{"id":22582,"date":"2024-02-04T17:10:31","date_gmt":"2024-02-04T14:10:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22582"},"modified":"2024-02-04T17:10:31","modified_gmt":"2024-02-04T14:10:31","slug":"brigada-diverse-imitacii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22582","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Imita(c)ii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong> 28 ianuarie 2024 <\/strong><br \/>\n         Nea \u0103sta cu \u0219efia Covid \u0219i cu buburuzele ro\u0219ii, bre, hai, mai f\u0103 un efort, mai cere o \u021bidul\u0103 \u0219i une\u0219te \u0219i circula\u021bia cu pompierii, ca s\u0103 fie \u0219i ei unul cu altul c\u00e2nd dau o \u0219tire de cod ro\u0219u de accidente. Unii c\u0103 nu se cunoa\u0219te num\u0103rul de victime, cel\u0103lalt c\u0103 sunt 11 victime. Dumnezeu cu mila. \u0218i cu \u0103i mor\u021bi \u0219i r\u0103ni\u021bi, \u0219i cu \u0103i vii \u0219i&#8230; nepu\u0219i de acord. S\u0103 nu zic f\u0103r\u0103 minte.<br \/>\n        \u0218i invidia feminin\u0103&#8230;. E mai a naibii &#8211; c\u0103 doar ce-ntr-o prezentare de emisiune a lui Dinescu, rosti o invitat\u0103, adjectivat\u0103 de el \u00eensu\u0219i, extraordinar\u0103, p\u0103str\u0103toare de tradi\u021bii de c\u00e2nd mai h\u0103t Cantemir&#8230;, acela\u0219i iad&#8230; &#8211; ca orice. \u00cens\u0103 nu mi-era mie de Meri\u0219oreanca \u0219i Andreea Raicu, ci de caraghiosl\u00e2cul spuselor c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u021bei. Nici m\u0103car c\u0103 i-a trecut vremea. Ci de rom\u00e2nismul \u201ejum\u0103tatea\u201d ei. Persiflant, pune\u021bi \u00een\u0103ltoaca al\u0103turi de un \u021b\u00e2r de b\u0103iat c\u00e2t s\u0103-i ajung\u0103 la coapse. De b\u0103rbat. Acum relua\u021bi ipoteza c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u021bei.<br \/>\n        Irelevant. Ce dac\u0103 Zelea a f\u0103cut afirma\u021bii pro despre inteligen\u021ba lui Eminescu? \u00cel disculp\u0103? \u00cel face mai pu\u021bin r\u0103spunz\u0103tor de faptele reprobabile, criminale?<br \/>\n        Ce \u021bi-e \u0219i cu legea rom\u00e2neasc\u0103. Cum \u0219tie ea s\u0103 ucid\u0103 toate bunele ini\u021biative. C\u0103 bihorean c\u0103ut\u0103torul de relicve istorice cu detectorul, c\u0103 cet\u0103\u021bean corect. El le g\u0103se\u0219te acum, este obligat ca \u00een maxim 72 de ore s\u0103 le predea la jude\u021b, la direc\u021bia cultural\u0103 &#8211; sper s\u0103 existe \u0219i niscai porti\u021be, precum imposibilitatea deplas\u0103rii, a comunic\u0103rii etc. &#8211; \u0219i a\u0219teapt\u0103 \u0219i un an \u0219i jum\u0103tate s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 recompensa ordinar\u0103 de 30% din valoarea obiectului aflat dup\u0103 tone de ore petrecute \u00een zadar \u00een mare parte \u201esau chiar 45 % dac\u0103\u201d lucru\u0219oarele sunt de importan\u021b\u0103 deosebit\u0103. Neatent prima dat\u0103. 18 luni de c\u00e2nd au fost scoase la lumin\u0103, deci mai pu\u021bin cele 3 zile de dus la stupina statului.<br \/>\n        A fost orb cel de la cenzur\u0103. Altfel desenul din Cutez\u0103torii lui 1983 nu i-ar fi avut unioni\u0219ti pe George, Ringo, Paul \u0219i John, ci pe Russo, Rosetti, B\u0103lcescu &#8211; de\u0219i nu i-a c\u0103lcat piciorul la Blaj &#8211; \u0219i vreun tinerel mai ac\u0103t\u0103rii de prin mul\u021bime. Ce idee t\u00e2mpit\u0103! \u0218i-avea preten\u021bie rom\u00e2nul s\u0103 nu-i umble nimeni la expunerile prin ziare, radio \u0219i televiziune. Na, c\u0103 azi public\u0103 &#8211; chiar \u0219i unul ca mine &#8211; toat\u0103 lumea nestingherit\u0103. Toate&#8230; prostiile.