{"id":22403,"date":"2024-01-08T00:07:27","date_gmt":"2024-01-07T21:07:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22403"},"modified":"2024-01-08T00:07:27","modified_gmt":"2024-01-07T21:07:27","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-omicron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22403","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Omicron"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 350px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 350\/360;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Omicron<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>B\u0103iat bun \u0219i de salon,<br \/>\nacest virus Omicron,<br \/>\nst\u0103 s\u0103 treac\u0103 Sf. Ion<br \/>\ns\u0103 ne dea iar un canon&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Poate l-a apucat mila<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd l-a v\u0103zut pe Rafila<br \/>\ncum \u00eei tremur\u0103 maxila<br \/>\nzic\u00e2nd vorbe cu de-a sila<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd a v\u0103zut strategia<br \/>\nce se face-n Rom\u00e2nia,<br \/>\nl-a apucat letargia<br \/>\n\u0219i \u0219i-a temperat m\u00e2nia.<\/p>\n<p>A v\u0103zut c\u0103-i vai de noi<br \/>\nde\u0219i suntem neam de soi<br \/>\nn-avem m\u0103\u0219ti FFP2<br \/>\ndar avem, \u00een schimb, eroi.<\/p>\n<p>Virusu-i dispus s-a\u0219tepte<br \/>\np\u00e2n\u0103, ni\u0219te min\u021bi de\u0219tepte<br \/>\nadev\u0103rul o s-accepte,<br \/>\n\u0219i nu teorii inepte&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Eu n-o s\u0103-n\u021beleg \u0219i pace,<br \/>\nvirusu-\u0103sta cum o face?<br \/>\nBag\u0103 anticorpi \u00een ace<br \/>\n\u0219i ne pune m\u0103\u0219ti pe moace?<\/p>\n<p>Astea, numai dup\u0103 ce<br \/>\ns-au m\u00e2ncat m\u00e2nc\u0103rurile<br \/>\ns-au b\u0103ut b\u0103uturile<br \/>\n\u0219i-au \u00eenceput \u0219colile!<\/p>\n<p>N-a venit de Boboteaz\u0103,<br \/>\na\u0219a, cam pe la amiaz\u0103<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd lumea mai dormiteaz\u0103,<br \/>\nastfel, se imunizeaz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>De-aia s-a st\u00e2rnit un zvon<br \/>\nc\u0103 tulpina Omicron,<br \/>\ne una mult mai ,,salon\u201d<br \/>\nvenind dup\u0103 Sf. Ion&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Omicron B\u0103iat bun \u0219i de salon, acest virus Omicron, st\u0103 s\u0103 treac\u0103 Sf. Ion s\u0103 ne dea iar un canon&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22403"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22403"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22404,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22403\/revisions\/22404"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}