{"id":22374,"date":"2024-01-03T16:27:48","date_gmt":"2024-01-03T13:27:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22374"},"modified":"2024-01-03T16:27:48","modified_gmt":"2024-01-03T13:27:48","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-amuseau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22374","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Amu\u0219eau"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Potop. Dintr-o dat\u0103.<br \/>\n        La ora 10 chelisem partea de acoperi\u0219. Pusesem dou\u0103 dintre grinzile lungi c\u00e2nd se porniser\u0103 a veni de sus primii fulgi. Cristi: \u201eB\u0103, m-a picurat!\u201d. \u201ePe naiba! \u021ai se pare de la cea\u021b\u0103, cade de pe copacul din strad\u0103.\u201d N-a durat un minut \u0219i am primit acelea\u0219i semnale. M\u0103 uit \u00een sus. Hait! Ninge. Urm\u0103torii fulgi se dublaser\u0103 \u0219i ne <strong>animar\u0103 <\/strong>p\u00e2n\u0103 peste poate. Repede \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 buc\u0103\u021bi de grind\u0103. \u201eSc\u00e2ndur\u0103, Cristi!\u201d At\u00e2t apucasem s\u0103 spun c\u00e2nd au dat n\u0103val\u0103 fulgii uria\u0219i. Cu nemiluita. \u00cenc\u00e2t, \u00een incanta\u021biile mele continue, \u00eel \u00eentrebai pe \u0103l de sus: \u201eCu ce \u021bi-am gre\u0219it, Doamne?\u201d. \u0218i rugativ: \u201eNu ne mai puteai l\u0103sa oleac\u0103?\u201d. Aveam z\u0103pad\u0103 \u0219i ap\u0103 &#8211; lipseau <strong>anurele<\/strong> din pantaloni la c\u00e2t clocise apa &#8211; to\u021bi, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een&#8230; <strong>anusuri<\/strong>. Flea\u0219c\u0103! Dar nu ne-am dat jos de pe cas\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 nu ne-am asigurat c\u0103 totul este \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103. Dou\u0103 ore \u00eentregi sub asediu. Tot a\u0219a, \u00een dialog surd cu divinitatea: \u201e\u0218i mata afurisit, \u0219i noi! Ce credeai, c\u0103 nu r\u0103zbim?\u201d. Purtam geaca maro confec\u021bionat\u0103 de Corina pe dos, ca s-o mai pot purta f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-i sf\u00e2\u0219ii fa\u021ba \u0219i \u00een vremuri climaterice mai pu\u021bin dramatice. Pe sub cea verde, tot de ea inventat\u0103. Talentat\u0103! Se f\u0103cuse deja 12. \u201ePlec\u0103m la mas\u0103, la uscat \u021boale \u0219i ne \u00eentoarcem.\u201d Mai c\u0103 nu m-a \u00eenjurat Cristi. Tata oricum m-a f\u0103cut \u00een fel \u0219i chip. Am ripostat cu \u201e\u0218i bani de unde luam? Nu vre\u021bi s-o termin\u0103m anul \u0103sta?\u201d. Riscasem. Puteam r\u0103ci doar intr\u00e2nd \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103ria mamei. C\u00e2te un paracetamol, un schimb uscat de \u021boale, o ciorb\u0103 fierbinte, vreo dou\u0103 pase prinse la un meci la televizor \u0219i eram ca noi. Din trei in\u0219i <strong>anemici<\/strong>, prin\u0219i de tremur\u0103turi, rebegi\u021bi, dup\u0103 cum ne catalogase mama, devenisem zmei, gata s\u0103&#8230;. S\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2nem totu\u0219i la c\u00e2t apucasem s\u0103 dezvelim \u0219i urma s\u0103 acoperim rapid cu tabl\u0103, c\u0103ci <strong>anun\u021bul<\/strong> meu, \u00een \u0219ag\u0103, \u201eDup\u0103 ce ispr\u0103vim col\u021bul \u0219i dolia mergem mai departe.