– Nea Cupidoanee! M\u0103, nea Cupidoane! E\u0219ti acas\u0103, m\u0103?
\n– Ei, iaca! Care e\u0219ti, m\u0103, acolo?
\n– Io sunt, m\u0103, Erosu`, vecinu` t\u0103u!
\n– Phii, bat\u0103-te s\u0103 te bat\u0103, de pi\u0219icher ce e\u0219ti! De c\u00e2nd nu \u021bi-am mai auzit gura \u0219i nu \u021bi-am mai v\u0103zut uit\u0103tura, am \u0219i uitat cum mai ar\u0103\u021bi! Hai \u00eencoa`!
\n– A\u0219 veni, m\u0103, da` l-ai legat pe Cerber? C\u0103 data trecut\u0103\u0103\u0103…
\n– He, he! Intr\u0103, m\u0103, c\u0103-i legat!… Cerberic\u0103! Mar\u0219 m\u0103!…
\n– `Ai noroc, m\u0103, Cupidoane! Aaaa, da` ce frumos \u021bi-ai aranjat p-acilea! Bravo! \u00cemi place! Te-ai descurcat!…
\n– Noroc, m\u0103 Erosule! Eee, cum am putut \u0219i io! Da` tu, m\u0103\u0103\u0103, tot frumos ai r\u0103mas! De ce-ai venit? Ai vreo treab\u0103? Ia coalea un jil\u021b \u0219i hai s\u0103 vorbim!…
\n– Ei, n-am nicio treab\u0103! Am venit a\u0219a, s\u0103 mai vorbim… s\u0103 mai una-alta…
\n– Am ni\u0219te nectar de anu` \u0103asta… Zeiesc, ce mai! Bei o cinzeac\u0103?
\n– Beau, dac\u0103 dai!
\n– \u0218i zi a\u0219a, `ai?… Ce mai zici? Ce mai faci?
\n– M\u0103, Cupidoane, io… cum m\u0103 vezi! Da` io de tine m\u0103-ngrijorez oleac\u0103! Am sim\u021bit azi c\u0103 m-a s\u0103getat a\u0219a ceva la inim\u0103… \u0218i-am zis c-o fi de la tine! \u0218tii ceva?
\n– Eheeei, Erosule! Am \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit, m\u0103! M-a l\u0103sat arcu`… nu mai am s\u0103ge\u021bi… Ce vrei? Mileniile-\u0219i spun cuv\u00e2ntu`, m\u0103!
\n– A\u0219a e! M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam io c\u0103 n-ai cum s\u0103 fii tu, da` am zis s\u0103 te-ntreb!… M\u0103, tu ai auzit de \u0103la al lu` Hermes?
\n– Cine?
\n– Hermes, m\u0103! \u0102la care ne aduce pensiile!
\n– Aha! N-am auzit! Ce-a p\u0103\u021bit?
\n– El n-a p\u0103\u021bit nimica! \u0218i-acuma e cum \u00eel \u0219tii. Alearg\u0103 toat\u0103 ziua! Da` cic\u0103 a b\u0103gat m\u00e2na ad\u00e2nc \u00een pensia lu`… Zeus!
\n– Ei, las\u0103-m\u0103!
\n– Daaa! \u0218i c\u00e2nd a auzit \u0103la, a tunat \u0219i-a fulgerat o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103! Nu i-a mai intrat nimeni \u00een voie! Era gata s\u0103 se anuleze \u0219i Olimpiada de la Beijing! C\u0103, cic\u0103, s\u0103 nu se mai numeasc\u0103 Olimpiad\u0103, c\u0103 p\u0103m\u00e2ntenii n-au pl\u0103tit drepturi de autor pe numele Olimpului….
\n– \u0218i ce treab\u0103 are Hermes?
\n– P\u0103i are! C\u0103-i ducea m\u00e2ncare lu` Prometeu!
\n– Aoleu!
\n– P\u0103i, vezi? Tac-su` \u00eel legase pe Caucaz s\u0103-i m\u0103n\u00e2nce vulturii fica\u021bii, cum i-a m\u00e2ncat lui sup\u0103rarea c\u0103 i-a furat focu` \u0219i l-a dat gratis p\u0103m\u00e2ntenilor… \u0218i \u0103sta, Hermes, ducea m\u00e2ncare vulturului, ca s\u0103-l scape pe Prometeu! Te-ai prins?
\n– Aha! M-am prins!
\n– Ei, s-a prins \u0219i Zeus! \u0218i de-atunci tot vrea s\u0103-l trimit\u0103 p-\u0103sta \u00een Hades, da` nu-l prinde!… Ei, da` ia las\u0103-i, m\u0103! Fie la ei acolo! Ia zi! Tu ce-ai mai s\u0103getat \u00een ultima vreme? He, he!
