{"id":22439,"date":"2024-01-13T23:46:38","date_gmt":"2024-01-13T20:46:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22439"},"modified":"2024-01-13T23:46:38","modified_gmt":"2024-01-13T20:46:38","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-amusita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22439","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Amu\u0219it\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Foaie verde de cicoare, andocai nevoie mare&#8230;.<br \/>\n       C\u0103ci \u0219i casa e un doc mai mic, de asemenea plutitoare c\u00e2nd bate v\u00e2ntul sau se \u00eenmoaie picioarele ori \u00een\u021bepenesc de at\u00e2ta greutate l\u0103sat\u0103 \u00een ele, iar sculele, pachetele cu buc\u0103\u021bi de tabl\u0103 \u0219i orice <strong>andoc\u0103m<\/strong> spre a ne duce opera\u021biunile la bun sf\u00e2r\u0219it sunt comparabile cu mici corpuri navigante. Picioare \u0219i m\u00e2ini moi, ne <strong>anemiem<\/strong> dup\u0103 mai bine de opt-nou\u0103 ore de tras tare, f\u0103r\u0103 pauze, cu diverse schimb\u0103ri de plasament pe toate direc\u021biile axelor tridimensionale \u0219i abia acas\u0103. Ori pentru scurt\u0103 perioad\u0103 la mas\u0103. Nici acolo nu e timp de z\u0103bav\u0103, fiecare \u00eenfulec\u0103 repede \u0219i cu g\u00e2ndul la ce a fost \u0219i la ce urmeaz\u0103. R\u0103gaz nu s\u0103 prive\u0219ti la <strong>anemona<\/strong> de pe fereastra clientei, ci s\u0103 arunci un ochi creativ c\u0103tre problematica modului de acoperit nu \u0219tiu ce chichi\u021b\u0103 furnizat\u0103 de hornar, dulgher sau zidar. Deodat\u0103 cu \u00eembuc\u0103turile \u00eencrope\u0219ti imaginile cu tine, cu locul \u0219i cu faptele necesare. Apoi, printre mestec\u0103turi, \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti una dintre solu\u021bii, zici tu cea mai bun\u0103, celorlal\u021bi. Ce prime\u0219ti \u00eenapoi de la ei, c\u0103ci numai g\u00e2ndul la meserie nu le este&#8230;. \u201eVai de capul vostru s\u0103 lua\u021bi \u00een b\u0103\u0219c\u0103lie&#8230;\u201d sau \u201e&#8230; s\u0103 v\u0103 ofusca\u021bi c\u0103 v-am deranjat la mas\u0103&#8230;\u201d. Fiindc\u0103 momente dintr-astea se adun\u0103 cu nemiluita. Func\u021bie de ce planuri mai au, de stringen\u021ba lor \u0219i punerea lor pe prima treapt\u0103 a necesit\u0103\u021bii. C\u0103 n-a fost situa\u021bie s\u0103 nu le \u021bin teorie (cic\u0103 a chibritului, deranja\u021bi fiind de dojan\u0103) despre priorit\u0103\u021bi. Promisiunea f\u0103cut\u0103 pentru \u00eentreaga lucrare, data la care o execu\u021bi \u0219i calitatea maxim\u0103 pe ceea ce g\u0103se\u0219ti la fa\u021ba locului. Abia dup\u0103 \u00eendeplinirea lor \u00ee\u021bi po\u021bi asuma nevoile personale. C\u0103 sunt \u0219i de for\u021b\u0103 major\u0103, nu-i bai, te duci \u0219i rezolvi. Dar nu m\u0103 iei pe mine c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu ce <strong>angarie<\/strong> din vin\u0103 proprie te pa\u0219te, c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu ce <strong>anexit\u0103<\/strong> a f\u0103cut nevasta st\u00e2nd acas\u0103, c\u0103 <strong>am\u0103ru\u021ba<\/strong> via\u021b\u0103 \u021bi-e potrivnic\u0103 \u0219i n-ai niciun noroc. \u0218tiai c\u0103 plec\u0103m la munc\u0103, \u0219tiai la