{"id":22632,"date":"2024-02-11T21:08:14","date_gmt":"2024-02-11T18:08:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22632"},"modified":"2024-02-16T20:25:22","modified_gmt":"2024-02-16T17:25:22","slug":"brigada-diverse-pa-soaie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22632","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; P(a), soa(i)e!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>4 Februarie 2024 <\/strong><br \/>\nS\u0103 nu v\u0103 uita\u021bi ur\u00e2t dup\u0103 alegeri. C\u0103 ne-om pomeni cu un Aur&#8230;.<br \/>\nPastramo, Brigitto, nu mai inspira nimic! Dac\u0103 de la t\u0103m\u00e2ie ai \u00eenceput s\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti (zici tu c\u0103 sunetele emise pot fi luate de limb\u0103; sunt mai cur\u00e2nd ni\u0219te silabe produse de&#8230;; nici halucina\u021bii nu le pot numi) aiurea, dar\u0103mite de la alte fumuri ce \u021bi se mai n\u0103zare c\u0103 faci.<br \/>\nVedetele astea. Ba uria\u0219e de nu le \u00eencape t\u00e2rti\u021ba \u00een t\u00e2rn\u0103, ba-s aproape pai. Nu e cazul Adelei (nu a noastr\u0103, aia-i pai din na\u0219tere). Oric\u00e2te kilograme ar da, tot mare este.<br \/>\nUn ,,prieten&#8221; de pe facebook (ceru prietenie, nu-l cunosc, dar c\u00e2nt\u0103 \u0219i el de rupe) post\u0103 o fotografie dintr-o toalet\u0103. A denumit-o dup\u0103 autorul simfoniei a V-a. Instantaneul reprezent\u00e2nd 3 pisoare de aceea\u0219i \u00een\u0103l\u021bime \u0219i una la jum\u0103tate (stai, stai, stai, cobori o ter\u021b\u0103 mare &#8211; deci nu chiar la jum\u0103tate, de la tonic\u0103 la nota de pornire avem o cvint\u0103 perfect\u0103). Chestie ce mi-a amintit c\u0103 toaletele sunt folosite nu numai de copii, \u00een rare cazuri prin cele publice, ci \u0219i de oamenii mici la stat. Bun\u0103oar\u0103 s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat la o c\u00e2ntare \u00een Foc\u0219ani (dac\u0103 era pustiu, cum mint unii jurnali\u0219ti, mai erau muzican\u021bii full de nun\u021bi?), acum vreo 18 ani. Eu, Manoliu \u0219i Miti cu acordeonul. \u00centr-o pauz\u0103 am mers pentru a mai deversa urinar ce acumulasem \u00eenainte. Deh, ca fiecare. Eu, mai rapid, am intrat \u00eentr-o cabin\u0103. Miti a r\u0103mas la pisoar. Fiind singurele disponibile. Aud din spate: Sorine, treci tu la \u0103sta c\u0103 n-ajung&#8230;. A\u0219a c\u0103 a trecut el la ,,sol&#8221; \u0219i eu la ,,mi bemol&#8221;.<br \/>\nAm dat iar peste m\u0103ru\u021beana-jean-\u0219eist\u0103. No tu, nii la ei trucuri. Fu luat\u0103 una tigv\u0103 prezentator protvist \u0219i, dup\u0103 desc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2narea fotografic\u0103, pus\u0103 a jean-craioveanului \u00een locul ei. Al\u0103turi odrasla m\u0103ru\u021b-andrian\u0103 (andrio-m\u0103ru\u021ban\u0103 &#8211; \u00een ton cu ob\u00e2r\u0219ia nevestei): fiul. Cu urechi parabolice. \u0218i crezu \u0103l de a g\u0103sit c\u0103 seam\u0103n nu are cu ta-su, c\u0103 \u00eentunec\u00e2nd culoarea imaginii \u00eel apropie \u0219i mai mult de ipoteza nefondat\u0103. Ba \u00eenc\u0103 Jean a ie\u0219it de un brun mai deschis. Cu leitul, deci, mai acana, mo praleo!<br \/>\n\u0218tiu eu ni\u0219te basi\u0219ti cu m\u00e2ini mai pl\u0103p\u00e2nde ca ale unei muieri. Primesc \u0219i transplantatorii de ,,arms&#8221; un vot de blam. I-a\u021bi v\u0103zut c\u00e2rna\u021bii lui Steve Vay?<br \/>\nMult r\u0103u fac trainerii \u0219i mentorii. S\u0103 inhibe unei p\u0103r\u021bi din popula\u021bie nervul social, cal\u00e2nd individul s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 drumul rela\u021bional spre ceilal\u021bi \u00eencepe cu tine imanent. Acord\u00e2ndu-\u021bi \u021bie mai mult\u0103 importan\u021b\u0103, \u00eei vei considera pe al\u021bii mai pu\u021bin considerabili.<br \/>\nAjunser\u0103m la vorbele mele. C\u0103 de c\u00e2nd motorul Otto nu s-a schimbat nimic. Mai sunt \u0219i al\u021bii, chiar de meserie, care dau cu \u021belurile omenirii de p\u0103m\u00e2nt. Unul, mai curajos (nu pesimist) prezint\u0103 realitatea nud\u0103. Tehnologia de \u00een\u0103l\u021bare la ceruri \u0219i dincolo de ele se face ca prima dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd a desprins omul un obiect \u0219i l-a zv\u00e2rlit pe Lun\u0103. C\u0103 software-ul \u0219i hardware-ul de monitorizare e mai cizelat, mai precis, nu ajut\u0103 cu nimic modul \u00een care am putea ajunge mai departe. Mai ales cu oameni la bord.<br \/>\nB\u0103&#8230;. A venit cataclismul. \u021aara a \u00eempl\u00e2ntat steagu-n bern\u0103. Ve\u0219tile triste&#8230;. La 75 de ani Mirabela Dauer e o bab\u0103 neputincioas\u0103, e normal. De\u0219i jurnalismul pare c\u0103 o d\u0103 pe catafalc \u00een titlu, textul o scoate ,,maratonist\u0103 la triatlon&#8221;. Nu e un citat, ci o prefacere a frazelor care o scot gata s\u0103 doboare recordurile toate. Primele, restul se infiltreaz\u0103 sumar generalist \u00een vremuri c\u00e2nd&#8230; artista \u00ee\u0219i preg\u0103tea, mental, trusoul de nunt\u0103 neagr\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>4 Februarie 2024 S\u0103 nu v\u0103 uita\u021bi ur\u00e2t dup\u0103 alegeri. C\u0103 ne-om pomeni cu un Aur&#8230;. 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