{"id":22418,"date":"2024-01-09T23:53:39","date_gmt":"2024-01-09T20:53:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22418"},"modified":"2024-01-09T23:53:39","modified_gmt":"2024-01-09T20:53:39","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-anafaze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22418","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Anafaze"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         Cine ar putea s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 c\u0103 dup\u0103 o zi nu tocmai c\u0103lduroas\u0103, dup\u0103 o coco\u021bare la limita sc\u0103rii extensibile, dup\u0103 vaporii inhala\u021bi, s\u0103 vrei s\u0103 c\u00e2n\u021bi un cr\u00e2mpei de melodie \u0219i n-ai cum s\u0103 mai po\u021bi. Te \u00eencrezi <strong>amuziei<\/strong> ce te-a cuprins \u0219i pui muzica \u00een cui.<br \/>\n        Disp\u0103ruser\u0103 acei \u00eenchipui\u021bi alt\u0103dat\u0103 <strong>amora\u0219i<\/strong>. Se pierduser\u0103 \u00eentre lucr\u0103rile de tinichigerie, c\u00e2ntatul la nun\u021bi \u0219i lipsurile care parc\u0103 nu mai conteneau. Fugiser\u0103 din suflet. Totul se consumase \u00eentre ziua de lucru pe terenul frizeriei Auric\u0103 \u201egirimea\u201d \u0219i momentul c\u00e2nd z\u0103risem prin p\u0103tratele orificii din gardul de beton al Liceului Agricol c\u0103ciula de iepure, d\u0103ruit\u0103 lui tata, blestemat\u0103 la c\u00e2tva timp c\u0103 \u00eei face p\u0103rul s\u0103 pice.<br \/>\n       Reu\u0219isem s\u0103 <strong>ancol\u0103m<\/strong> cele dou\u0103 prime tronsoane sus, preg\u0103tite anterior \u00een dou\u0103 etape, la atelier \u0219i jos, acolo \u00een spatele casei, dup\u0103 ce le ridicasem pe c\u00e2rlige nu f\u0103r\u0103 incidente. Era de ajuns o apucare defectuoas\u0103, o \u00eempiedicare \u00een crengile copacilor care abundau ca num\u0103r \u0219i ca metri \u00een \u00een\u0103l\u021bime, o pozi\u021bionare a sc\u0103rii nu tocmai unde ne-am fi dorit, din aceea\u0219i pricin\u0103 a existen\u021bei unui h\u0103\u021bi\u0219 de plante \u0219i arbu\u0219ti nu departe de cas\u0103, ca s\u0103 se \u00eenmoaie de la mijloc ansamblul lipit din opt buc\u0103\u021bi de c\u00e2te un metru. S\u0103 crapi de necaz, nu alta. \u0218i ca s\u0103-l repari&#8230;. Greu. F\u0103r\u0103 rost s\u0103 te mai chinui, ce s-a \u00eendoit o dat\u0103 \u0219i <strong>anco\u0219ei<\/strong> din ciubuc, mic\u0103, a doua oar\u0103, doar dintr-un simplu balans la ridicare n-ai mai fi avut ce-i face, ciubucul ar fi cedat definitiv. Ca s\u0103 nu mai risc\u0103m, am revenit la metode mai&#8230; ortodoxe. Desprinderea buc\u0103\u021bii deteriorate, \u00eenlocuirea lui cu unul dintre surplusuri, rezerve \u00een caz c\u0103 ar mai fi dorit cine \u0219tie ce pe unde clientul. Vai de tinichigiul c\u0103ruia nu-i ajunge scara pe flor\u0103rie. C\u0103ci \u0219i faptul c\u0103 acela care s-a urcat \u0219i s-a <strong>antepus<\/strong> cu spatele la scar\u0103, ca s\u0103 poate ajunge cu bra\u021bele dincolo de l\u0103\u021bimea sageacului \u0219i s\u0103 urce jgheabul peste c\u00e2rlige, a condus la \u00eenmuierea jgheabului. C\u0103 dup\u0103 aceea am ad\u0103ugat dou\u0103 prelungitoare la cap\u0103tul de sus, urma s\u0103 fie folositor lipirii n\u0103zilor \u0219i \u0219tu\u021burilor, dar nu putea rezolva dauna f\u0103cut\u0103. Ca b\u0103ie\u021bi descurc\u0103re\u021bi ce ne afl\u0103m, dup\u0103 mut\u0103ri pe partea opus\u0103, cu acces doar pe acoperi\u0219ul casei b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0219ti, am trecut la una facil\u0103 \u00een curtea interioar\u0103, la nici c\u00e2t \u00eentinzi bra\u021bele \u00een sus \u0219i cu palma \u0219i degetele drepte. Un jghebule\u021b \u0219i c-un burl\u0103na\u0219 la o prelungire a casei. Despre el, despre Auric\u0103&#8230;. \u0218tiu destui. Ghinion cu prima nevast\u0103, paralizat\u0103 parc\u0103, \u00eensurat a doua oar\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Cobor\u00e2nd pe strada Spitalului, am avut parte de dou\u0103 \u201erat\u0103ri\u201d. Nu s-au materializat niciodat\u0103 prefacerile pe care \u0219i mi le propusese cu ceva timp \u00een urm\u0103 Floric\u0103 P\u00eernu\u0219. Iar la fostul ginere al doamnei Marin, not\u0103ri\u021ba n-am fost eu prezent la burlane. C\u0103 n-a fost s\u0103 fie.<br \/>\n        Sunt cu totul descump\u0103nit \u00een a alege s\u0103 trec imobilul fiicei lui \u201eFasole\u201d, Chin\u021boiu cu xeroxul, pe aceea\u0219i strad\u0103 sau s-o redau celei de care apar\u021bine \u00een fapt, Alexandru Sihleanu? La col\u021bul cu \u0218tefan cel Mare ajuns am aceea\u0219i mic\u0103 problem\u0103. S-o iau \u00een st\u00e2nga sau \u00een dreapta? Nu de alta, s\u0103 nu uit cumva unde am r\u0103mas cu istorisirile \u0219i s\u0103 omit vreuna.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cine ar putea s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 c\u0103 dup\u0103 o zi nu tocmai c\u0103lduroas\u0103, dup\u0103 o coco\u021bare la limita sc\u0103rii extensibile, dup\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22418"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22418"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22419,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22418\/revisions\/22419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}