{"id":22648,"date":"2024-02-13T22:22:40","date_gmt":"2024-02-13T19:22:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22648"},"modified":"2024-02-13T22:22:40","modified_gmt":"2024-02-13T19:22:40","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-anilina-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22648","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Anilina"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Sclipiri&#8230;. Cap forjat ne la timp \u0219i nu la temperatura c\u0103r\u021bii. Puteai s\u0103-mi spui de C\u00e2rlan o mie de ani. N-a\u0219 fi b\u0103nuit c\u0103 el era profesorul de l\u00e2ng\u0103 Neagu. La fel \u0219i cu prenumele fostului so\u021b al vecinei frizeri\u021be. A sosit singur, nu c\u0103 l-a\u0219 fi identificat prin nu \u0219tiu ce brainstorming: George Serescu.<br \/>\n       Oricum, din promisiunea f\u0103cut\u0103 peste gard, adic\u0103 un jgheab la vecinul cu pompele funebre, r\u0103m\u0103seser\u0103 r\u0103m\u0103\u0219i\u021bele. Ce era mai dificil. Ne-am aventurat cu pisica pe panta \u201ebog\u0103ta\u0219ului\u201d \u0219i-am tot desf\u0103cut c\u00e2teva fal\u021buri \u0219i coame, le-am dat cu past\u0103 din oxid de zinc, l-am avertizat pe Cristi, s\u0103 fie atent la cum se <strong>apleac\u0103 <\/strong>dup\u0103 una \u0219i alta, s\u0103 nu vin\u0103 de-a berbeleacul, am \u00eencheiat coamele la loc, am mai b\u0103tut \u0219i altele care deja se l\u0103b\u0103r\u021baser\u0103. Vreo c\u00e2teva repara\u021bii la n\u0103zile jgheaburilor \u0219i un burlan pe spate, la vreo jum\u0103tate de metru de la col\u021bul casei, c\u0103ruia i-am scos nasul s\u0103 curg\u0103 pe strad\u0103. Tot a\u0219a, o \u201er\u0103t\u0103cire\u201d m-a \u00eendrumat spre opera\u021biunea asta uitat\u0103. Confirmat\u0103 \u0219i de google.<br \/>\n        Pe handbalista de mai&#8230; (e mai sus terenul, dar m\u0103 \u00eendrept \u00een josul str\u0103zii) \u00eencolo, la vreo dou\u0103 case (cred c\u0103 \u0219i ea a spus la revedere fondului urban rom\u00e2nesc) o am lips\u0103 pe catastif. Prin anii 90 i-am c\u0103lcat curtea. Parc\u0103 avea un pridvor din lemn vopsit gri, casa \u00een dreapta intr\u0103rii \u0219i un garaj la strad\u0103 \u00een st\u00e2nga. Jgheaburi, burlane. Altceva&#8230;. Blanc.<br \/>\n       Am gre\u0219it, numele este fdt. Plopilor, nu \u0218tefan&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Arcu\u0219 nu are nevoie de nicio prezentare. \u0218i el a picat victim\u0103 \u00een al\u021bi ani, dar \u0219i ginerele, P\u0103vel, gurilor vorbitoare \u0219i m\u00e2inilor mute \u0219i nepricepute. Nu numai la el, la priveli\u0219tea dezolant\u0103 a facerii altora ni se \u00eenmuiau nu numai m\u00e2inile \u0219i picioarele, ci \u0219i mintea. Ne auto <strong>anemiam<\/strong> de descurajare. Ra\u021biunea friza imposibilul. \u201eCine naiba \u021bi-a b\u0103tut tabla, vere?\u201d \u021b\u00e2\u0219nea imediat, \u201eDin ce ras\u0103 <strong>animal\u0103<\/strong> fuser\u0103 me\u0219terii?