– Dom`le, nu se poate a\u0219a ceva! S\u0103 vin\u0103 cineva!
\n– Da, ce s-a-nt\u00e2mplat, domnule? Care-i problema?
\n– Care-i problema?! Care-i problema?? Cine e\u0219ti dumneata?
\n– Da, care-i problema? Sunt \u0219eful de magazin! Ia spune\u021bi!…
\n– Ce s\u0103 spun? Dumneata nu vezi?
\n– Nu! Ce s\u0103 v\u0103d?
\n– Cum, domnule?! E un \u0219oarece pe raft \u0219i dumneata nu-l vezi?
\n– Care \u0219oarece, domnule? Io nu-l v\u0103d!
\n– Uite-l, uite-l! Fuge pe raftul cu p\u00e2ine!
\n– Aaaa, \u0103la? Nu-i al nostru! Unul de-al nostru nu fuge!
\n– Ce?! Cum adic\u0103?
\n– P\u0103i, adic\u0103, nu-i al nostru! E prea mic! Ai no\u0219tri sunt mai mari \u0219i mai gra\u0219i \u0219i de-aia nu fug!
\n– Dom`le, e\u0219ti nebun! Omoar\u0103-l! F\u0103 ceva!
\n– Da` cum de l-a\u021bi v\u0103zut? Ori l-a\u021bi adus dvs inten\u021bionat ca s\u0103 ap\u0103re\u021bi pe teve? Ai? Ca s\u0103 ne face\u021bi r\u0103u \u0219i s\u0103 v\u0103 d\u0103m bani?
\n– Domnule…
\n– `Ai, l\u0103sa\u021bi, c\u0103 v\u0103 \u0219tiu io p-\u0103\u0219tia! Veni\u021bi aicea s\u0103 v\u0103 face\u021bi reclam\u0103! V\u0103 face\u021bi selfie cu \u0219oarecele pe raftul de p\u00e2ine! De-aia v\u0103 spun c\u0103 \u0103la nu-i al nostru! C\u0103 io \u00eei cunosc pe to\u021bi!
\n– Thuaaamne… Adic\u0103 ave\u021bi mai mul\u021bi \u0219oareci \u00een magazin?
\n– Normal! Domnule, ascult\u0103 la mine: unde tr\u0103iesc \u0219oarecii e semn de bun\u0103stare! \u0218i dac\u0103 \u0219oarecii se \u00eenmul\u021besc \u0219i oamenii au de toate! P\u0103i, uit\u0103-te \u00een jur: de la s\u0103pun la drujbe, de la chilo\u021bi la cuie de \u0219ai\u0219pe… Acuma fii cinstit \u0219i spune, c\u0103 suntem numa` noi: ai venit cu \u0219oarecele de-acas\u0103, este? Hai zi! Este?
\n– B\u0103, nenic\u0103! Du-te \u0219i las\u0103-m\u0103, c\u0103 m-apuc\u0103 nebunia \u0219i te-alerg p-aicea p\u00e2n\u0103 fug to\u021bi \u0219oarecii din magazin!
\n– Domnule, io v-am vorbit frumos \u0219i dvs m\u0103 lua\u021bi cu familiarisme de-astea de mall? P\u0103i, se poate? Un pic de bun sim\u021b \u0219i civiliza\u021bie, ce dracu`? Suntem oameni, nu \u0219oareci!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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