{"id":22464,"date":"2024-01-17T23:15:22","date_gmt":"2024-01-17T20:15:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22464"},"modified":"2024-01-17T23:15:22","modified_gmt":"2024-01-17T20:15:22","slug":"caruta-cu-virgule-problema-de-importanta-nationala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22464","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule – Problema de importan\u021b\u0103 na\u021bional\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

Problema de importan\u021b\u0103 na\u021bional\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n

La Ministerul de Externe:
\n– Privet! (Bun\u0103 ziua!) Lavrov sunt!
\n– Pri… ce?! Cine e?!
\n– Lavrov, ministrul de externe rus!
\n– H\u0103, h\u0103! \u0218i io sunt Elvis Presley!
\n– Cu cine vorbesc? A\u0219 dori s\u0103 gavaresc cu ministrul de externe rom\u00e2n!
\n– \u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103… io sunt adjunctul pe probleme de rela\u021bii cu \u021b\u0103rile calde! P\u0103i momentan, domnu` ministru nu e \u00een birou! E pe teren! Ce s\u0103-i spun c\u00e2nd se-ntoarce?
\n– Am o declara\u021bie cu privire la situa\u021bia din Ucraina!
\n– Aaaa, p\u0103i spune\u021bi a\u0219a! Sta\u021bi, s\u0103-mi iau ceva de scris… Pfff! B\u0103i, nene, nu g\u0103se\u0219ti un pix \u00een ministerul \u0103sta! A, gata, am g\u0103sit!… Spune\u021bi, c\u0103 scriu!
\n– Nu, nu trebuie s\u0103 scrie\u021bi! O s\u0103 primi\u021bi un mail pe canalul secret de comunicare \u0219i vrem un punct de vedere!…
\n– Da, da! Am auzit ceva! E vorba despre Ucraina… despre Lugansk \u0219i Donbas… nu? Adic\u0103 vre\u021bi s\u0103 intra\u021bi peste ei, cum ar veni!
\n– Nu, e vorba doar de ni\u0219te aplica\u021bii militare….
\n– Aaaaa, l\u0103saa\u021bi c\u0103 mai \u0219tim \u0219i noi de-astea! Nu suntem de ieri de azi p-aicea! Da` m\u0103 rog, nu ne b\u0103g\u0103m, dac\u0103 nu e vorba de noi! Deci nu veni\u021bi la noi, nu?…
\n– Nu, v-am mai spus, nu e…
\n– A\u0219a, dom`le! C\u0103 noi a\u0219a ne g\u00e2ndeam \u0219i ne cam f\u0103ceam griji! C\u0103 nu prea suntem preg\u0103ti\u021bi! \u0218efu` \u0103l mare e la schi, facem CSAT-ul \u0103la taman mar\u021bi… Auzi, mar\u021bi! C\u00e2nd sunt trei ceasuri rele!… Da` nu e treaba mea!… De-aia v\u0103 zic, c\u0103 nu prea are cine s\u0103 v\u0103 ia de la aeroport!…
\n– Domnule! Vrem un r\u0103spuns diplomatic la acel mail pe care l-am trimis! Ministrul dvs de externe trebuie s\u0103 ne spun\u0103 care e pozi\u021bia Rom\u00e2niei \u00een acest caz!
\n– Aloo! Domnu`… Larvov! Larvov, nu?
\n– Lavrov!
\n– M\u0103 rog!… Ia sta\u021bi oleac\u0103! Noi nu suntem Ucraina, Belarus sau Kazahstan, da?! Noi suntem stat na\u021bional, unitar \u0219i indivizibil, da?!
\nDvs \u0219ti\u021bi cine e ministrul nostru de externe?!… Nu \u0219ti\u021bi, este?… P\u0103i, s\u0103 v\u0103 spui io! E \u0103la care a c\u00e2\u0219tigat procesul cu Ucraina pentru Insula \u0218erpilor, dom`le! Da?!… Deci ne-am luat insula \u00eenapoi!…
\n– Domnule! Nu \u0219tiu de ce am pierdut at\u00e2ta timp cu dvs!…
\n– P\u0103i, nici io! Da` ave\u021bi h\u00e2rtii pentru mailu` \u0103la?
\n– Ce h\u00e2rtii? L-am trimis electronic!
\n– Electronic, electronic, da` trebe \u0219i h\u00e2rtie doveditoare! La noi, declara\u021biile de r\u0103zboi se depun electronic la ghi\u0219eul patru!… Dosar cu \u0219in\u0103 ave\u021bi?…
\n– Pfff!… N-avem, da` dac\u0103 vre\u021bi \u0219ine, le facem p\u00e2n\u0103 la Bucure\u0219ti \u0219i venim cu trenu`!
\n– Aaaa, suntem arogan\u021bi, da?! Facem glume sovietice, da?! Adic\u0103, dup\u0103 ce c\u0103 nu ne da\u021bi tezauru` \u00eenapoi, face\u021bi \u0219i arogan\u021be, da?!… Auzi\u021bi? S\u0103-i spune\u021bi lu` Putin \u0103la al vostru, c\u0103 ne doare-n \u021beava de gaz de voi!… Ia uite, m\u0103?! Sun\u0103 fiecare cum se treze\u0219te la ministeru` \u0103sta!… Ia!… Iar sun\u0103!… B\u0103, nu \u021bi-am zis… Ooo, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u021bi, \u0219efu`!… Da! Da!… Aaa, n-a sunat nimeni! A, ba da! A sunat unu` care f\u0103cea mi\u0219to… zicea c\u0103 e Larvov… Lavrov… cic\u0103 e ministru la externele ru\u0219ilor! Da` l-am luat io de nu s-a v\u0103zut! P\u0103i, ce credea el c\u0103 noi suntem fraieri?… Zicea ceva de un mail… de Ucraina, de pozi\u021bia noastr\u0103…. Ce?!… Cum?!… Chiar el era?!… Aoleu, \u0219efu`! Am pus-o! Vin ru\u0219ii peste noi!…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Problema de importan\u021b\u0103 na\u021bional\u0103 La Ministerul de Externe: – Privet! (Bun\u0103 ziua!) Lavrov sunt! – Pri… ce?! Cine e?! –<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":19360,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22464"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22464"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22465,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22464\/revisions\/22465"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}