\u201d, c\u0103p\u0103tase o serie de apostrof\u0103ri virulente. \u00centr-un soi de <strong>animare<\/strong> turbat\u0103, ca s\u0103 nu ne trezim iar\u0103\u0219i cu un puhoi de nea peste noi, am \u201eazv\u00e2rlit\u201d repede dolia, dup\u0103 cele c\u00e2teva \u0219or\u021buri montate, i-am prins de br\u00e2ne\u021be copcile t\u0103iate \u0219i ne-am pus pe treab\u0103 serioas\u0103. D\u0103-i \u0219i d\u0103-i. \u00cen trei ore, cu col\u021buri, cu clin, am sf\u00e2r\u0219it-o! Ce r\u0103m\u0103sese de \u00eenvelit, \u00een pondere cam jum\u0103tate, a fost pe soare, danturat, suficient c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu ne \u00eenghe\u021be \u021b\u00e2rloaiele, s\u0103 nu ne-n\u021bepeneasc\u0103 c\u00e2rna\u021bii, altfel le-am fi lovit la b\u0103tutul de cuie de tabl\u0103. Cu ni\u021bic\u0103 baft\u0103 i-am \u00eencheiat toate coamele, \u00een\u021bu\u021burugatele creste \u0219i&#8230;. Urma s\u0103 facem jgheaburile \u0219i burlanele. De jur-\u00eemprejur. Pl\u0103tite fuser\u0103, montate fuser\u0103. Man\u0103 cereasc\u0103 pentru finalul de an.<br \/>\n          Cea de pe urm\u0103 lucrare la spital&#8230;. Diferit\u0103 total de celelalte. Nu remediere de tabl\u0103, nu schimburi de sc\u00e2ndur\u0103, nu pluviale. Ci&#8230; ptiu c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu s\u0103 le mai spun pe nume. Mi-oi aduce aminte. \u00cen fine, \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103minte peste stratul de vat\u0103 de sticl\u0103 \u0219i vata de sticl\u0103 peste \u021bevile ce transport\u0103 apa cald\u0103 de la centrala termic\u0103 spre caloriferele din fiecare salon, cabinet&#8230;. Dou\u0103 tronsoane paralele, la prea mic\u0103 distan\u021b\u0103 unele de altele, cu un traseu \u00eentortocheat. Din punctul ce pleac\u0103 din central\u0103 \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 unde se \u00eenfige \u00een cl\u0103direa spitalului. Ca s\u0103 nu discut la plural, un cot, cam trei metri \u00een sus, alt cot, c\u00e2t \u021bine drumul asfaltat, \u0219ase-\u0219apte metri, cot, trei metri \u00een jos, cot, o linie&#8230;. Tubulatura mamii ei! Salvat de so\u021bie. O linie de opt metri. Alt cot, alt\u0103 linie scurt\u0103 de vreo doi metri \u0219i alt cot. <strong>Aparent<\/strong>, la prima vedere, eram chiti\u021bi s\u0103 d\u0103m bir cu fugi\u021bii. P\u0103\u021bisem suficiente neajunsuri la Meridian. \u0218i la coturi, \u0219i la tubulaturi. Ne spusesem &#8211; a\u0219a se aprinde \u00een minte sc\u00e2nteia, dup\u0103 ce aduni metri \u0219i \u00eenmul\u021be\u0219ti cu leii -, atunci, c\u0103 se poate. \u0218i ne costase: timp prelungit fa\u021b\u0103 de ce estimasem, chin la feliile micu\u021be, priviri dispre\u021buitoare la adresa c\u00e2torva p\u0103r\u021bi din toat\u0103 lucrarea. Frigul \u0219i \u00een\u0103l\u021bimea&#8230;. Le trecusem cu vederea, dar abia la final.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Potop. Dintr-o dat\u0103. La ora 10 chelisem partea de acoperi\u0219. Pusesem dou\u0103 dintre grinzile lungi c\u00e2nd se porniser\u0103 a veni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22374"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22374"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22375,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22374\/revisions\/22375"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}