{"id":22681,"date":"2024-02-19T00:02:09","date_gmt":"2024-02-18T21:02:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22681"},"modified":"2024-02-19T00:02:09","modified_gmt":"2024-02-18T21:02:09","slug":"brigada-diverse-baba-mara-calita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22681","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Bab(a) (M)ara Ca(l)i\u021ba"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>9, 10 februarie 2024<\/strong><br \/>\n        Curiozitatea m\u0103 \u00eempinge s\u0103 plec pe firul unei logici de facto. Cum func\u021bioneaz\u0103 \u00een general negocierile, g\u0103site \u00eentr-un citat al Seniorului Coposu. \u0218i am conchis c\u0103 tocmai \u201eprincipiile\u201d sunt cele care guverneaz\u0103 tatonarea unei c\u0103i de mijloc \u00eentre dou\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bi ajunse la blocaj rela\u021bional. Fiecare sus\u021bin\u00e2ndu-\u0219i pe ale lui. \u201eorice\u201d-ul aceluia\u0219i om politic nefiind viabil. De\u0219i citatul ni se serve\u0219te ca apoftegm\u0103 (\u00eendelung uzat\u0103 de defunctul M. Homescu), se \u00eencadreaz\u0103 la \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103minte eronate.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n        La cum sunt sufletele genera\u021biilor actuale, goale, nu-i gogom\u0103nie la care s\u0103 tresar\u0103 mu\u0219chii. Adic\u0103 vine \u0103la 6491 \u0219i ne vorbe\u0219te despre ma\u0219ina temporal\u0103 \u0219i vrea s\u0103 \u00eel credem c\u0103 \u00een 4467 de ani n-am reu\u0219it m\u0103car s\u0103 facem un dispozitiv care nu se mai stric\u0103. Nu mai spun c\u0103 reu\u0219ind c\u0103l\u0103toria \u00een timp s-a rezolvat practic taina vie\u021bii ve\u0219nice. S\u0103 fi fost doar un moft alegerea anului? De ce nu a ales eu \u0219tiu anii lui Iisus, ai lui Da Vinci sau Nostradamus?<br \/>\n        Se vede pe B\u0103nel, pe Connect-R, pe Nicole Cirea\u0219\u0103 c\u0103-s garoi, dar n-a\u0219 fi b\u0103nuit c\u0103 \u0219i Mihaela R\u0103dulescu are s\u00e2nge&#8230;. De\u0219i vocea \u0219i nasul dau de g\u00e2ndit. A! \u0218i Andra. C\u0103 ea constituia subiectul cuiva de intervievat. A aburit-o. Aci c\u0103 m\u0103-sa-i unguroaic\u0103, aci c\u0103-i rom\u0103. \u0218i cic\u0103 graiul de-acolo se trage, altfel ar fi fost o&#8230; p\u00e2r\u00e2t\u0103 (s\u0103 lectura\u021bi \u201epiesele de teatru\u201d \u021b\u00eeru\u0219e\u0219tene; g\u0103si\u021bi \u00een didascalii \u201ec\u00e2nt\u0103rea\u021b\u0103 p\u00e2r\u00e2t\u0103\u201d; ca s\u0103 nu fi r\u0103mas numai folclor muzic\u0103n\u021besc atributul).<br \/>\n         Considerentul meu despre femei, c\u0103 nu sunt oameni poate fi \u0219ters. S-a g\u0103sit cineva s\u0103 aib\u0103 ac de cojocul meu. Nu direct. O poetes\u0103 dintre cele proaspete declar\u0103 pe proprie r\u0103spundere c\u0103 este \u201eom\u201d.<br \/>\n         Nu \u00eemi imaginez ce pot bea unii de scriu cu a\u0219a naturale\u021be despre evenimente care nu au nicio leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu realitatea. Fiin\u021be de lumina, ierarhii celeste, scoici albastre&#8230;. Probabil de la ele. De la m\u00e2ncare (!).<br \/>\n         Nea Dorele, \u0219i mata mesteci aiureli din astea? Te mai credeam dac\u0103 erai apocaliptic mai acu. Nu m\u0103 duce tocmai \u00een anul 3000 \u0219i nu pune pe seama nevenirii lui Iisus posibila catastrof\u0103 de final.