de unde, da` \u0219tie! Simte! Are femeile astea ne\u0219te sim\u021buri, c\u0103 miroase de la o po\u0219t\u0103 dac\u0103 te-ai uitat la alta, la parfumuri sau la vreo b\u0103utur\u0103!…
\n– Haide\u021bi, domnu`… Chiar a\u0219a? P\u0103i, e normal s\u0103 \u0219tie, mai ales azi, c\u00e2nd e o zi a\u0219a de deosebit\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103 de altele! Doar e Ziua \u00cendr\u0103gosti\u021bilor! Se g\u00e2nde\u0219te c\u0103 poate \u00eei cump\u0103ra\u021bi un cadou… Ia zice\u021bi, ce v\u0103 place de-aici? Un parfumel… un cesule\u021b…?
\n– M\u0103, n-auzi! Un f\u0103c\u0103le\u021b n-ai?
\n– Aaaa, ha, ha! Bun\u0103 gluma! Nu, n-avem!
\n– P\u0103i, s-aduce\u021bi!… Da` p\u00e2n-aduce\u021bi, ia zi cum miroase \u0103la de colo?
\n– Apa aia de toalet\u0103?
\n– Aoleu! A\u0219a de r\u0103u miroase?
\n– Aaa, nu, nu! A\u0219a se nume\u0219te!… V-a\u021bi orientat foarte bine! Miroase foarte bine!… O lua\u021bi?
\n– A, nu, c\u0103 de-asta am \u0219i-acas\u0103, \u00een baie!… Altceva n-ai?
\n– Ba da, cum s\u0103 nu? V\u0103 pot oferi aceast\u0103 ap\u0103 de parfum deosebit\u0103!…
\n– M\u0103, da` numa` ap\u0103 ai? Dac\u0103 vroiam ap\u0103, luam plat\u0103 sau mineral\u0103, la cinci litri, nu veneam s\u0103 iau la \u021boi, de la tine!…
\n– Domnu`… M\u0103 scuza\u021bi, cum v\u0103 numi\u021bi? Dac\u0103 nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u021bi…
\n– Nu m\u0103 sup\u0103r! Valentin, m\u0103 cheam\u0103!…
\n– Ce frumos! Valentin… E \u0219i ziua dumneavoastr\u0103 azi!
\n– Mda! \u0218i azi, \u0219i de Dragobete!
\n– Da? Foarte tare! Cum a\u0219a?
\n– De-aia! C\u0103 m\u0103 cheam\u0103 Valentin Dragobete!… Hai, \u00eemi dai o ap\u0103 de-aia?
\n– Da, sigur! Pe care?….
\n– M\u0103, ca s\u0103-\u021bi spui drept, io a\u0219 vrea Givenchy-ul \u0103la de colo, da` i-am mai luat acu` doi ani! M\u0103 mai uit \u0219i la Escada aia… \u0219i la Moschino \u0103la… Mmmm… Nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 zic!… Sau Versace… Neaah! A mai avut!… Auzi? Ia d\u0103-mi-l p-\u0103la de colo!… \u0102la de sus!… A\u0219a, \u0103la! C\u00e2t cost\u0103?
\n– Ohoo, Amouage Epic! Ave\u021bi gusturi, nu glum\u0103! Dar s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 e cel mai scump!
\n– Ei, c\u00e2t poa` s\u0103 coste?
\n– \u0218ai\u0219pe milioane, domnu`!.. Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103…
\n– Las\u0103, m\u0103! O fi scump, da` e o sut\u0103 de melelitri, nu la dou\u0103\u0219cinci, ca alelalte! D\u0103-l \u00eencoa! Nu m\u0103 mai t\u00e2rgui, c\u0103 am pierdut vremea p-acia \u0219i m-a\u0219teapt\u0103 femia acas\u0103! Zghiar\u0103 animalele alea de foame, c\u0103 ea, cic\u0103 azi nu le d\u0103 nimica p\u00e2n\u0103 nu viu io!… Ai pioes?
\n– Desigur! Pofti\u021bi!
\n– A\u0219a, m\u0103! Na \u0219i banii!… \u0218i-\u021bi dau \u0219i un sfat gratis! Ciubuc! C\u00e2nd te-oi \u00eensura, s\u0103 nu la\u0219i femeia s\u0103-\u0219i ia parfumuri! S\u0103 i le iei tu, ca s\u0103 fii sigur c\u0103 iei de-alea eftine, da?… Ca s\u0103 ai vea\u021b\u0103 bun\u0103-n cas\u0103! Te-am pupat!…
\n– S\u0103 ave\u021bi o zi bun\u0103, domnu` Dragobete!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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