{"id":22386,"date":"2024-01-04T23:08:22","date_gmt":"2024-01-04T20:08:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22386"},"modified":"2024-01-04T23:08:22","modified_gmt":"2024-01-04T20:08:22","slug":"brigada-diverse-fuma-iar-marijuana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22386","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (F)uma i(a)r m(a)rijuana"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>3 ianuarie 2024<\/strong><br \/>\n        \u0218i ce te \u00eempiedic\u0103, domnule Hru\u0219c\u0103 s\u0103 te mul\u021bume\u0219ti \u0219i azi cu pu\u021bin? Cu pu\u021bini bani pentru prestarea unor am\u0103r\u00e2te de note muzicale. \u0218i s\u0103 fii bucuros. Ce? Cam sun\u0103 a ipocrizie o atare \u201e\u00eentoarcere nostalgic\u0103\u201d \u00een timp.<br \/>\n       E adev\u0103rat. Ce-am f\u0103cut noi bun \u0219i bine ca s\u0103 cerem \u0219i de la anul curent s\u0103 fie el \u00een sine unul bun?<br \/>\n       Asiatice, zici fiu de Caramitru, nu mai cur\u00e2nd \u021big\u0103ne\u0219ti ne vor fi nu numai ora\u0219ele, ci mai ales vatra, locul de unde \u0219i unde a r\u0103s\u0103rit \u0219i s-a perpetuat na\u021bia rom\u00e2n\u0103?<br \/>\n        Nu mai pricep de ce ne \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2n\u0103m s\u0103 p\u0103str\u0103m \u00een continuare modelul p\u0103s\u0103rii pentru a ne deplasa \u00een aer? N-avem exemplul \u201eextraterestru\u201d, confirmat sau nu, c\u0103 nu e nevoie de elitre ca s\u0103 te deplasezi u\u0219or \u0219i rapid dincolo de orice \u00eenseamn\u0103 planet\u0103. Cic-ar fi lansat sua-rezii un avion secret \u00een spa\u021biu. Ca s\u0103 nu mai discut\u0103m c\u00e2t se \u0219i ne strofoc\u0103m cu tehnologii care azi sunt valabile \u0219i m\u00e2ine le schimb\u0103m. Auzi la ei, ca s\u0103-l testeze \u0219i s\u0103 func\u021bioneze c\u00e2\u021biva ani.<br \/>\n        Ditai ABBA, adic\u0103 \u201emon\u0219trii sacri\u201d \u00eenc\u0103 de la \u00eenceputul carierei. \u0218i compozi\u021bii de te ia cu fiori c\u00e2nd te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti cum le-a trecut prin cap, \u0219i interpre\u021bi de se zb\u00e2rle\u0219te p\u0103rul pe orice solit vocal, \u0219i \u00eenregistr\u0103ri care greu sunt egalate calitativ chiar \u00een zilele noastre. De ce au acceptat s\u0103 pozeze goi, indiferent dac\u0103 trupurile le sunt decupate deasupra s\u00e2nilor Agnetha-ei \u0219i Fridei? Cum s-o fi sim\u021bit Frida care declarase ani \u00een urm\u0103 c\u00e2t de traumatizat\u0103 fusese \u00een copil\u0103rie de teama ob\u00e2r\u0219iei tat\u0103lui, soldat german \u00een al doilea r\u0103zboi mondial?<br \/>\n        Apare c\u00e2te unul \u0219i c\u00e2nd vine vremea s\u0103 dispar\u0103, se lamenteaz\u0103&#8230;. Mai acu una ca Steer, concediat\u0103 (de fapt ne mai angajat\u0103 de nimeni), huiduit\u0103, amenin\u021bat\u0103&#8230;. \u00cens\u0103 dintre toate chestiunile rele, cred c-o doare cel mai mult c\u0103 e b\u00e2rfit\u0103. C-ar fi avut \u201etupeul monumental\u201d de a le exprima la liber. Vede\u021bi? P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i tupeul ei este \u201especial\u201d, \u201ede clas\u0103\u201d. Hai&#8230;.<br \/>\n        P\u0103i e foarte bine. Nu se vait\u0103 c\u0103 le stric\u0103 auzul, c\u0103 le fac ma\u0219inile praf. Ei, \u0219i ce? Nu se poate f\u0103r\u0103 artificii? Rusul moscovit a avut din nou un final de an lini\u0219tit.<br \/>\n        C\u00e2nd te roade&#8230;. Te \u00eenscrii la \u201eAsia express\u201d \u0219i faci pe nemul\u021bumita. Precum Lia Bugnar. De\u0219i \u0219tie foarte bine cine c\u00e2nt\u0103 \u0219i cine danseaz\u0103 \u00een piesele produc\u0103torilor. Fie de televiziune, fie de teatru, fie de film. Doar a jucat, doar a scris scenarii de teatru \u0219i film \u0219i a asistat \u0219i a condus actorii c\u0103tre ceea ce \u0219i-a dorit ca publicul s\u0103 perceap\u0103. Lamentarea-i? O r\u0103bufnire de om ajuns la 54 de ani, care nu mai accept\u0103 deloc s\u0103 i se impun\u0103 reguli.<br \/>\n         Le am pe ale mele concepte bine \u00eenfipte \u00een realitate. De aceea nu suport sfetnicii care nici n-au \u00eemplinit v\u00e2rsta, nici n-ar avea de ce s\u0103 dea sfaturi. De\u0219i n-ar trebui s\u0103 m\u0103 introduc cumva \u00een via\u021ba femeilor, de data aceasta m\u0103 v\u0103d nevoit s\u0103 intervin, c\u00e2t s\u0103 g\u0103sesc nod \u00een papur\u0103 acelora care cred c\u0103 pot \u00eendruma mai bine sau corect sexul slab c\u0103tre un uz al instrumentelor de \u201ere\u0219apat\u201d fa\u021ba. Cu regret le spun c\u0103 nu pot oferi lec\u021bii mai sus de clasa a IV-a.<br \/>\n         De\u0219i nu e frumos s\u0103 faci pe lupul moralist, ca mai apoi s\u0103 procedezi idemo, ofer cu titlu de gratuitate o solu\u021bie contra imixtiunilor c\u0103r\u021bii cu fe\u021be \u00een via\u021ba tihnit\u0103 a post\u0103rilor. Da\u021bi blocare c\u00e2torva chinezoi, c\u00e2torva americ\u0103nei \u0219i ve\u021bi avea ocazia s\u0103 vede\u021bi nu numai post\u0103rile alor vo\u0219tri lipite unele de altele cu o frecven\u021b\u0103 mare, ci chiar \u0219i pe cele personale mai des.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>3 ianuarie 2024 \u0218i ce te \u00eempiedic\u0103, domnule Hru\u0219c\u0103 s\u0103 te mul\u021bume\u0219ti \u0219i azi cu pu\u021bin? 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