– Cri, cri, cri \u0219i cri, cri, cri… Vai de mine, ce-oi p\u0103\u021bi!…
\n– Eeee! Ce-i vecine? Nu prea-\u021bi mai iese sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2itul!
\n– Eheei, drag\u0103 vecinic\u0103! Vremea mea e pe duc\u0103!
\n– Z\u0103u? Nu-mi spune! Cum a\u0219a, vecine? Nu-n\u021beleg!
\n– P\u0103i, n-ai auzit? Nu ascul\u021bi \u0219i tu ce \u0219o\u0219otesc toate g\u00e2zele prin iarb\u0103?
\n– Iaca, nu, c\u0103 io am treab\u0103, n-am timp de b\u00e2rfe g\u00e2nd\u0103ce\u0219ti!
\n– Ce b\u00e2rfe, vecinico?! Ce b\u00e2rfe? E adev\u0103rat!
\n– Ce-i adev\u0103rat, frate! Zi, odat\u0103, nu m\u0103 mai fierbe!
\n– Eu te fierb pe tine?! Eu o s\u0103 fierb, vecino! Oho, ho, ho…!
\n– Ia uite la el ce se smiorc\u0103ie?! M\u0103i, Greiere! E\u0219ti ditamai insecta \u0219i pl\u00e2ngi ca o larv\u0103 \u00een pup\u0103? Te \u0219tiam mai curajos!
\n– Ce curaj, vecinico? Ce curaj? Sunt m\u00e2ncat! O s\u0103 ajung m\u00e2ncare pentru oameni! Aia e!
\n– Ha, ha, ha! Du-te, dom` le de-aci! Cine \u021bi-a zis prostia asta? Pfffoaai de eritrele tale! Cum po\u021bi s\u0103 crezi c\u0103 oamenii ar putea s\u0103 te m\u0103n\u00e2nce? Doar n-au \u00eenebunit?!
\n– Uite c\u0103 se pare c\u0103 au \u00eenebunit!.. Aoleu \u0219i cri, cri, cri… Nu era destul c\u0103 m-au f\u0103cut de r\u00e2s c\u0103 sunt un pierde-var\u0103, un sc\u00e2r\u021ba-sc\u00e2r\u021ba muritor de foame care vine s\u0103 cer\u0219easc\u0103 la u\u0219a ta un bob de linte… Aoleu \u0219i cri, cri, cri!… Dar de-acu\u0219… s-a ispr\u0103vit! N-o s\u0103 te mai deranjez \u00een fiecare toamn\u0103, s\u0103-mi \u00eemprumu\u021bi de m\u00e2ncare…
\n– \u00cemprumut, zici? \u00cemprumutul e c\u00e2nd \u00eel dai \u00eenapoi, Greiere! Tu n-ai dat nimic \u00eenapoi din ce \u021bi-am \u00eemprumutat, de-at\u00e2ta amar de vreme!
\n– Furnicu\u021bo, draga mea vecinic\u0103! \u0218tii doar c\u0103 io am o boal\u0103 s\u0103 c\u00e2nt de diminea\u021b\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 seara, pe colo,… pe dincolo… \u0218i p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i oamenilor le pl\u0103cea cri-cri-ul meu! \u0218i-acuma?! Vor s\u0103 m\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce? Da` de ce?! C\u0103 am vibe, am feeling \u0219i le g\u00e2dilam urechile \u00eentr-un mod pl\u0103cut!… N-am io studii muzicale, da` am talent! Cu \u0103sta m-am n\u0103scut! Cu cri-cri-ul \u00een s\u00e2nge! Zi-mi altu` cu talent ca al meu \u0219i io-l m\u0103n\u00e2nc! \u0102\u0103\u0103… m\u0103 rog, vorba vine!… Na, c\u0103 iar mi-am adus aminte! O s\u0103 fiu m\u00e2ncaaat! \u0102h\u0103\u0103\u0103!…
\n– M\u0103i, Greiere! M\u0103i, insect\u0103! Nu mai pl\u00e2nge, m\u0103! Opre\u0219te-te odat\u0103, c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi spun! Ho! Gata!… Stai s\u0103 ne g\u00e2ndim, s\u0103 analiz\u0103m cum \u0219i \u00een ce fel…
\n– \u00centr-un fel de m\u00e2ncare, vecinicooo! \u0102h\u0103\u0103\u0103!… Greiere crocant cu paste carbonarra \u0219i sos tartar! C\u0103ci \u00een Tartar o s\u0103 ajung!… \u0102h\u0103\u0103\u0103!… \u0218i cine se crede Omul \u0103sta? Dumnezeu?! Ce drept are el s\u0103 m\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce? Pe el, dac\u0103 l-ar m\u00e2nca altcineva, cum ar fi? De ce m-a pus \u00een meniul s\u0103u? Ce i-am gre\u0219it, a\u0219a de r\u0103u? El nu se g\u00e2nde\u0219te c\u0103 sunt \u0219i eu mic \u0219i c\u0103 m\u0103 doare?…
\n– Auzi? S\u0103 nu dea dracu` s\u0103 pici \u00een vreo depresie de-aia, c\u0103-\u021bi sparg l\u0103uta aia!… Mai bine ia de-aici o boab\u0103 de mei \u0219i-oleac\u0103 de sev\u0103 de vi\u021b\u0103 de t\u0103m\u00e2ioas\u0103 \u0219i hai s\u0103 ne facem praf!
\n– C\u0103 bine zici, vecinico!… Apropo… vreun praf ai \u0219i tu? Hai, c\u0103 \u0219tiu c\u0103 ai!…Mi-a zis mie Boul lui Dumnezeu! \u0218i \u0219tii c\u0103 \u0103la nu minte, c\u0103 e sf\u00e2nt!… \u0218i R\u0103da\u0219ca mi-a zis, da` n-am crezut-o!…
\n– Ho, m\u0103! Am! Vino-ncoa! C\u0103 doar odat\u0103 mori \u0219i nu mai \u00eenvii!…
\nDup\u0103 o or\u0103 de tras pe nas…
\n– Fff… urnicu\u021bo… e\u0219\u0219\u0219ti tare, s\u0103 \u0219\u0219\u0219tii! Ppputeam sss\u0103… mmmor \u0219i nu vedeam cce… bbbun\u0103 e\u0219ti!
\n– Mmm\u0103… pfff… crocantule… tttu te ddai la mmine? Mm\u0103\u0103\u0103… cri… crickete… oo… obosit!
\n– Mmm… mm… moarte omm… enirii! Tr\u0103iasc\u0103 insss… esctele! \u00cei omor pp… pe to\u021bi, ss\u0103 mm… mor io! \u00cei mm… m\u0103n\u00e2nc… pe to\u021bi oo.. oa… menii!… Libertate pp… ppentru George!
\n– Bbb\u0103\u0103…! Cccare… Ge… orge? \u0102la cu mm… merele de AUR? Nn… nebunule!
\n– Nnuu… nnuu, ffata mea!… Top\u00e2rceanu! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
– Cri, cri, cri \u0219i cri, cri, cri… Vai de mine, ce-oi p\u0103\u021bi!… – Eeee! Ce-i vecine? Nu prea-\u021bi mai<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":19360,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22604"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22604"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22605,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22604\/revisions\/22605"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}