{"id":22222,"date":"2023-12-10T23:20:07","date_gmt":"2023-12-10T20:20:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22222"},"modified":"2023-12-10T23:20:07","modified_gmt":"2023-12-10T20:20:07","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-factura","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22222","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Factura"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 350px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 350\/360;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Factura<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A venit iarna \u0219i gerul<br \/>\n\u0219i-a-nghe\u021bat caloriferul,<br \/>\ndar pe noi ne trec c\u0103lduri<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd ne uit\u0103m la facturi!<\/p>\n<p>Factura-i pe primu` plan,<br \/>\nnu virusul din Wuhan!<br \/>\nRenun\u021bi la imunitate<br \/>\npentru electricitate!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i mai mare e necazul<br \/>\ndac\u0103-\u021bi taie \u0103\u0219tia gazul!<br \/>\nChiar de te \u00eemboln\u0103ve\u0219ti,<br \/>\nfactura tot o pl\u0103te\u0219ti!<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen \u0103st timp, la Cotroceni,<br \/>\nst\u0103 o glug\u0103 de coceni<br \/>\ncare \u021bine conferin\u021be<br \/>\ndespre noile tendin\u021be.<\/p>\n<p>Spune calm, asimptomatic<br \/>\ndespre factorul climatic,<br \/>\n\u0219i cum s-ar preda \u00een \u0219coal\u0103<br \/>\ndespre-nc\u0103lzirea global\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i cum poate o factur\u0103<br \/>\ns\u0103 astupe o sp\u0103rtur\u0103<br \/>\n\u00een stratul cel de ozon,<br \/>\nce-i c\u00e2rpit cu Omicron&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Astfel, domnul pre\u0219edinte,<br \/>\nprive\u0219te tot \u00eenainte,<br \/>\ncopiii fiind viitorul,<br \/>\nce ne vor salva poporul&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00cens\u0103, dup\u0103 mintea mea,<br \/>\nnu \u0219tiu cum va ajuta<br \/>\nscumpirea electricit\u0103\u021bii<br \/>\ncre\u0219terea&#8230; natalit\u0103\u021bii?<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i cum s\u0103-\u021bi mai ard\u0103, frate,<br \/>\nca, dup\u0103 acestea toate,<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd suntem a\u0219a alergici,<br \/>\ns\u0103 mai faci copii energici?<\/p>\n<p>Vom ajunge-n a\u0219a hal,<br \/>\nca \u00een patul conjugal,<br \/>\ns\u0103 nu dormi dac\u0103 n-ai luat,<br \/>\nverdele certificat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Iar so\u021bia, \u00ee\u021bi va cere<br \/>\nun permis de&#8230; procreare,<br \/>\n\u0219i dac\u0103, cumva, nu-l ai,<br \/>\nla amor e mare&#8230; bai!<\/p>\n<p>Deci, problema-n Rom\u00e2nia,<br \/>\nnu mai este pandemia,<br \/>\nc\u0103ci a venit alt necaz:<br \/>\npre\u021bul la curent \u0219i gaz!<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd, se va-nc\u0103lzi p\u0103m\u00e2ntul<br \/>\niar pe-aici va bate v\u00e2ntul<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd unii vor fi departe,<br \/>\npleca\u021bi pe planeta Marte,<\/p>\n<p>Vor r\u0103m\u00e2ne doar, rom\u00e2nii,<br \/>\n\u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it, st\u0103p\u00e2nii Lumii,<br \/>\nce \u0219i-atunci o s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103<br \/>\no factur\u0103&#8230; p\u0103m\u00e2nteasc\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Factura A venit iarna \u0219i gerul \u0219i-a-nghe\u021bat caloriferul, dar pe noi ne trec c\u0103lduri c\u00e2nd ne uit\u0103m la facturi! 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