{"id":22302,"date":"2023-12-25T16:37:59","date_gmt":"2023-12-25T13:37:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22302"},"modified":"2023-12-25T16:37:59","modified_gmt":"2023-12-25T13:37:59","slug":"brigada-diverse-era-bere-ligia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22302","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (E)ra (b)ere, Ligi(a)!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>24 decembrie 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n        Acum c\u0103 prea \u201ee mul\u021bi\u201d, acum c\u0103 mai \u201ee \u0219i la anu bani\u201d pentru prosumatori. Deh, plas\u0103 pentru mu\u0219te. Adunarea, fra\u021bilor, la impozitare pentru prosumare!<br \/>\n        Iaca, mai ieri abia \u201eo su&#8217; de kilometri\u201d, pe la pr\u00e2nz, tot ieri, vreo dou\u0103. \u0218i ca azi, de diminea\u021b\u0103, ajunser\u0103m la 850.000 de metri autonomie la ma\u0219inile electrice. A\u0219a mai vii de-acas\u0103. Mai ales c\u0103-n ritmul acesta m\u00e2ine vom putea merge cu dou\u0103 g\u0103letu\u0219e de curent electric toat\u0103 via\u021ba.<br \/>\n        Una este s\u0103 ai chemare pentru o via\u021b\u0103 monahal\u0103 \u0219i alta este s\u0103 fi chefuit \u0219i benchetuit ani \u00eentregi \u0219i brusc s\u0103 te apuce dorul de Dumnezeu. Nici N\u0103lbaru, nici Bodo \u0219i nici Dida Dr\u0103gan &#8211; aduse \u00een prim plan de-un s\u0103itule\u021b &#8211; n-au fost \u0219i nu vor fi u\u0219i de biseric\u0103. Fiindc\u0103 se \u0219tie, doar cel ce a gre\u0219it mai poate gre\u0219i.<br \/>\n        Dovada vie \u0219i prea plin\u0103 de sine, Delia, care dac\u0103 a rupt vreun prag de bisericu\u021b\u0103, a f\u0103cut-o doar din cu totul alte motive \u0219i cu alte ocazii. Cazul ei nu are leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu al celorlal\u021bi, deda\u021bi la \u00eenchinare cu program zilnic, \u00eens\u0103 subliniaz\u0103 personalitatea lor cu totul egocentrist\u0103. De nu era femeie, a\u0219 fi zis ca \u0219i voi la fel: e b\u0103rbat, mai d\u0103-n st\u00e2nga \u0219i-n dreapta, mai fete\u0219te \u0219i el ni\u021bel. Dar tu muiere s\u0103 consideri \u0219i procrearea, \u0219i copilul o inutilitate&#8230;. Auzi la ea: c\u0103 o s\u0103 aib\u0103 stres toat\u0103 via\u021ba \u0219i scapi de el doar c\u00e2nd mori. \u0218tii ce \u00ee\u021bi doresc? Cana aceea din popor cu ap\u0103 la anii-n care vei fi zb\u00e2rcit\u0103 \u0219i cu glasul de \u0219mirghel.<br \/>\n        Blitz-en dou\u0103zeci \u0219i patru &#8211; mai de-ai no\u0219tri d-aci &#8211; inventeaz\u0103&#8230;. Realizeaz\u0103 ei niscai leg\u0103turi&#8230;. Precum spun \u0103ia prin bancuri glume azi \u0219i r\u00e2zi m\u00e2ine. Muri un fl\u0103c\u0103u subit la doi ani de la vaccin. Hai c\u0103 n-are nici \u00een clin \u0219i cu at\u00e2t mai pu\u021bin \u00een m\u00e2nec\u0103.<br \/>\n       M\u0103i b\u0103iatule, de unde e\u0219ti tu de pi colo din str\u0103in\u0103t\u0103\u021buri, cu tot euronews-ul t\u0103u, nu te-a \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat nea Will c\u0103 a scrie c\u00e2ntece echivaleaz\u0103 cu a scrie note muzicale? Cum \u201eAm scris un c\u00e2ntec&#8230; (&#8230;) Mihai Toma&#8230;\u201d a f\u0103cut muzica \u0219i \u201e&#8230; eu am inventat cuvinte.