{"id":22290,"date":"2023-12-22T02:25:28","date_gmt":"2023-12-21T23:25:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22290"},"modified":"2023-12-22T02:25:28","modified_gmt":"2023-12-21T23:25:28","slug":"brigada-diverse-tica-tiganca-ma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22290","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (\u021a)ica \u021bigan(c)a, (m)\u0103!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>21 decembrie 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n          Cu nea \u0103sta cu musta\u021b\u0103 \u0219i \u0219efel peste \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt m-a\u0219 lua la tr\u00e2nt\u0103. Cu toate c\u0103 nu merit\u0103 efortul. L-ar putea ciufuli leaturile (printre care \u0219i cei ce azi \u00eei sunt colegi de serviciu) pe care, prin afirma\u021biile lui g\u0103unoase, i-a intitulat, lovind cu manta, pro\u0219ti. C\u0103 mintea lor nu se compar\u0103 cu a celor de azi.<br \/>\n        Atunci las\u0103-i, bre, nea ministre peste \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tur\u0103, \u0219i pe elevi, \u0219i pe loazele de p\u0103rin\u021bi s\u0103 mi \u021bi-i apostrofeze \u0219i chiar s\u0103 \u021bi-i bruscheze pe profesori, \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tori \u0219i educatori c\u0103 nu le-au r\u0103spuns pe whatsapp dup\u0103 ora 21. Las\u0103-i, c\u0103 li-i mintea mai \u201eceva\u201d ca a ta!<br \/>\n       Nu multe cuvinte determin\u0103 o p\u0103rere piezi\u0219\u0103. Oricare persoana, c\u00e2nd nu este \u00een stare s\u0103 \u00eempart\u0103 cu alta orice, s\u0103 se a\u0219tepte la mai nimic. Chiar \u0219i cei c\u0103rora le este \u00een fire, dep\u0103\u0219ind cadrul conjugal, se trezesc la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be singuri singurei. Atare \u201efaimoasa\u201d Carmen \u0218erban, dest\u0103inuit\u0103 presei, arunc\u00e2nd public \u201emotivul\u201d refuzului c\u0103s\u0103toriei p\u00e2n\u0103 la frumoasa v\u00e2rsta de 52 de ani. C\u00e2nd nu mai po\u021bi face nimic pentru scopul venirii tale pe lume. OK, nu toat\u0103 lumea trebuie \u0219i poate procrea. Dar c\u00e2nd po\u021bi \u0219i nu o faci, parc\u0103 e p\u0103cat de la\u2026.<br \/>\n      Bazaconii \u00een construc\u021bii vezi oriunde. Pe la al\u021bii\u2026. Ba \u0219osele pe la mijlocul blocurilor, ba pe deasupra lor. Tot cei de la ultimul etaj, oropsi\u021bii. Sc\u0103par\u0103 de ploaie, dar o deter\u0103 \u00een umbr\u0103, zgomote \u0219i vibra\u021bii.<br \/>\n        Am speculat momentul \u0219i fiindc\u0103 e de r\u00e2s, am re\u021binut instantaneul cu placa \u201eadi\u021bional\u0103\u201d virtual\u0103 de la limita ora\u0219ului Baia-Mare: \u201eNe-a fugit primarul!\u201d. Acu pentru ce, ei \u0219tiu. Mai vor unul la fel, vor pe altul imaculat, sp\u0103lat\u2026.<br \/>\n      B\u0103, un strop de soare \u0219i se umple fotovoltaica de energie. De-o fi \u0219i un pic de z\u0103pad\u0103, reflect\u0103 de mama focului \u0219i face mai dihai vol\u021bi. Pe-o asemenea premis\u0103 merg \u0219i elve\u021bienii. Mai mult iarna dec\u00e2t vara. De\u0219i era logic: atunci e mai mare nevoie de electricitate.<br \/>\n     Mare \u0219tire pe 29 noiembrie. C\u0103-i intr\u0103 Buz\u0103ului ciclonul pe sub u\u0219\u0103 \u0219i \u00eel portocaliaz\u0103 prognozistic. \u0218i m\u0103 uitai pe vremea cea de toate orele \u0219i zilele \u0219i da un soare pi colo\u2026.<br \/>\n      Dup\u0103 ma\u0219inile electrice, fotovoltaicele vor fi sanc\u021bionate. C\u0103 n-ar fi firesc s\u0103 prosumezi, c\u0103 instalarea unei puteri de produc\u021bie peste maximul posibil de consum ar trebui pedepsit\u0103. Sunt doar curios: cine a inventat versiunea calului m\u0103gar? Nu tot \u0103\u0219tia care acum retracteaz\u0103 au venit cu metoda \u0219i cuv\u00e2ntul bat\u0103-l vina?<br \/>\n        M\u0103i&#8230; \u201erom\u00e2ne\u201d, nu are planuri nimeni cu tine, cu at\u00e2t mai pu\u021bin cel de-l invoci cu \u201emulta\u201d-\u021bi \u201eevlavie\u201d. C\u00e2t despre \u201enu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 apuc\u201d, acest \u201es\u0103-mi produc\u201d&#8230; fericire \u0219i pl\u0103cere personal\u0103 pentru nu mai pu\u021bin de propria mul\u021bumire c\u0103 oglinda ar ar\u0103ta ce trebuie, e, domnule Dimanche, o dovad\u0103 de egocentrism. Merge\u021bi totu\u0219i la medic, dac\u0103 prietenii s-au \u00eengrijorat pe m\u0103sura mesajului. O boal\u0103 &#8211; jurnali\u0219tii o au &#8211; zace-n dumneavoastr\u0103. A! Pun la r\u00e2ndu-mi p.s.: nu a\u0219a se cere iertare.<br \/>\n        Bun. \u0218i nu e bine? \u00cens\u0103 ce relevan\u021b\u0103 ar avea statistica ce a\u0219eaz\u0103 al\u0103turi China \u0219i Europa (nu ambele sunt \u021b\u0103ri ca s\u0103 \u00eentrege\u0219ti o demonstra\u021bie) ca fiind frunta\u0219e la instalarea surselor alternative de producere a energiei electrice \u00een anul curent? C\u0103 de vor fi fost pro\u0219ti iat\u0103, s-au de\u0219teptat (numai Burduja are p\u0103reri contrare \u0219i neortodoxe la adresa expansiunii independen\u021bei energetice)? C\u0103 Europa se crede \u0219i ea la fel de m\u0103rea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i potent\u0103 precum China?<br \/>\n        Vom vedea unde poate ajunge combinatorica DeepMind \u0219i c\u00e2t de relevante sunt substan\u021bele \u201ecreate\u201d prin simpla \u0219i multipla \u00eempreunare pe calcul (de luat ca h\u00e2rtie&#8230;) electronic. Nu sperie pe nimeni, mai bine zis nu \u00eengrijoreaz\u0103 c\u0103 fascina\u021bia descoperirilor a disp\u0103rut cu totul \u00een momentul c\u00e2nd un \u00eentreg istoric al chimiei a fost \u00een doar c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni dep\u0103\u0219it \u0219i enorm de mult surclasat. 400.000 de noi materiale, dintre care vreo 736 au fost deja verificate. Nu se spune dec\u00e2t c\u0103 \u201erezultatele sunt promi\u021b\u0103toare\u201d. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>21 decembrie 2023 Cu nea \u0103sta cu musta\u021b\u0103 \u0219i \u0219efel peste \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt m-a\u0219 lua la tr\u00e2nt\u0103. 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