{"id":22444,"date":"2024-01-15T00:42:46","date_gmt":"2024-01-14T21:42:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22444"},"modified":"2024-01-15T00:42:46","modified_gmt":"2024-01-14T21:42:46","slug":"brigada-diverse-fa-la-loc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22444","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse – (F)\u0103, l(a) lo(c)!"},"content":{"rendered":"

14 ianuarie 2024<\/strong>
\n O asemenea precizie…. Sperie nu chestiunea unei domnii de dincolo de Terra, naturalizarea lor aici, ci nivelul num\u0103rului, atins de perfec\u021biune, f\u0103r\u0103 niciun dubiu. Exact 241.000 de ani. Noi nu \u0219tim sigur mai departe de anii celui de-al doilea mileniu cine a fost \u0219i cu ce s-a eviden\u021biat \u00een turmele r\u0103sfirate pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt, da’ s\u0103 mai spunem de…. Mi-e fric\u0103 s\u0103 repet.
\n Ai naibii clujeni. Nu mai m\u00e2nc\u0103 slan\u0103, nu mai bea jin ars. O d\u0103du pe caracati\u021be \u0219i raci. N-a c\u0103 s-a-nchis!
\n M\u0103! Dac\u0103 tot se strofoac\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia s\u0103 mearg\u0103 pe Marte \u0219i caut\u0103 diverse metode de a descoperi \u0219i alte chestii cu sau f\u0103r\u0103 importan\u021b\u0103 surprinz\u0103toare, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u0219tiu ei ceva. \u0218i dac\u0103 mai fac \u0219i-un avion cu panouri solare….
\n Javr\u0103 ordinar\u0103! Cum s\u0103 dai vina, m\u0103 pe copchii, pe nu-\u0219 ce tineri c\u0103 ei au produs tragedia, doar ca tu, cu Ferma Dacilor, s\u0103 scapi basma curat\u0103?
\n Nu \u0219i-o fi pus problema Ciolacu dac\u0103 premierul Fran\u021bei, \u0103l nou, vrea s\u0103 lucreze cu omologul rom\u00e2n?
\n Bre b\u0103ie\u021bi. Vre\u021bi s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u00e2t de departe \u00eenc\u0103 mai suntem fa\u021b\u0103 de oricine vre\u021bi? Dac\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 ave\u021bi dubii, nu mai departe de 1569, \u00een Anglia, se organiza prima Loterie – aten\u021bie – na\u021bional\u0103 din lume.
\n O ce veste minunat\u0103! Lua-mi-ar facebook-ul pozele, \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tia-mi-le-ar, c\u0103 \u0219i a\u0219a nu se uit\u0103 nimeni la ele. Bine. Trebuie s\u0103 \u0219i pui ca s\u0103-\u021bi fie folosite. Iar eu cum \u00ees zg\u00e2rcit….
\n Bun\u0103! Da, cei care nu cump\u0103r\u0103 legile \u0219i cei de\u0219tep\u021bi care se pot folosi de ele sunt singurii beneficiari. Ceilal\u021bi, dup\u0103 o eminen\u021b\u0103 cenu\u0219ie profesoral\u0103 de specialitate, sunt cei pentru care se fac legile, s\u0103 li se aplice coercitiv.
\n E, ca s\u0103 spun a\u0219a, vital\u0103 ap\u0103sarea de buton. Pe unde s\u0103 fie la ma\u0219ina de sp\u0103lat, s\u0103 ias\u0103 toate imaculate f\u0103r\u0103 costuri deloc mari? Vai, unde au ajuns \u0219tirile!
\n Dup\u0103 unii universul nu ar trebui s\u0103 existe. A\u0219a c\u0103 Marele inel… mai nou descoperit pare a\u0219a, o chestie neserioas\u0103.
\n Doamn\u0103 Turcan, se sup\u0103r\u0103 profesorii. Cum s\u0103 pune\u021bi pe acela\u0219i palier salarial pe bibliotecari \u0219i muzeografi? E blasfemie… educa\u021bional\u0103.
\n Prive\u0219ti, te minunezi, deschizi. Absolut nimic din cele promise, chiar nimic cu leg\u0103tur\u0103 direct\u0103. P\u0103i dac\u0103 tot \u00eencerci s\u0103-\u021bi faci reclam\u0103, nu e normal s\u0103 dai uit\u0103torului acces imediat pe pagin\u0103, pe a z\u0103rne\u0219tilor de Sl\u0103nic, unde s-ar da mobil\u0103 ,,aproape gratis”? S\u0103 nu g\u00e2ndi\u021bi c-am intrat pentru vreun chilipir, ci doar s\u0103 v\u0103d p\u00e2n\u0103 unde merge t\u00e2lh\u0103ria virtual\u0103.
\n O mai \u0219tiu eu pe cineva care-\u0219i vede idola\u0219ul politic, \u0219efuc de municipiu, un mic \u00eemp\u0103rat. G\u00e2ndi\u021bi-v\u0103 la ceva omolog micului voievod, care \u00ee\u0219i vede \u0219eful cel mare de partid sf\u00e2ntul Ioan Botez\u0103torul.
\n E destul\u0103 istorie \u00eengropat\u0103. Straturi, straturi. C\u0103 descoperirile ar putea schimba istoria Braziliei, nu va mai conta c\u00e2tu\u0219i de pu\u021bin. Nu mai folose\u0219te nim\u0103nui. La ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 momentan, risc\u0103m c\u00e2t de cur\u00e2nd s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2nem f\u0103r\u0103.
\n Expunerea copiilor…. \u0218i pe un ton ce vrea s\u0103 maximizeze rolul de membru \u00eentr-un grup vocal folcloric – nu de la noi – \u0219i mai mult, c\u0103 acest rol produce la r\u00e2ndu-i metodic\u0103 pedagogic\u0103. Cea mare, de opt ani, de pe la Mugura\u0219ii Gorjului, \u0219i-a \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat sora, de trei ani, s\u0103 c\u00e2nte ceea ce au expus pe facebook. Suntem cel pu\u021bin nebuni….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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