\u201d? Ottley, mergi la un curs de limb\u0103, s\u0103 \u021bi se explice sensul cuvintelor.<br \/>\n       \u0218i m\u0103 simt amenin\u021bat \u0219i de vremea rea&#8230;. C\u00e2t despre via\u021ba de pe alte planete \u0219i posibilul pericol, numai noi oamenii ne putem \u00eenchipui relele cele mai rele. S\u0103 vin\u0103 ei mai \u00eent\u00e2i \u0219i-om mai vedea.<br \/>\n       S-a z\u0103p\u0103cit \u021bara toat\u0103 cu imnul c\u00e2ntat cu viu grai. C\u0103 l\u0103utar, c\u0103 fii, s-o l\u0103s\u0103m mai moale cu artificiile astea \u201eartistice\u201d. \u0218i vezi doamne ce? C\u0103 \u0103sta a \u201edat-o\u201d irepro\u0219abil \u0219i c\u0103 a \u00eenflorit-o la 1 decembrie Andra? Acolo dorea\u021bi s\u0103 bate\u021bi, \u201estima\u021bi\u201d colegi?<br \/>\n       Dorm lini\u0219tit de azi \u00eenainte. Cel care a n\u0103\u0219it AI-ul e sigur c\u0103 mai mult nu poate. C\u0103 acumuleaz\u0103, c\u0103 face ligamente \u00eentre variante de r\u0103spuns &#8211; de altminteri puse acolo tot de-o m\u00e2n\u0103 de om -, nimic de zis. Dar cic\u0103 tot n-o pricepe p-asta: c\u0103 A=B ar fi tot acela\u0219i lucru cu B=A. Comutativitatea, fir-ar!<br \/>\n       Sunt chestiuni pe care nu le pot accepta. \u0218i totu\u0219i ele se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103. Se poart\u0103 ast\u0103zi \u00een \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt o ciudat\u0103 echivalare. Facultate de Drept egal facultate de educa\u021bie fizic\u0103 \u0219i sport. \u00cens\u0103 punctul de plecare este altul. Un profesor de istorie care, sup\u0103rat pe ce-or mai fi \u0219i alea testele Pisa, \u00ee\u0219i propune o reevaluare personal\u0103 a metodei de predare. La final l\u0103s\u00e2nd o urm\u0103 neclar\u0103 dac\u0103 blameaz\u0103 sau nu noul \u0219i vechiul sistem de \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt. Totu\u0219i, m\u0103 mir\u0103, dup\u0103 \u0219irul de autopropuneri &#8211; imposibil\u0103 cel pu\u021bin una, asigurarea c\u0103 elevii lui au \u00een\u021beles ce li s-a predat \u00een numai pu\u021bin de zece r\u00e2nduri; f\u0103cu el socoteala c\u0103 doar s\u0103 \u00eentrebe pe fiecare de zece ori pre\u021b de cinci secunde \u0219i s\u0103 a\u0219tepte r\u0103spunsul convenabil cel pu\u021bin zece secunde ar cheltui din or\u0103&#8230;, dar care or\u0103? 15 sec ori 10 \u00eenseamn\u0103 2 minute \u0219i jum\u0103tate, ori 30 de elevi&#8230; excede cursul &#8211; cum el pred\u0103 istoria \u0219i face, printre altele, apel la \u0219i alte materii (o metod\u0103 pe care o aprob): \u201eistorie, geografie, literatur\u0103. B\u0103, suntem pro\u0219ti? M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 mai bag\u0103 o fizic\u0103, o astronomie, o matematic\u0103, o muzic\u0103, na, ca s\u0103 suscite interesul pentru personajele istorice, datele \u0219i faptele lor memorabile. \u0218i tu-mi vii cu materii complementare? \u0218i-ar mai fi un ce c\u0103ruia i-a\u0219 da not\u0103 minim\u0103. Toate cele opt puncte, vizibil afi\u0219ate ca inova\u021bii, fac parte din practica profesional\u0103 a oric\u0103rui dasc\u0103l.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>24 decembrie 2023 Acum c\u0103 prea \u201ee mul\u021bi\u201d, acum c\u0103 mai \u201ee \u0219i la anu bani\u201d pentru prosumatori. 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