<br \/>\n        Sumerienii&#8230;. Timpul se m\u0103sura pe sine. Ziua \u0219i noaptea, ciclicitatea lor, anotimpurile s-au inventat singure.<br \/>\n        S\u0103 se preg\u0103teasc\u0103 civilii. Pentru ce? Pentru r\u0103zboi? \u0218i militarii, cei care au ales de bun\u0103 voie meseria de ap\u0103r\u0103tor de patrie ce s\u0103 fac\u0103? S\u0103 le dea comand\u0103 fraierilor lua\u021bi cu arcanul?<br \/>\n        Auzi la ea. A dat \u00een Olanda 60 de euro \u0219i se d\u0103 de ceasul sf\u00e2r\u0219eniei c\u0103 nu-i ajunge 5 zile. P\u0103i noi 300 de lei nu m\u00e2nc\u0103m nici dou\u0103. \u00cen aceea\u0219i sens am zis c\u0103 n-a apucat s\u0103 ia de paraii europeni mai nimic, ape, sucuri, vreo dou\u0103 br\u00e2nze topite, c\u00e2teva pizza congelat\u0103, un pui, 10 p\u00e2ini. Da, \u00eencuviin\u021bez. Moare rom\u00e2nca de foame (vreo dou\u0103 lalele rezolv\u0103 totu\u0219i necesitatea)! Dar m-am uitat pe (\u00een) co\u0219, fragmentat \u00een postare ca s\u0103 p\u0103c\u0103leasc\u0103 concet\u0103\u021benii din \u021bar\u0103. \u00cenceputul e a\u0219a: \u201e&#8230; o p\u00e2ine, c\u00e2teva pachete de cafea (cafeaua-i temelie!), ou\u0103 \u0219i dou\u0103 pachete de ravioli (cic\u0103 unu gratis \u0219i unul pl\u0103tit &#8211; vr\u0103jeal\u0103 comercial\u0103)&#8230;. pateu, o l\u0103m\u00e2ie (detaliul pentru paste este cu \u0219ust\u0103)&#8230;, iaurt cu ciocolat\u0103.\u201d. S\u0103rmana! Gata s-o c\u0103inez, de\u0219i putea lua o ton\u0103 de ou\u0103 \u0219i un vagon de iaurt. \u0218i mult mai jos a scris \u00eenc\u0103&#8230;. P\u00e2n\u0103 la a \u00een\u0219ira tot \u0219i a pune punct listei cu vorbele oripilatei cu \u201eDeci, cam astea au fost.\u201d, s\u0103 tocmim verbele vr\u0103j(b)itoare \u00een ordinea lor: am luat, am cump\u0103rat, am mai luat, am achizi\u021bionat, am cump\u0103rat. Fiecare \u00een c\u00e2te o fraz\u0103 cu punct la final. Restul&#8230;: buc\u0103\u021bele de parmezan, foietaje cu ca\u0219caval, sos Allioli, melci cu scor\u021bi\u0219oar\u0103 (la m\u0103-sa fr\u0103m\u00e2nta \u00een gur\u0103 m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103), fructe de mare, scoici, creve\u021bi, baby caracati\u021b\u0103, (\u00eenc\u0103) o bucat\u0103 de ca\u0219caval, popcorn (nici floriceaua m\u0103-sii-mari nu mai era valabil\u0103), folie cu \u0219unc\u0103 de pui, o cutie cu buc\u0103\u021bele de \u0219unc\u0103 de pui (e ca \u0219i cum ai spune lapte de \u021bap, dar fie \u0219i \u0219unca), salam (redus), unt, o sticl\u0103 de suc (aici cantitate sigur\u0103). Una peste alta ar ie\u0219i vreo 25 de buc\u0103\u021bi. P\u0103i la c\u00e2t cred eu c\u0103 este pe aici a\u0219a ceva, f\u0103r\u0103 patru sau cinci bastoane nu pleca de la cas\u0103 netaxat\u0103. A\u0219a c\u0103: stai acolo c\u0103 se m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 ieftin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>9, 10 februarie 2024 Curiozitatea m\u0103 \u00eempinge s\u0103 plec pe firul unei logici de facto. Cum func\u021bioneaz\u0103 \u00een general negocierile,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22681"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22681"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22681\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22682,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22681\/revisions\/22682"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}