– S\u0103r`na, p\u0103rinte!
\n– Doamne-ajut\u0103, M\u0103rie!
\n– Doamne-ajut\u0103 \u0219i mie, p\u0103rinte!
\n– La toat\u0103 lumea, M\u0103rie! La toat\u0103 lumea… C\u0103ci binecuv\u00e2ntat este numele Domnului, acum \u0219i pururea \u0219i-n vecii vecilor, amin!
\n– Amin, p\u0103rinte!
\n– M\u0103rie, ai venit la sf\u00e2nta spovedanie! Nu vii prea des!…
\n– Eeee, p\u0103rinte… \u0219i matale acuma! Parc\u0103 nu \u0219tii! Viu \u0219i io c\u00e2nd poci! C\u0103 n-am timp de-at\u00e2tea p\u0103cate c\u00e2te le fac! Doamne, iart\u0103-m\u0103!
\n– M\u0103rie, omul e supus gre\u0219elii! A\u0219a ne-nva\u021b\u0103 Sf\u00e2nta Evanghelie… Ia spune, poste\u0219ti?
\n– Mmmm… de ce s\u0103 min\u021b, c\u0103 sunt la sf\u00e2nta spovedanie… mai postez, p\u0103rinte! Da` nu mereu, z\u0103u! Numa` c\u00e2nd m\u0103 nerveaz\u0103 c\u00e2te-o matracuc\u0103… Da` am dat \u0219i laic, de ce s\u0103 nu spui!
\n– M\u0103rie! M\u0103rie! Te-am \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 poste\u0219ti! Dac\u0103 \u021bii postul Pa\u0219telui, al Cr\u0103ciunului… astea!
\n– Aaaa, da! Le \u021biu \u0219i p-astea, p\u0103rinte! Da` nu chear p\u0103 toate! C\u0103 nu-i p\u0103cat ce bagi \u00een gur\u0103, e p\u0103cat ce sco\u021bi p\u0103 gur\u0103…
\n– Da, a\u0219a e! Da` ia zi, ai p\u0103c\u0103tuit cu gura?
\n– Aoleu, p\u0103rinte! Da` ce-ntrebare-i asta? Doamne fere\u0219te! Ei, ca toat\u0103 lumea! Da` numa cu b\u0103rbatu-mio, s\u0103 \u0219tii! C\u0103 io-s femie serioas\u0103, nu ca alea p\u0103 care le \u0219tiu da` nu le spui, ca aia a lu` Toroipan, a lu` Chioranu…. \u0219i altili \u0219i altili p\u0103 care chear nu vreau s\u0103 \u021bi le mai spui, c\u0103 fac p\u0103cate-n sf\u00e2nta biseric\u0103, de se d\u0103 ele mironosi\u021be, da` stric\u0103 casele la oamini…
\n-Doamne, iart-o, c\u0103 nu \u0219tie ce spune! M\u0103rie, te-am \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 ai blestemat, dac\u0103 ai afurisit… ai \u00eenjurat… ai spus vorbe rele…
\n– Da` cum, p\u0103rinte! Pi, cum s\u0103 nu blestemi c\u00e2nd le vezi p\u0103 unele cum se sulemene\u0219te de zici c\u0103-s sorcove \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 mai ieri-alalt\u0103ieri nici nu \u0219tia s\u0103 mearg\u0103 p\u0103 drum de proaste ce era \u0219i dupe ce s-a dus oleac\u0103 cu rata la ora\u0219, a venit cu capu` plin de fumuri, de nu le mai ajunge niminea la nas nici cu pr\u0103jina… Hir-ar ele ale… laicului s\u0103 hie! Nu le-ar mai da niminea laic la pozele alea \u0219i nu le-ar mai muri mul\u021bi \u00eenainte, doamne iart\u0103-m\u0103 \u0219i sfin\u021bia ta, p\u0103rinte!…
\n– Lini\u0219te\u0219te-te, M\u0103rie! Dumnezeu e bun \u0219i iert\u0103tor \u0219i ne iube\u0219te pe to\u021bi la fel!… Ai du\u0219m\u0103nit? Ai f\u0103cut fapte rele, cu g\u00e2ndul cu cuv\u00e2ntul sau cu fapta?