\u201d. \u0218i pune-te pe d\u0103d\u0103cit pe capul lor. Inevitabil, Arcu\u0219 nu se sfia s\u0103 adopte, dup\u0103 pleiada de amestecuri verbale triviale la care-l supuneam, mina zeflemistului \u0219i s\u0103 cuv\u00e2nteze cu emfaz\u0103 sictirit: \u201eAuzi, m\u0103 Fulgeric\u0103, oi fi \u0219i tu un Hendrix al tablei. Ia mai du-te dracu-n&#8230;\u201d. \u0218i r\u00e2dea de-i d\u0103deau lacrimile. Ne urcam, dup\u0103 \u0219arjele de mi\u0219touri, s\u0103 dregem unde al\u021bii f\u0103cuser\u0103 pr\u0103p\u0103d. Cocoa\u0219e inexplicabile, t\u0103ieturi \u00een locuri unde o g\u0103uric\u0103 pe m\u0103sura unui v\u00e2rf de ac ar fi distrus sc\u00e2ndura \u0219i tavanul la o ploaie mai zdrav\u0103n\u0103. Ca aceea cu piatr\u0103 pe care o rememorez uneori, de prin anii 80 de \u00eenceput, care m-a prins pe mine \u0219i pe mama \u00een dreptul casei domnului Victor L\u0103z\u0103roiu. Pe atunci tr\u0103ia Carta\u0219, unchi-s\u0103u, \u0219i el hoin\u0103rea ba pe la c\u00e2rciumile din Buz\u0103u, ba pe la cel din R\u00e2mnic. Ori chiar prin Bra\u0219ov. Linia stre\u0219inii? Ca \u0103la al boului. \u00cen spate ne-am co\u021bop\u0103nit ca vai de noi. Nu mai era cale de acces, ea fiind astupat\u0103 \u0219i dinspre strad\u0103, \u0219i din curte, de casa lui P\u0103vel, cea cu etaj, \u0219i de a vecinului cu magazinul, tot etajat\u0103, individ care, \u00een \u00eenfumurarea o au mul\u021bi parveni\u021bi peste noapte, \u0219i-a f\u0103cut balcon cu fa\u021ba spre dosul casei lui Arcu\u0219. E lesne de prev\u0103zut jena de a sta tu, meseria\u0219, nas \u00een nas cu proprietarul vecin. Tu ca s\u0103-\u021bi faci treaba, el ca s\u0103 te \u201einspecteze\u201d. Frumos la el pe balcon, floricele, ghivece \u0219i alte ornamente, dar nu cadrau cu ce urma noi s\u0103 execut\u0103m. S\u0103 mai scoatem o tabl\u0103, s\u0103 o \u00eenlocuim, s\u0103 mai sar\u0103 un ciocan, cuie, ap\u0103 tare \u0219i cositor sau noi s\u0103 avem nevoie de un punct de sprijin \u0219i fiindc\u0103 exist\u0103, s\u0103 \u00eel alegem fie c\u0103 este grilaj de balcon, fie perete. M\u00e2ini, picioare, dos, cap, cocoa\u0219\u0103. <strong>Anun\u021bai<\/strong> c\u0103 vei purcede la posibile opera\u021biuni ce necesit\u0103 oarece al\u0103tur\u0103ri, inclusiv c\u0103 scara va sta, \u00een lipsa unui spa\u021biu suficient, pe casa lui. Zicea vecinul c\u0103 nu e o problem\u0103, dar c\u00e2nd n-aveai \u00eencotro \u0219i mai ciupeai ici-colo tencuiala, c\u00e2nd o p\u0103tai de stropii \u021b\u00e2\u0219ni\u021bi din noroiul acumulat pe jgheaburi, se uita ur\u00e2t \u0219i-l vedeai c\u0103 are tendin\u021be de apostrofare. Dar nu c\u00e2t era acolo Arcu\u0219.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sclipiri&#8230;. Cap forjat ne la timp \u0219i nu la temperatura c\u0103r\u021bii. Puteai s\u0103-mi spui de C\u00e2rlan o mie de ani.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22648"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22648"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22649,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22648\/revisions\/22649"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}