Diminea\u021b\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 lini\u0219tit\u0103 \u00eentr-un cuplu din viitor. Soarele chinezesc artificial \u00eenc\u0103lze\u0219te amestecul de oxigen \u0219i azot din jur… Prima se treze\u0219te so\u021bia…
\n– Mmm, mot\u0103nel, nu \u021bi se pare c\u0103 e cam frig, totu\u0219i?
\n– Mmmm, pisicu\u021ba mea, e totu\u0219i soare, nu vezi? Artificial, da` e!
\n– Mmm, m\u0103i mot\u0103nel, ai verificat SMR-ul \u0103la asear\u0103?
\n– Da, pisicu\u021ba mea! A\u0219a cum mi-ai spus!…
\n– Da` te-ai uitat m\u0103car pu\u021bin la ea? Mie mi se pare c\u0103 nu prea face fuziunea la rece a\u0219a cum trebuie. Cred c\u0103 n-are destul plutoniu \u00eembun\u0103t\u0103\u021bit. Poate ar trebui s\u0103-l chemi pe instalatorul \u0103la atomic s\u0103 vad\u0103 dac\u0103 are probleme!
\n– Drag\u0103, m\u0103 descurc \u0219i singur! Nu e cazul…
\n– Mdaa, a\u0219a spui mereu \u0219i nu faci nimic niciodat\u0103!.. Asear\u0103 am sesizat ni\u0219te scurgeri de radia\u021bii pe la vana cu trei c\u0103i!…
\n– Da` ce te pricepi, pisi?! De c\u00e2nd ai at\u00e2tea cuno\u0219tin\u021be?
\n– De c\u00e2nd mi-ai adus reactorul nuclear \u00een cas\u0103, mot\u0103nel!… Tu \u0219i ideile tale revolu\u021bionare!
\n– M\u0103, pisi, \u0103sta e viitorul! Vezi \u0219i tu c\u0103 soba pe lemne e muzeu, gazele de la ru\u0219i s-au scumpit… Nuclearul e viitorul!
\n– Mdaa, io zic s\u0103-l chemi m\u00e2ine pe instalatorul atomic de cartier!
\n– Bine, bine! O s\u0103-l chem!
\nA doua zi.
\n– \u021arr! \u021arr!
\n– Bun\u0103 ziua!
\n– Bun\u0103 ziua! Sunt Fane, instalatorul atomic. Am venit pentru SMR-ul dvs!… Centrala nuclear\u0103…
\n– Aaa, da! Pofti\u021bi, intra\u021bi!
\n– Ce problem\u0103 e?
\n– Nu prea mai face cald! So\u021bia a sesizat, c\u0103 ea…
\n– Mda, ia s\u0103 vedem!… Pfooai! Cine v-a instalat-o, dom`le?
\n– Nu \u0219tiu! A\u0219a am g\u0103sit-o c\u00e2nd am cuimp\u0103rat casa!… Da` de ce? Ce probleme sunt?
\n– Dom`le, s\u0103-i ia dracu` p-\u0103\u0219tia care a venit cu ideile astea de centrale nucleare modulare! Ni\u0219te t\u00e2mpi\u021bi, v\u0103 spui io! P\u0103i, ce? Sobele nu mai erea bune? Gazele nu mai erea bune?… A venit cu deuteriu \u0219i cu tritiu… cu plutoniu, cu uraniu \u00eembun\u0103t\u0103\u021bit… Prostii, dom`le!… P\u0103i, cum poate fisiunea asta la rece s\u0103 dea c\u0103ldur\u0103? Dac\u0103 ea e la rece? Spune\u021bi dvs, nu e ilogic pentru orice om normal?
\n– Nu \u0219tiu… nu m\u0103 pricep!
\n– P\u0103i, aia e! C\u0103 nimenea nu se pricepe! \u0218i m\u0103 cheam\u0103 p\u0103 mine s\u0103 repar! Da` nimenea nu se-ntreab\u0103. m\u0103, are omu` \u0103la protec\u021bie la radia\u021bii? Are el scoica aia de plumb care s\u0103-i apere urma\u0219ii de extinc\u021bie?
\n– Ei, haide\u021bi, c\u0103 la dvs nu mai e cazul! Ave\u021bi copii, nu?
\n– Ei, am, am, da` ziceam a\u0219a… Bun! Da` hai s\u0103 vedem care-i treaba aicea, la centrala dvs!… A\u0219a… Daa! Asta e! Ia uita\u021bi-v\u0103 \u0219i dvs!
\n– M\u0103 uit, da` nu pricep!
\n– P\u0103i, hai s\u0103 v\u0103 esplic, ca s\u0103-n\u021belege\u021bi! Deci, fisiunea este o reac\u021bie nuclear\u0103 care are ca efect ruperea nucleului \u00een dou\u0103 fragmente de mas\u0103 aproximativ egal\u0103, neutroni rapizi, radia\u021bii \u0219i energie termic\u0103, da? Termic\u0103! Adic\u0103, c\u0103ldur\u0103!… Ei, \u0219i aici, la dvs, fisiunea s-a blocat fiindc\u0103 \u021bu\u0219plingehru` \u0103sta nu mai deschide robinetu` s\u0103 intre apa grea care s\u0103 r\u0103ceasc\u0103 nucleul… Pricepe\u021bi?
