{"id":22195,"date":"2023-12-03T23:20:50","date_gmt":"2023-12-03T20:20:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22195"},"modified":"2023-12-03T23:20:50","modified_gmt":"2023-12-03T20:20:50","slug":"brigada-diverse-ars-urla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22195","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (A)rs, u(r)la"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>3 decembrie 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n           Te cred \u0219i eu, statul la telefon c\u00e2nd \u021b\u00e2\u021ba \u00eenc\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi prie\u0219te \u0219i nu \u021bi s-a f\u0103cut lehamite de laptele mamar e derutant pentru sp\u0103l\u0103tura numit\u0103 creier. \u0218i a\u0219a pare pu\u021bin s\u0103 se declan\u0219eze doar autismul. Este chestiunea cea mai pu\u021bin grav\u0103. Problema este s\u0103 scapi \u201es\u0103n\u0103tos\u201d dup\u0103 un \u201etratament\u201d cu telefonul la 0-3 ani, iar de la 16 ani \u00eencolo s\u0103 faci pe nebunul, f\u0103r\u0103 nicio declara\u021bie de \u201econformitate\u201d.<br \/>\n           Un om &#8211; o ma\u0219in\u0103. Un om &#8211; dou\u0103 ma\u0219ini. Un om&#8230;. C\u00e2te, fra\u021bilor, s\u0103 duc\u0103 \u0219i financiar, \u0219i utilitar unul singur? Concluzioneaz\u0103 \u0219eful Toyota c\u0103 oamenii s-au cam s\u0103turat \u0219i de ma\u0219inile electrice, c\u0103 oamenii s-au saturat de c\u00e2te produse i se v\u00e2r\u0103 pe g\u00e2t cu fel de fel de \u201estrategii\u201d statale sau publicitare? C\u0103 oamenii \u00eencep s\u0103 deschid\u0103 ochii?<br \/>\n          O nebunie \u0219i cu AI-ul, \u0219i cu ChatGpt-ul. Ca vezi doamne Sam Altman ar fi f\u0103cut nu \u0219tiu ce m\u00e2n\u0103rii \u0219i Musk \u00eel d\u0103 \u00een g\u00e2t lumii \u00eentregi. Bun, inteligen\u021b\u0103 artificial\u0103 s\u0103 ce?<br \/>\n         \u00cen aer&#8230;. P\u0103i \u00een aer plutesc&#8230;, nici n-am numere s\u0103 le contabilizez, infinite particule. \u0218i se \u00eenfoaie unii de o reu\u0219it\u0103 epocal\u0103. Ceva ce nici nu se vede, ridicat \u00een aer f\u0103r\u0103 sprijin extern. M\u0103sura\u021bi, v\u0103 rog, 100 de nanometri.<br \/>\n         Al\u021bii se tot op\u0103resc de originea rasei umane. C\u00e2nd noi abia ne mi\u0219c\u0103m pe suprafa\u021ba p\u0103m\u00e2ntului, prin ape \u0219i prin aer, acum, c\u00e2nd tehnologiile sunt de v\u00e2rf &#8211; mi se cunoa\u0219te opinia, n-am revolu\u021bionat nimic, existen\u021ba tuturor mijloacelor tehnice sunt consecin\u021ba naturii materiei -, ni se propune \u201e\u0219ocanta\u201d teorie a form\u0103rii \u0219i primordialei dezvolt\u0103ri ale rasei (raselor) omene\u0219ti pe Marte. Nimic de obiectat. Doresc numai o p\u0103rere despre locul unde toate animalele \u00ee\u0219i au ob\u00e2r\u0219ia. \u0218i ele tot pe&#8230;? La temperatura aceea infernal de sc\u0103zut\u0103?<br \/>\n          Doar uimitor spre&#8230; poate primi \u0219tirea despre un proiect &#8211; ca altele &#8211; ce va s\u0103 lege Dubaiul de Mumbai. \u0218i \u0219ti\u021bi cum \u201ev\u00e2nd\u201d scriitorii de articole gogo\u0219i. Plaseaz\u0103 o imagine prezumtiv\u0103, inoculeaz\u0103 ideea c\u0103 se poate circula pe sub ap\u0103 ca pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt. A\u0219a arat\u0103 trenul plasat pe fundul oceanului, f\u0103r\u0103 nicio acoperire&#8230;. Ca s\u0103 nu pic de fraier &#8211; v\u0103 sugerez s\u0103 proceda\u021bi cum eu \u00een r\u00e2ndurile urm\u0103toare -, am trecut de la boul la poart\u0103 nou\u0103 la tipul studios. Chiar dac\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la dumirirea \u201etotal\u0103\u201d a fost cale lung\u0103. Cu o vitez\u0103 de numai 600 km pe or\u0103, am ajuns la final, levit\u00e2nd magnetic. Printr-un tunel submersibil.<br \/>\n          M\u0103 mai ocup cu de-ale c\u00e2ntatului. \u00cens\u0103 nu m\u0103 omor dup\u0103 fitece am\u0103nunte despre \u201eobiecte\u201d insignifiante. \u0218i dac\u0103 asta este \u0219tire de prime time a google-ului, s\u0103 am pardon, ne-am t\u00e2mpit. Auzi la ei, recenzie la o chitar\u0103&#8230; Yamaha. \u0218i acustic\u0103, \u00eentr-o er\u0103 \u00een care p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i capacul de toalet\u0103 prezint\u0103 mai multe date tehnice \u0219i este mai tehnologizat.<br \/>\n          Nici ursul, nici schitul P\u0103pu\u0219a nu m\u0103 interesau \u00een mod deosebit. Ba chiar deloc. S-au umplut casele de Mo\u0219i Martini, m\u0103icu\u021bele sunt pui\u021b\u0103 pe unde g\u00e2nde\u0219ti mai pu\u021bin. Mi-au atras aten\u021bia conservele la care bl\u0103nosul a tras. O trage oricare urs la m\u00e2ncare, \u00eens\u0103 nu-mi puteam \u00eenchipui c\u0103 s-ar \u00eendr\u0103gosti lulea de cilindrii de tabl\u0103 care nu miros mai deloc la exterior, cum nu-mi pot \u00eenchipui ce fel de conserve exist\u0103 pe la m\u0103n\u0103stiri. Fiindc\u0103 acum vreo dou\u0103 decenii, \u00een vizit\u0103 de lucru prin zona ortodox\u0103 vr\u00e2ncean\u0103 am constatat c\u0103 femeile acelea tr\u0103iesc \u00eentr-o austeritate total\u0103, nici vorb\u0103 de urm\u0103 de tinichea cu comestibilit\u0103\u021bi, mai ales c\u0103 nici cele de consum zilnic, proaspete, nu erau pentru un mirean de r\u00e2nd u\u0219or \u00eengurgitabile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>3 decembrie 2023 Te cred \u0219i eu, statul la telefon c\u00e2nd \u021b\u00e2\u021ba \u00eenc\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi prie\u0219te \u0219i nu \u021bi s-a f\u0103cut<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22195"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22195"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22196,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22195\/revisions\/22196"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}