ce te \u00eenhami, \u0219tiai c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia sunt banii? Atunci s\u0103 m\u0103 la\u0219i cu argumentele de alt\u0103 factur\u0103. S\u0103 vede\u021bi \u201etalent\u201d la Cristi, la cum arunc\u0103 tac\u00e2mul \u0219i se u\u0219che\u0219te, la cum nu mai r\u0103spunde c\u00e2nd \u00eel chem s\u0103 reia alimenta\u021bia de unde r\u0103m\u0103sese, la cum face pe sup\u0103ratul cincisprezece-dou\u0103zeci de minute f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 absolut nimic. \u0218i dac-a\u021bi citi ce scrie pe banda de croll a min\u021bii mele v-a\u021bi mira cum de nu m-am l\u0103sat definitiv de meserie: \u201eAsta e ultima. Nu mai vin niciodat\u0103. S\u0103 fac\u0103 bor\u0219&#8230;\u201d.<br \/>\n         Hai c\u0103 nu uit pe unde-mi umbl\u0103 picioarele \u0219i pana. La col\u021b, col\u021bul Stefan cel Mare cu Elena Cuza (eu a\u0219 fi \u00eemperecheat-o stradal cu b\u0103rbat\u0103-su, n-a\u0219 fi l\u0103sat-o \u00een compania craiului moldovenesc de secol 15), de\u0219i nu la mul\u021bi ani dup\u0103 lucrarea noastr\u0103 a \u00eenlocuit tot ce \u021bine de pluvial\u0103 \u0219i acoperirea metalic\u0103 (\u021bigl\u0103 metalic\u0103 \u0219i alea-alea aferente), ni s-a trasat sarcin\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eenlocuim jgheaburile \u0219i burlanele pe toat\u0103 zona vizibil\u0103 din strad\u0103 \u0219i uzitat\u0103 zi de zi. Trei laturi cu un col\u021b \u0219i o dolie. Cu bibileli, cu c\u0103z\u0103nele \u0219i seuri, cu grij\u0103 ca liniile ciubucurilor s\u0103 nu descrie curbe (visai c\u0103 pusesem unele \u0219i st\u0103teau arcuite \u00een exterior \u00eentre c\u00e2rlige, de parc\u0103 baierele lor nu le \u00eenc\u0103peau), cu praguri \u00een care te pa\u0219te <strong>angeita<\/strong> de at\u00e2tea rapide urc\u0103ri \u0219i cobor\u00e2ri pe \u0219i de pe scar\u0103 la reformarea c\u00e2rligelor, care, unele, \u00ee\u021bi pot nu numai inflama vasele sanguine, dar \u00ee\u021bi pot bulbuca ochii \u00een orbite \u0219i \u00een\u021bepeni degetele, mu\u0219chii gambelor, antebra\u021belor \u0219i bra\u021belor. Te treze\u0219ti c\u0103 ai membre inutile, imposibil de adus la starea dinainte. Love\u0219ti mu\u0219chii ca s\u0103 se relaxeze \u0219i pace, \u00eencerci s\u0103 desfaci tendoanele din menghina \u00een care a prins falangele \u0219i nu revin la starea normal\u0103. Nu imediat. Mai scuturi m\u00e2inile, picioarele, mai stai ni\u021bel \u0219i abia dac\u0103 reac\u021bioneaz\u0103 dup\u0103 un minut de sfor\u021b\u0103ri. Cu urm\u0103ri nu foarte pl\u0103cute dup\u0103 ce efortul se va fi terminat \u0219i ne vom fi \u00eentors <strong>anonimi<\/strong> \u00een dulcele nostru c\u0103min.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Foaie verde de cicoare, andocai nevoie mare&#8230;. C\u0103ci \u0219i casa e un doc mai mic, de asemenea plutitoare c\u00e2nd bate<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22439"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22439"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22439\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22440,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22439\/revisions\/22440"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}