\n– \u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103, nu prea, da` zice\u021bi!
\n– Vede\u021bi aicea? Ia uita\u021bi! Ca s\u0103 se men\u021bin\u0103 temperatura combustibilului \u00een limite tehnic acceptabile, adic\u0103 sub punctul de topire, c\u0103ldura eliberat\u0103 prin fisiune sau prin dezintegrarea radioactiv\u0103 trebuie extras\u0103 din reactor cu ajutorul unui agent de r\u0103cire… adic\u0103 apa obi\u0219nuit\u0103, apa grea, dioxid de carbon, heliu, metale topite, etc. C\u0103ldura preluat\u0103 \u0219i transferat\u0103 de agentul de r\u0103cire poate alimenta o turbin\u0103 pentru a genera electricitate…. M\u0103 urm\u0103ri\u021bi?
\n– Ce? A, da, da! Zice\u021bi!
\n– Deci, aci la dvs, reactoru` nuclear de fuziune \u00eenc\u0103lze\u0219te combustibilul compus din deuteriu \u0219i tritiu p\u00e2n\u0103 acesta se transform\u0103 \u00een plasm\u0103 foarte fierbinte \u00een care are loc reac\u021bia de fuziune. \u00cen exteriorul camerei \u0103steia \u00een care se formeaz\u0103 plasma se afl\u0103 o manta din Litiu care absoarbe neutronii energetici din fuziune pentru a produce combustibilul tritiu. \u00cen manta neutronii produc \u0219i c\u0103ldur\u0103 care este evacuat\u0103 cu o bucl\u0103 de r\u0103cire cu ap\u0103 \u0219i transferat\u0103 unui schimb\u0103tor de c\u0103ldur\u0103 pentru a produce abur. Aburul ac\u021bioneaz\u0103 o turbin\u0103 produc\u00e2nd electricitate….
\n– Dom` le, io nu vreau electricitate! Io vreau c\u0103ldur\u0103! C\u0103 nu mai am trai bun cu nevasta! Io v-am chemat pentru c\u0103ldur\u0103, nu pentru electricitate! \u00cen\u021belegi?
\n– Dom`le, io \u00een\u021beleg, da` dvs \u00een\u021belege\u021bi c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 v\u0103 explic fenomenu`…
\n– Dom`le, nu-mi mai explica! Repar\u0103, dac\u0103 te pricepi, dac\u0103 nu, zi c\u0103 nu \u0219tii \u0219i chem pe altu`!…
\n– Matale po\u021bi s\u0103 chemi p\u0103 cine vrei, da` altu` mai bun ca mine, nu g\u0103se\u0219ti, s\u0103 \u0219tii! \u00ce\u021bi vine unu` care habar n-are de fuziune \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi pune ni\u0219te fire \u00een scurt, de te treze\u0219ti cu o explozie nuclear\u0103 de toat\u0103 frumuse\u021bea, vizibil\u0103 \u0219i de pe Sta\u021bia Spa\u021bial\u0103 Interna\u021bional\u0103!… Ce te faci atunci? Ai?! Zi, ce te faci?!… C\u0103 io nu mai viu s\u0103 repar ce-a stricat al\u021bii!.. Te-ai zg\u00e2rcit la criptomonede \u0219i ai \u0219ters de pe hart\u0103 tot cartieru`!… \u0218i dup-aia, io r\u0103m\u00e2n f\u0103r\u0103 meserie!
\n– Pfff! M-a pus dracu` s\u0103 m\u0103 iau dup\u0103 gura nevestii! S\u0103-i ia dracii p-\u0103ia care-a inventat reactoarele astea modulare mici!… C\u0103 n-am mai sc\u0103pat de gura ei: ,,Vreau SMR! Vreau SMR! C\u0103 are \u0219i Mimi de la doi \u0219i a zis c\u0103 e foarte mul\u021bumit\u0103!… Hai, m\u0103 mot\u0103nel, s\u0103 avem \u0219i noi centrala noastr\u0103 nuclear\u0103, ca toat\u0103 lumea!… Na! Iote ce p\u0103\u021besc!… Deci, o repari, sau nu?
\n– Dom` le, io v-o repar, da` nu azi!
\n– Da` c\u00e2nd?
\n– Nu \u0219tiu! Ciclul solar viitor!
\n– Ceee?! \u0218i p\u00e2n-atunci, io ce fac?
\n– Cum, ce faci?! Faci focul cu lemne!… Iote, la el! Te-a f\u0103cut m\u0103-ta \u00een fisiunea nuclear\u0103? \u00cen deuteriu \u0219i tritiu?!… `r-a\u021bi ai dracu` de umanoizi! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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