{"id":22567,"date":"2024-02-01T16:38:18","date_gmt":"2024-02-01T13:38:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22567"},"modified":"2024-02-01T16:38:18","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T13:38:18","slug":"brigada-diverse-had-noel-o-strica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22567","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; H(\u00e2)d, (N)oel (o) (s)trica"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>24 ianuarie 2024<\/strong><br \/>\n      Cu partidele? Nimic. Cu oamenii lor, unii, da. Cu mai deloc ferocitate \u0219i cu distan\u021ba necesar\u0103 facerii de bube-n cap. A\u0219a, ca un cet\u0103\u021bean cu numele, ca un om cu prezen\u021ba. C\u00e2nd citesc pe icilea cum deja au \u00eenceput s\u0103 b\u00e2ntuie&#8230;, de\u0219i mare minune \u0219i rar\u0103 spre deloc s\u0103-i vad\u0103 pe uli\u021be m\u0103car iarna \u0219i vara pe arie \u021b\u0103ranul de r\u00e2nd &#8211; c\u00e2\u021bi au mai r\u0103mas -, s\u0103 se f\u0103leasc\u0103 cu ce le-a ie\u0219it din pix \u0219i ce va s\u0103 le mai scuipe mina pe h\u00e2rtie. Dar \u0103\u0219ti de vor plebei binele, de acum, n-au c\u0103tare. Europa-i departe pentru \u0103i de nu \u0219i-au p\u0103r\u0103sit bucata de p\u0103m\u00e2nt. \u0218tiu ei mai bine ce caracteriz\u0103ri s\u0103 fac\u0103, slobozi la gur\u0103, din b\u0103t\u0103tura lor, \u0103lora \u00eenc\u0103l\u021ba\u021bi cu pantofi negri de alearg\u0103 ca dispera\u021bii c\u00e2teva luni la patru ani pentru \u00eenc\u0103 un vot \u00een plus. \u201eDomnu\u2019 deputat, da\u2019 n-ave\u021bi domn\u2019e alt\u0103 treab\u0103 dec\u00e2t s\u0103 v\u0103 murd\u0103ri\u021bi prin noroaiele noastre?\u201d&#8230; \u0218i a b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 de le \u021bine pe toate ale casei, c\u0103 \u0103i tineri deh, mai comozi, f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-\u0219i drum spre buc\u0103t\u0103rie: \u201eS\u0103 s\u0103 duc\u0103 la munc\u0103! C\u0103 n-avem nevoie de puturo\u0219i!\u201d. \u0218i mai zice ea destule, dar a intrat \u0219i a tras u\u0219a-n urma ei: \u201eNu le-ar mai ajunge&#8230;\u201d.<br \/>\n       \u0102sta e paradox curat! Nu c\u0103 un domn \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 a compus un c\u00e2ntec, ci c\u0103 scopul propus era acela s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 \u201eminte dragostea pe care i-o poart\u0103 so\u021biei.\u201d. S\u0103 nu nel\u0103mureasc\u0103 pe nimeni afirma\u021biile, domnul are Alzheimer. Tocmai aici paradoxul. De ce s\u0103 faci ceva inutil? C\u0103 permanent sau doar \u00een episoade sporadice, nu numai iubirea \u0219i femeia cu care a \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219it-o \u00eei vor fi str\u0103ine, ci \u0219i c\u00e2ntecul.<br \/>\n       \u201eDe necrezut!\u201d-urile jurnalistice. Adev\u0103rate capcane. De aceea le servesc una pe m\u0103sur\u0103. La \u00eentrebarea \u201eCe diferen\u021b\u0103 de v\u00e2rst\u0103 este \u00eentre Andreea Marin \u0219i&#8230; Br\u00e2ncoveanu&#8230;\u201d r\u0103spund: \u201ecirca trei sute de ani\u201d. Ce dac\u0103-i contemporan \u201edescendentul\u201d iubit?<br \/>\n       Cu m\u0103lai, f\u0103r\u0103 m\u0103lai, m\u0103m\u0103liga-i dacic\u0103. Cu mei, descoperir\u0103 unii, din loturi ce se cultivau \u201eintens \u00een regiune acum c\u00e2teva mii de ani.\u201d. Adic\u0103 prin preajma Sucevei. Ah! Herodot spuser\u0103&#8230; c\u0103 bun \u00eei meiul&#8230; \u0219i nu-l d\u0103dur-ai no\u0219tri pe nimic. Nu tu oaie \u0219i berbec, nu tu vin \u0219i nici culbec! A\u0219a o fi&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Se duser\u0103 \u0219i Peregrinul. De intrat \u00een atmosfer\u0103 a intrat, de comunicat cu el ioc.<br \/>\n       Tot ei concediaz\u0103, tot ei acuz\u0103. Bietele fier\u0103t\u0103nii electrice vinovate c\u0103 dau ei, nem\u021bii, afar\u0103 12.000 de lucr\u0103tori. S\u0103 se r\u0103zbune \u0219i ei pe ele. S\u0103 le lase f\u0103r\u0103 curent.<br \/>\n        S-a mai discutat \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 este \u00een discu\u021bie c\u00e2t de realist\u0103 poate fi datarea unor obiecte din piatr\u0103, c\u00e2t de pertinent\u0103 este ipoteza ca vreun astronaut antic s\u0103 arate la fel ca unul actual. Ori e f\u0103c\u0103tur\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i este n\u0103zb\u00e2tia cic\u0103 descoperit\u0103 \u00een Turcia -, ori cine \u0219tie cine s-a inspirat de la Lisabona &#8211; dar \u0219i acolo exist\u0103 o umbr\u0103 de \u00eendoial\u0103, prea e doar una \u00een tot ansamblul catedralei Nueva -, sau domnii s-au inspirat de acolo pentru a inventa costumul de astronaut exact. S\u0103 nu uit\u0103m totu\u0219i c\u0103 \u00eenainte s\u0103 fi ajuns cu capul \u00een nori, am stat cu el \u00een ap\u0103. \u0218i sunt \u0219i acolo asem\u0103n\u0103ri izbitoare.<br \/>\n         Gol\u0103nii pe fa\u021b\u0103. Cum s\u0103 la\u0219i pe facebook escrocheriile s\u0103 pluteasc\u0103 \u00een v\u0103zul lumii nestingherite \u0219i cine \u0219tie pentru ce cuv\u00e2nt \u201enecuviincios\u201d s\u0103-i \u00eenchizi pliscul \u00eendr\u0103zne\u021bului? De unde \u00ee\u021bi dai seama? Din dou\u0103 surse care: una d\u0103 pentru cele 10 dividende la Hidroelectrica 11.200 de lei dup\u0103 trei luni; alta ofer\u0103 pentru acelea\u0219i 10, la acela\u0219i pre\u021b, 1.250, lunar dividende regulate de 9500 lei. Cu semnul exclam\u0103rii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>24 ianuarie 2024 Cu partidele? Nimic. Cu oamenii lor, unii, da. Cu mai deloc ferocitate \u0219i cu distan\u021ba necesar\u0103 facerii<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22567"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22567"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22568,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22567\/revisions\/22568"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}