<br \/>\n        Ia unii posteaz\u0103 \u0219i uit\u0103 func\u021bia \u0219i m\u0103sura. Domnule, rom\u00e2nii sunt ai lor \u0219i doar \u00een caz excep\u021bional ai \u021b\u0103rii!<br \/>\n        N-a\u0219 zice. Impresia matale, nea Oreste nu se cite\u0219te \u0219i pe chip. C\u0103 \u021bi-ai luat cas\u0103 la \u021bar\u0103, c\u0103 ai investit \u0219aizeci de mii\u0219oare de euro, nu te fac mai t\u00e2n\u0103r cu un deceniu. C\u0103 declari ce te furnic\u0103 pe interior&#8230;. Totu\u0219i prive\u0219te oglinda \u0219i d\u0103-\u021bi o v\u00e2rst\u0103 corect\u0103. Semeni cu Eliade &#8211; dar n-o s\u0103 fii &#8211; la cel pu\u021bin 70 de ani.<br \/>\n        Chiroman\u021bie. Mult mai potrivit\u0103 cu mijloacele clasice. Mai credibile. Dac\u0103 a acceptat a\u0219a ceva inspectoratul, \u0219coala sau \u0219colile &#8211; nu m\u0103 ostenesc s\u0103 caut mai departe de prezentarea de pe facebook -, putem s\u0103 ne \u00eentoarcem pe vremea neaderthalienilor. O fi el dispozitiv inteligent, dar s\u0103 faci uz de el ca s\u0103 afle tot natul \u0219colar ce carier\u0103 e mai potrivit\u0103 pentru fiecare doar scan\u00e2nd palma&#8230;. Dar eu \u00eentreb a\u0219a: nu cumva e doar un softule\u021b care a c\u0103utat tipare la unii \u0219i al\u021bii \u0219i face compara\u021bii? \u0218i s\u0103 dai pe aparat 2500 euro ca s\u0103 fac\u0103 ce mai repede \u0219i lesne ar face telefonul oricui cu c\u00e2\u021biva mega instala\u021bi, e idio\u021benie curat\u0103. L-or fi \u0219i cump\u0103rat?<br \/>\n         Eu n-am prins altc\u00e2ndva emisiunea de la tvr despre educa\u021bie. Nu m\u0103 uit. Dar fiindc\u0103 la ora 23 \u00eencep fi\u021bele posturilor \u0219i nu g\u0103se\u0219ti mai nimic pe posturile obi\u0219nuite, neav\u00e2nd obiceiul de a c\u0103uta \u00een internet programele lor, butonez. Azi a\u0219a, m\u00e2ine a\u0219a, se contureaz\u0103 definitiv p\u0103rerea: \u0103\u0219tia sunt cu capul, cine se uit\u0103 la ora aceea? Elevii sunt prin ma\u0219ini p\u00e2n\u0103 pe la 2, p\u0103rin\u021bii, dac\u0103 n-au plecat pe la vreo chermez\u0103, nu la vreo sear\u0103 la restaurant cu prietenii, sigur dorm. Profesorii sunt adormi\u021bi \u0219i ei de c\u00e2nd h\u0103u \u0219i Buz\u0103u. S\u0103 presupunem c\u0103 sunt r\u0103ut\u0103cios, c\u0103 sunt cel mai \u00eempotriva educa\u021biei de azi (sunt cu totul). S-or mai g\u0103si nebuni la ora de dinainte de miezul nop\u021bii s\u0103 vizioneze, s\u0103 achieseze la discu\u021biile propuse de moderator \u0219i de interlocutori, s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 constructul emisiunii. N-o neg. Este totu\u0219i o reluare. Directa se difuzeaz\u0103 la 16. La fel de nepotrivit\u0103. Liceenii jum\u0103tate, de atras \u00een cursa dialogurilor, schimbului de opinii, informa\u021bii, sunt la cursuri. Profesorii sunt to\u021bi la serviciu. \u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarele au terminat de f\u0103cut cump\u0103r\u0103turi, m\u00e2ncare \u0219i \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i reintre \u00een ritmul educa\u021bional cu c\u00e2teva teste de corectat, de preg\u0103tit materiale didactice pentru a doua zi. Deci n-au timp. Prin urmare: cui se adreseaz\u0103?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>28 ianuarie 2024 Nea \u0103sta cu \u0219efia Covid \u0219i cu buburuzele ro\u0219ii, bre, hai, mai f\u0103 un efort, mai cere<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22582"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22582"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22582\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22583,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22582\/revisions\/22583"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}