{"id":22315,"date":"2023-12-27T01:00:08","date_gmt":"2023-12-26T22:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22315"},"modified":"2023-12-27T01:00:08","modified_gmt":"2023-12-26T22:00:08","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-ancolez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22315","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Ancolez"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       \u201eUrzeala\u201d&#8230; t\u00e2rgului mi-l face neam (fiu sau nepot) al unui ins c\u0103ruia i s-a scurtat via\u021ba&#8230;.<br \/>\n       P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i bunica mea cic-ar fi fost o perioad\u0103 \u00een amantl\u00e2c sau chiar mariaj de scurt\u0103 durat\u0103 cu personajul decedat \u00eentr-o \u00eent\u00e2mplare de pomin\u0103 pe la Z\u0103plazi. Taximetrist, i s-ar fi luat g\u00e2tul de c\u0103tre un client neg\u0103sit nici \u00een ziua de azi. De\u0219i exist\u0103 \u0219i-un alt fapt asem\u0103n\u0103tor relatat \u00eentr-un mini roman de c\u0103tre Matinc\u0103 Costea, asem\u0103n\u0103tor c-un biciclist, dar pe alt drum, spre Voetin sau Coroteni. Ghinion curat, niciunul nu purta \u201e<strong>amuleta<\/strong>\u201d protectoare, niciunul n-a g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 la ceas de sear\u0103 nebunii sunt treji \u0219i pu\u0219i pe rele. G\u00e2ndind acum, cele dou\u0103 epoci, \u00een care m-am n\u0103scut, am tr\u0103it \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 vie\u021buiesc, nu difer\u0103 cu nimic. Oric\u00e2t de restrictiv sistemul socialist, n-a putut opri schemele atinse de scleroz\u0103 ale lunaticilor, imbecililor, criminalilor, violatorilor, punga\u0219ilor \u0219i ho\u021bilor. Ba \u00eenc\u0103 sunt gata s\u0103 pun r\u0103m\u0103\u0219ag c\u0103 a \u00eentrecut vremurile curente \u00een f\u0103r\u0103delegi.<br \/>\n       Ce-a fost a trecut \u0219i s-au uitat definitiv. Fiecare \u0219i-a v\u0103zut de-ale lui. Mircea de repara\u021bii la ma\u0219inu\u021be, noi de mici sau mai mari \u0219i complicate lucr\u0103ri. Jgheaburi, burlane, frumos ticluite, frumos montate, de\u0219i \u00eentr-un spa\u021biu ultra limitat. De flori &#8211; so\u021bia lui \u00een\u021besase fiecare petic de p\u0103m\u00e2nt r\u0103mas cu soiuri variate &#8211; \u0219i de str\u00e2mtimea cur\u021bii. Bun\u0103 pentru o familie de pensionari, nu pentru oameni activi \u0219i \u00eenal\u021bi precum Mircea. \u0218i c\u00e2t ne-am ferit, tot am \u201eluat via\u021ba\u201d c\u00e2torva tije florale. <strong>Anex\u00e2nd<\/strong> garajul, nu ni s-a f\u0103cut niciun serviciu. Cei cinci metri de jgheab \u0219i burlanul s-au a\u0219ezat mai greu. Nu p\u0103m\u00e2nt, \u00eens\u0103 ghivecele cu flori erau \u00eentinse pe&#8230;. Nu ciment, ci acoperi\u0219ul garajului atelier. Peste tabl\u0103&#8230; te fere\u0219ti s\u0103 n-o \u00eendoi, s\u0103 n-o g\u0103ure\u0219ti. Ca s\u0103 nu pierzi timp \u0219i m\u00e2n\u0103 de lucru la remediat.<br \/>\n       Le trec la <strong>anomale<\/strong>. Existen\u021ba unei biserici \u00een incinta spitalului. Mutarea medicului infec\u021bionist \u00een liliputana cl\u0103dire \u00een care alt\u0103dat\u0103 se f\u0103ceau oficii de primire \u00een spitalul vechi. Cele dou\u0103 \u201earipi\u201d ale semicercului din mijlocul lui. Dou\u0103 paralelipipede&#8230;. Defecte. Pe atunci doamna Dediulescu \u021binea fr\u00e2iele \u0219i prin d\u00e2nsa am ajuns s\u0103 despuiem cele dou\u0103 obiecte imobiliare&#8230; ciudate. Nu neobi\u0219nuite, dar \u201er\u0103s\u0103rite\u201d \u0219i acoperite ca dou\u0103 str\u0103ine. Neimportant ce ad\u0103postesc. <strong>Apelase<\/strong> la noi \u00een virtutea faptului c\u0103 eram aproape vecini \u0219i cuno\u0219tea renumele familiei. Meseria\u0219i de prim rang, buni la toate. \u0218i vom mai fi primit recomand\u0103ri \u0219i de la al\u021bi medici. Ca s\u0103 ai acces pe acoperi\u0219, trebuie s\u0103 iei piepti\u0219 sc\u0103rile uneia dintre intr\u0103ri, s\u0103 traversezi un \u00eentreg etaj p\u00e2n\u0103 la gura de pod. \u0218i-n el, la fel, s\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti, dup\u0103 alt\u0103 traversare, ie\u0219irea. Prin toate s\u0103 strecori lada cu scule, alte accesorii \u0219i scule, scara, niscai unelte pentru lipit, de t\u0103iat. Cum s\u0103 nu plou\u0103? Pant\u0103 ioc \u0219i o lemn\u0103rie pe dedesubt f\u0103cut\u0103 de m\u00e2ntuial\u0103. Dou\u0103 pante la fel de greu de explicat. Existen\u021ba a dou\u0103 r\u00e2nduri de col\u021buri ridic\u0103 probabilitatea ca apa s\u0103 z\u0103boveasc\u0103 \u00een mai multe locuri \u0219i s\u0103 parcurg\u0103, \u00een func\u021bie de cantitatea de precipita\u021bii, drumul meandrat al fal\u021burilor spre sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 \u0219i implicit c\u0103tre tavan. \u0218ti\u021bi cum reducem posibilitatea aceasta nedorit\u0103: punem destul\u0103 past\u0103 de oxid de zinc la fal\u021buri \u0219i t\u0103iem din foaia de tabl\u0103 de doi pe unu foarte pu\u021bine buc\u0103\u021bi, cel mult dou\u0103 sau deloc. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eUrzeala\u201d&#8230; t\u00e2rgului mi-l face neam (fiu sau nepot) al unui ins c\u0103ruia i s-a scurtat via\u021ba&#8230;. 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