\n– Eh! Mai nimic! Nu \u021bi-am zis c\u0103 nu mai e ce-a fost? Nici inimi nu prea mai sunt! \u0218i alea care mai sunt sunt \u00eempietrite, de nici cea mai ascu\u021bit\u0103 s\u0103geat\u0103 nu le p\u0103trunde!… Ori io am \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit, ori… nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 mai cred! Da` tu?
\n– M\u0103, nici io nu prea mai am de lucru! C\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia nu m\u0103 mai cheam\u0103 nici \u00een vise! C\u00e2nd aud de ,,zeul dragostei\u201d \u00eei bufne\u0219te r\u00e2su`! C\u0103, cic\u0103 nu exist\u0103 a\u0219a ceva… c\u0103 dragostea e o reac\u021bie chimic\u0103… Auzi?! Reac\u021bie chimic\u0103!… Se \u00eendr\u0103gostesc de ei \u00een\u0219i\u0219i, de fric\u0103 s\u0103 nu sufere dup\u0103 aia!… Ai dreptate, Cupidoane! Nu mai e Lumea care era!… Phiii! Mai \u021bii minte? C\u0103 am\u00e2ndoi nu f\u0103ceam fa\u021b\u0103 la c\u00e2t\u0103 dragoste era pe P\u0103m\u00e2nt!… N-aveam io fluturi \u00een c\u00e2te stomacuri trebuia s\u0103-i pun! Acu` nu se mai \u021bin de m\u00e2n\u0103! Nu se mai str\u00e2ng \u00een bra\u021be!… Nu mai am cu cine s\u0103 lucrez, m\u0103! Nu mai e material uman!… Nimic! Piatr\u0103, \u0219i-at\u00e2t!… Mai pune un pahar de-\u0103la de nectar s\u0103-mi mai treac\u0103 de amar!…
\n– A\u0219a e, m\u0103! Erosule! Unde-o ajunge Lumea asta, m\u0103?… S\u0103 nu mai sim\u021bi tu m\u0103car o \u00een\u021bep\u0103tur\u0103 \u00een inim\u0103?… Cum i-o mai \u021bine Zeus pe P\u0103m\u00e2ntu` \u0103sta?
\n– Nu \u0219tiu, da` crez c\u0103 \u0219i el \u0219i-a \u00eentors fa\u021ba de la ei! I-a l\u0103sat pe m\u00e2na lui Ares, de-o \u021bin numa-ntr-un r\u0103zboi! Nici Atena, c\u00e2t e ea de de\u0219teapt\u0103, n-are ce s\u0103 le mai fac\u0103! \u0218i \u0219tii c\u0103 aia c\u00e2nd se bag\u0103, nu se las\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 nu rezolv\u0103 treaba! Da`, na! C\u00e2t s\u0103 poat\u0103 \u0219i ea?…
\n– `Ai noroc, m\u0103!… Nu mai e, m\u0103\u0103… Ce s-o mai… Pfff!… Aia e!… Nu le mai ajunge P\u0103m\u00e2ntu` m\u0103! P\u0103i, mai are dreptate \u0219i Zeus c\u00e2nd le zice: ,,Orbilor! \u0218i bolnavilor de avere ce sunte\u021bi! P\u0103m\u00e2ntul r\u0103mas \u00eentreg! Asta e averea voastr\u0103! De unde s\u0103 v\u0103 dau io mai mult, dac\u0103 at\u00e2ta e?\u201d… \u0218i nu-i a\u0219a?
\n– E, m\u0103! E, da` cine s\u0103-l aud\u0103? C\u0103 nici pe el nu-l mai bag\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103! P\u00e2n\u0103 mai ieri era. ,,Slav\u0103 lui Zeus!\u201d… ,,Cum o vrea Zeus!\u201d… Mul\u021bumim, Zeus!\u201d… \u0218i-acuma?!… C\u0103: ,,Zeus nu exist\u0103! Sunt legende ale Olimpului, basme…!\u201d \u0218tiin\u021b\u0103…. de-astea!… Se-nchin\u0103 la to\u021bi Elonii, Bezzo\u0219ii, Gates-\u0219ii \u0219i Zuckerbergii!… \u00ce\u021bi spui io: o s-ajung\u0103 r\u0103u Lumea asta! Noi, m\u0103car am r\u0103mas \u00een Legendele Olimpului, da` \u0103\u0219tia, unde-o s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103?…
\n– Mare dreptate ai, Cupidoane! Las\u0103, m\u0103! Toat\u0103 Lumea s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103, numa` noi s\u0103 nu murim! Hai noroc \u0219i Eternitate!
\n– Noroc \u0219i Eternitate, frate Erosule!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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