\n– Aaaa, nu, p\u0103rinte! De du\u0219m\u0103nit nu m\u0103 mai du\u0219m\u0103nesc cu niminea de c\u00e2nd a murit aia a lu` P\u00eerlog cu care m\u0103 du\u0219m\u0103neam c\u00e2nd f\u0103ceam seara c\u00e2te-un laiv p\u0103 fesbuc, dup\u0103 ce adormea al meu… Nu prea aveam semnal c\u00e2te a\u0219 hi vrut io s\u0103-i zic \u0219i nici strimingu` nu era prea bun atuncea… Da, ne descurcam cu ce-aveam \u0219i ne-njuram cu delay-uri, \u0219i tot ne-n\u021belegeam! C\u0103 a\u0219a zice: ,,F\u0103 Rai din ce ai!\u201d Raiu` mamii ei de cotoroan\u021b\u0103! Ghine c\u0103 s-a dus! C\u0103 m\u0103 du\u0219m\u0103nesc cu ea de c\u00e2nd era domni\u0219oar\u0103, c\u0103 ea `cea c\u0103 e mai c\u0103tat\u0103 de fl\u0103c\u0103i ca mine, care, ori\u0219ic\u00e2t, venea o droaie la poarta mea, de m\u0103-njura t\u0103ticu`, Dumnezeu s\u0103-l ierte, de zicea: ,,M\u0103riu\u021b\u0103, M\u0103riu\u021b\u0103! Dumnezeii m\u0103-tii! Ce dracu` le faci, f\u0103, tu la fl\u0103c\u0103ii \u0103ia de st\u0103 ciurd\u0103 la poarta mea?\u201d \u0218i io ziceam: ,,Eei, m\u0103, t\u0103ticule, ce le fac io, nu le face aia a lu` P\u00eerlog!\u201d… Da` de c\u00e2nd a murit aia, n-am mai g\u0103sit cu cine s\u0103 m\u0103 du\u0219m\u0103nesc \u0219i io ca omu`… Fapte rele n-am f\u0103cut! Am ajutat p\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea, doar \u0219tii \u0219i matale c\u0103 te-am ajutat odat\u0103 c\u00e2nd era coana prioteas\u0103 plecat\u0103 la Capital\u0103!…
\n– Ei, las\u0103, las\u0103… Treci peste asta!…
\n– Eeeii, da` di ce s\u0103 trec, p\u0103rinte? C\u0103 io zic c-a fost o fapt\u0103 bun\u0103 ce-am f\u0103cut noi atuncea, de n-am spus la niminea, c\u0103 a\u0219a ne-nve\u021bi din altar: s\u0103 nu ne l\u0103ud\u0103m cu faptele noastre bune, c\u0103ci Dumnezeu are grij\u0103 s\u0103 ne r\u0103spl\u0103teasc\u0103!… \u0218i las\u0103, c\u0103 nu \u0219tie nici v\u00e2ntu` nici p\u0103m\u00e2ntu`!… \u0218i mi-a pl\u0103cut s\u0103 fac fapte de-astea bune \u0219i am mai f\u0103cut \u0219i cu al\u021bii din sat, care mi-a zis s\u0103-mi dea Dumnezeu s\u0103n\u0103tate, c\u0103 mare poman\u0103 am f\u0103cut! C\u0103, de poman\u0103 am f\u0103cut! Nu m\u0103-mbog\u0103\u021besc io acuma, da` m\u0103car sunt mul\u021bumit\u0103 \u00een sufletu` mieu c-am ajutat p\u0103 \u0103ia \u00een nevoie! ,,Ferici\u021bi e cei s\u0103raci cu duhu`, c\u0103ci a lor va hi \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u021bia cerurilor\u201d Parc\u0103 a\u0219a zice la sf\u00e2nta Sctriptur\u0103…
\n– Da, da, da… Bine, M\u0103rie! Te dezleg de toate p\u0103catele f\u0103cute, da` ai grij\u0103 s\u0103 nu mai faci altele! \u00cenfr\u00e2neaz\u0103-\u021bi trupul \u0219i gura, c\u0103, altfel, nu vei fi pl\u0103cut\u0103 lui Dumnezeu \u0219i El te va pedepsi cu focul Iadului! Uite, \u00ee\u021bi dau canon s\u0103 spui ,,Crezul\u201d de trei ori pe zi, diminea\u021b\u0103, pr\u00e2nz \u0219i seara \u0219i s\u0103 faci c\u00e2te cincizeci de m\u0103t\u0103nii!
\n– Da, p\u0103rinte, s\u0103r`na! \u0218i m\u00e2ine? Cum r\u0103m\u00e2ne?
\n– Ce m\u00e2ine? Ce s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ie?
\n– Pi… ce-am vorghit! C\u00e2nd s\u0103 viu s\u0103 mai facem o fapt\u0103 de-aia bun\u0103 am\u00e2ndoi?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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