{"id":22530,"date":"2024-01-28T23:45:02","date_gmt":"2024-01-28T20:45:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22530"},"modified":"2024-01-28T23:45:02","modified_gmt":"2024-01-28T20:45:02","slug":"brigada-diverse-ce-neymar-era-roman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22530","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; C(e), Ne(y)mar er(a) ro(m)an?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>21 ianuarie 2024<\/strong><br \/>\n         Cum s\u0103 nu mi\u0219toc\u0103re\u0219ti pe unii, precum \u0103l cu milioanele? Ziceam, tare faza, la c\u00e2t fuseser\u0103 unii pe vremea lui Geoan\u0103, c\u0103 le promisese sfertul de sut\u0103 de mii de euro \u0219i ei mai puseser\u0103 botul, ar putea veni cu de toate, pe sus, pe jos, cu b\u0103rcu\u021ba \u0219i telegu\u021ba, vin \u0219i-acum, se preg\u0103tesc schimb\u0103ri radicale, se \u00eennoie\u0219te \u021bara, se construiesc zg\u00e2rie-nori, se zg\u00e2nd\u0103re\u0219te p\u0103m\u00e2ntu-n m\u0103runtaie dup\u0103 avu\u021bii, se cultiv\u0103 omul s\u0103 devin\u0103 mai ceva ca Gpt-chat-ul, facem rachete, mergem pe Saturn, am g\u0103sit metoda s\u0103 \u00eenmul\u021bim gr\u00e2nele la hectar, s\u0103&#8230;. Aiurea. Toate-s abureli. De la PNNR la fondurile europene, de la \u0219osele (astea totu\u0219i merg, autostr\u0103zile, cele de rang inferior se zbat de c\u00e2nd socialismul \u00eentre noroi \u0219i balastru) la marile lucr\u0103ri de structur\u0103, nu sunt altceva dec\u00e2t pierderi de vreme \u0219i datorii pe care \u00eenc\u0103 nu le-au pl\u0103tit politicienii, aceste entit\u0103\u021bi avide, vorace, egocentriste, ce-\u0219i ur\u0103sc p\u00e2n\u0103 la urma urmei semenii spre binele lor (\u00eencerca\u021bi dou\u0103 abord\u0103ri &#8211; cea intrinsec\u0103 \u0219i cea de propagand\u0103). Cum s\u0103 nu blamezi, astfel, pe unii?<br \/>\n          Oh! \u0218i-mi scosesem ,,ciorn\u0103&#8221; \u0219i de prin dex. Cum de s-o fi nimerit&#8230;. Porni de la o idilic\u0103&#8230;, de la un rebus, dedat la eglog\u0103, iar ea, cu putere de exemplu re\u021binut\u0103 de la Vergiliu. Citatul numai bun s\u0103 mai taie din cei 999.999 \u00eentreprinz\u0103tori salvatori de neam: Non omnia possumus omnes.<br \/>\n          Prive\u0219ti, consumatorule, \u0219i boce\u0219te! Numai s\u0103 ai grij\u0103 unde-\u021bi ver\u0219i lacrimile. Tot ce curge, cost\u0103! Nu pre\u021bul apei este concludent, ci corelarea. S\u0103 vede\u021bi ironia soartei. Pe unde curg lichidele mai dihai, pe acolo b\u0103utorul \u0219i utilizatorul de ap\u0103 este cel mai tare taxat. L\u0103s\u00e2nd R\u00e2mnicul deoparte &#8211; fiind lider cu 9,3 lei, deta\u0219at, nu se bag\u0103-n t\u00e2rl\u0103 cu to\u021bi&#8230;. Gala\u021bii, Br\u0103ilele sunt cu indicativ 8 \u0219i, iar Ie\u0219ii la limita obrazului doar 8 lei \u0219i 10 bani. Mare-i Dun\u0103rea \u0219i degeaba, mai mic\u0219or Bahluiul, dar nici el de ignorat, \u00eens\u0103 tot inutil cet\u0103\u021beanului. \u0218i tot anomalie, cu strigare la cer, Giurgiul este campion &#8211; \u0219i-i stau destui \u00een coast\u0103 &#8211; la devers\u0103ri. C\u0103 na, \u0219i pe la el Dun\u0103rea-i ca la ea acas\u0103. 8,05\/ mc.<br \/>\n        C-o fi cel mai inteligent&#8230;. Nu de acest aspect \u00eencerc s\u0103 m\u0103 ag\u0103\u021b. Ci de un soi de naivitate, \u00eenc\u0103 statutar\u0103 la 17 ani \u0219i de tipul de explica\u021bie pe care o d\u0103 unei problematici f\u0103r\u0103 probe p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een ziua de azi. \u00cen plus, \u0219tirea de senza\u021bie, teoria extraordinar\u0103 au mai ie\u0219it pe cel pu\u021bin c\u00e2teva miliarde de guri p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. Vine pu\u0219tiul \u0219i se f\u0103le\u0219te c\u0103 nu-i vreun om c\u0103lare pe nori Dumnezeu, ci vibra\u021bie, energie. \u0218i ce-i m\u0103car nou? C\u0103 legi cuantice pot dovedi din biblie acest lucru&#8230;. M\u0103i b\u0103iete, hai, mergi la joac\u0103!&#8230; Expediat \u021b\u00e2ncul, m\u0103 iau de \u0103\u0219tilal\u021bi neminto\u0219i, administratori de site, care pun la final un mic anun\u021b despre dreptul de a folosi aceast\u0103 informa\u021bie (tradus\u0103 evident \u00een propor\u021bie cov\u00e2r\u0219itoare dup\u0103 expozeul video al mesiei eviden\u021belor providen\u021biale) care trebuie s\u0103 scrie sursa dac\u0103 folosesc maxim 500 de caractere. P\u0103i sunt maxim 200 de cuvinte, dintre care o parte \u00eensemnat\u0103 este ocupat\u0103 de sintagma ,,cel mai inteligent copil din lume&#8221;, repetat\u0103 de-a surda \u00een fiecare titlu \u0219i paragraf \u0219i Dumnezeu. Cel pu\u021bin pentru unul dintre cuvinte n-am de ce s\u0103 indic sursa. C\u00e2nd or da ei de el, s\u0103-i spun\u0103 c\u0103 nu vreau s\u0103 ,,pl\u0103tesc&#8221;. Deocamdat\u0103.<br \/>\n        Frate, pe sus, pe jos, nu se rezolv\u0103 problema parc\u0103rilor la Buz\u0103u. \u00cen ora\u0219ul \u00een care am f\u0103cut 10 ani de studii, ma\u0219ina \u00een circula\u021bie r\u0103m\u00e2ne favorita. Dup\u0103 ce ATomii a acoperit traficul de suprafa\u021b\u0103, vrea s\u0103 mearg\u0103 \u0219i pe dedesubt. Doar pe plan\u0219a de proiectare momentan, doar ce terminase de ghiorl\u0103nit&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>21 ianuarie 2024 Cum s\u0103 nu mi\u0219toc\u0103re\u0219ti pe unii, precum \u0103l cu milioanele? 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