{"id":22401,"date":"2024-01-08T00:00:49","date_gmt":"2024-01-07T21:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22401"},"modified":"2024-01-08T00:00:49","modified_gmt":"2024-01-07T21:00:49","slug":"brigada-diverse-fa-o-tura","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22401","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; F(\u0103) (o) tur(\u0103)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>6-7 ianuarie 2024<\/strong><br \/>\n        Cunosc\u00e2nd prea bine poten\u021bialul, nu cau\u021bi acolo unde nu este. Astfel c\u0103 am ocolit p\u00e2n\u0103 acum zece minute s\u0103 fiu curios. Nu spun dec\u00e2t c\u0103 a trecut de c\u00e2\u021biva ani \u00een banca compozitorilor, dup\u0103 ce servise decenii ocazional din ,,nectarul&#8221; meselor protocolare \u0219i c\u0103 o proasp\u0103t\u0103 inspira\u021bie este considerat\u0103 facerea zeilor. S\u0103 ne fereasc\u0103 pe noi, muzicienii de mijloc, sf\u00e2ntul de astfel de&#8230; jude\u021bene expozi\u021bii puse \u00een vitrina cu trofee. Vede\u021bi, de-aia aplec urechile numai la cine merit\u0103.<br \/>\n       C\u0103 \u0219i oul cubic s-a scos pe pia\u021b\u0103. Dar s\u0103-i dai rom\u00e2nului vin dezalcoolizat este cea mai proast\u0103 glum\u0103 f\u0103cut\u0103 vreodat\u0103 de un investitor. Dac\u0103 nu se cherchele\u0219te, la ce s\u0103-l consume?<br \/>\n        A\u0219a se \u00eenfoaie \u0219i c\u00e2\u021biva \u021b\u00e2\u0219ti-b\u00e2\u0219ti de liceu c\u0103 au descoperit apa de la chiuvet\u0103. Dispozitivul ce tope\u0219te peturile de plastic \u0219i le transform\u0103 \u00een materie prim\u0103 pentru imprimantele 3D. Mare&#8230;. \u00cenf\u0103ptuire de doi lei dup\u0103 cel pu\u021bin 50 de ani de ,,ductilitate&#8221; \u00een cel pu\u021bin dou\u0103 fabrici buzoiene: Polimeri \u0219i Chimica. C\u0103 n-o fi cine \u0219tie ce mare diferen\u021ba \u00eentre a pompa granulele sub form\u0103 de  past\u0103 \u00een matri\u021be sau a le topi spre a scuipa particul\u0103 cu particul\u0103 c\u0103tre ,,camera&#8221; de ,,plastifiere&#8221; a formei dorite.<br \/>\n       Dac\u0103 se g\u0103se\u0219te \u0219i solu\u021bia aerisirii traficului la orice or\u0103 din zi \u0219i mai ales din noapte, pot merge pe strad\u0103 \u0219i dormi lini\u0219tit. Dar \u0219i cu 41 de km\/h nu va fi suficient s\u0103 se domoleasc\u0103 turbarea cronic\u0103 de a circula cu ma\u0219ina. Nu sexul, nu drogurile nu sunt flagelul de care trebuie s\u0103 ne temem, ci de \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u021bia \u00eencet\u0103\u021benit\u0103 a ma\u0219inilor.<br \/>\n       Dramele sunt greu de judecat. Oricum ai \u00eencerca s\u0103 c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u0219ti, te vei trezi gre\u0219ind amarnic. S\u0103-i impu\u021bi ce? Cu ce efecte? Dac\u0103 el crede c\u0103 poate compensa dispari\u021bia unei vie\u021bi cu alta, imediat la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103, dac\u0103 el nu se poate \u00eenchide \u00een sine dup\u0103 incendiu, dup\u0103 moartea fiului \u0219i a tuturor celorlal\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 priceap\u0103 c\u0103 nu mai poate fi om, ce s\u0103 sco\u021bi la el? Din moment ce n-are&#8230;. Din moment ce el se vede tr\u0103indu-\u0219i via\u021ba mai departe&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Bine c\u0103 ne mai dau al\u021bii peste nas cu vestigiile g\u0103site la noi. Casca a cu ochi. Modelul este clar persian. \u0218i cum noi nu fuser\u0103m niciodat\u0103 vreo civiliza\u021bie dup\u0103 care lumea toat\u0103 s\u0103 se uite cu admira\u021bie suprem\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 ne copieze&#8230;. Am ciupit noi de la al\u021bii.<br \/>\n       Voluntari. Deh, o localitate de tip s\u0103tesc pe vremuri. Un c\u0103tun \u00een care ilfovacii abia aveau un bo\u021b de m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103, dou\u0103 scoar\u021be de pus pe pat, maxim dou\u0103 c\u0103me\u0219i, o pereche de i\u021bari ro\u0219i \u0219i vreun c\u00e2ine r\u0103t\u0103cit \u00een b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103, bun s\u0103 semnaleze&#8230;. Sunt luat cu capul. Ce? C\u0103 vin ho\u021bii? S\u0103 ia ce? S\u0103 sar\u0103 ce pe furi\u0219? C\u0103ci nici gard nu aveau. Dar vremurile s\u0103r\u0103ciei au apus de cel pu\u021bin o perioad\u0103. \u0218i are fostul \u021b\u0103ran de ce s\u0103 se team\u0103. A dat b\u00e2ta pe pistol \u0219i lucia pauperitate pe bijuterii. O clar\u0103 invita\u021bie la furt.<br \/>\n        Fiindc\u0103 tot plantasem teama de chestiuni nelini\u0219titoare, s-a mai g\u0103sit o solu\u021bie la neajunsurile financiare ale omenirii. Nu tu microb, nu tu pandemie, nu tu accidente, porniri c\u0103tre luntrea lui Caron (c\u0103 tot m\u0103 \u00eemboldii s-o iau pe urmele bolgiilor dantescane \u0219i-mi reu\u0219i acu la ceas aniversar ionescian) mai cu praful, mai cu pac-pac. Facturi. S\u0103 fie cu sume uria\u0219e \u0219i gre\u0219ite. Administrabile septuagenarilor \u0219i octogenarilor. O! S\u0103 nu-\u0219i \u00eenchipuie nimeni c\u0103 e o solu\u021bie de cur\u0103\u021bare imediat\u0103. Nu! Cite\u0219ti acum \u0219i mori peste c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni. (&#8230;) Gogo\u0219i de jurnalist care \u00eentreprind conexiuni acolo unde nu sunt. La 88 de ani, cu factur\u0103 de infarct, f\u0103r\u0103, bat clopotele \u00een orice clipit\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>6-7 ianuarie 2024 Cunosc\u00e2nd prea bine poten\u021bialul, nu cau\u021bi acolo unde nu este. 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