{"id":22175,"date":"2023-11-28T17:53:57","date_gmt":"2023-11-28T14:53:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22175"},"modified":"2023-11-28T17:53:57","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T14:53:57","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-angaria","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22175","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Angaria"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         Noroc c\u0103 a tras Cristi de-a valma. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 a\u0219tepte, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 consulte. C\u0103 pusesem pe h\u00e2rtie \u0219i h\u00e2rtia a min\u021bit.<br \/>\n         Am mai pus o dat\u0103 zece metri. Cifrele \u0219i numerele fiec\u0103rui tronson unele sub altele, \u00eempreunate c\u00e2te dou\u0103, apoi, iar \u00eemperecheate, ca la final s\u0103 ias\u0103 88 de metri, \u00een loc de 78. \u0218i ei mul\u021bi c\u00e2nd imprecizia e l\u0103sat\u0103 s\u0103 ac\u021bioneze \u00een voie. \u201eM\u0103 <strong>am\u0103gi\u0219i<\/strong>, num\u0103r bezmetic!\u201d Dar r\u0103ul a fost \u00een binele nostru. Nu \u00een prima zi. Am decis s\u0103 d\u0103m ocol casei dinspre dreapta. Tronsonul bucluca\u0219, din spate, s-a l\u0103sat greu adus la conformitate. L-am despicat \u00een dou\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bi inegale, p\u00e2n\u0103 la culmea acoperi\u0219ului b\u0103tr\u00e2nei mame &#8211; a cui, n-am \u00eentrebat -, o prelungire a casei principale, \u00eentr-o ap\u0103 pe mai tot cuprinsul, flancat \u00een dreapta de un triunghi abrupt spre zidul locuin\u021bei \u0219i \u00eenmuiat spre cap\u0103tul st\u00e2ng. Acolo, \u00een v\u00e2rful \u201eversantului\u201d, am t\u0103iat f\u0103r\u0103 mil\u0103 tronsonul lungit la 10 metri, cu g\u00e2nd de \u201ec\u0103p\u0103cire\u201d &#8211; de la capac -, \u00eens\u0103 m-am trezit nevoit s\u0103 reunesc p\u0103r\u021bile ciop\u00e2r\u021bite, cu oarecare permisiune a c\u00e2torva c\u00e2rlige. Nu tocmai estetic\u0103 nada, \u00eens\u0103 suficient de bine privi\u0219tite p\u0103r\u021bile jgheaburilor, c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu picure nici dac\u0103 n-ar fost lipite cu cositor, p\u00e2n\u0103 a ajunge a se <strong>ancrasa<\/strong> natural. Un \u0219tu\u021b \u00een extremitatea st\u00e2ng\u0103, hol\u021bsuruburi \u00een clemele c\u00e2rligelor \u0219i&#8230;. La revedere, venim \u0219i m\u00e2ine. O! Cristi \u0219i neglijen\u021ba. Lipitura \u0219tu\u021bului a produs exact ce nu trebuie. V\u0103rsarea p\u0103h\u0103relului cu ap\u0103 tare pe tabl\u0103. G\u0103leata la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103 &#8211; alt noroc -, ap\u0103 de la robinet \u0219i ameliorare a petei. \u00cen ziua secund\u0103 ne-am continuat drumul. Cu g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 29 este num\u0103rul potrivit. Cel pu\u021bin p\u00e2n\u0103 la dolia din fa\u021b\u0103. \u0218i a fost. \u00cen general, urm\u0103torul tronson de nou\u0103 metri \u0219i ceva s-a ar\u0103tat cuminte, c\u00e2rligele p\u0103reau s\u0103 fie pe m\u0103sur\u0103, dar nu \u00eenainte de a li se fasona curbura. Cu ajutorul a dou\u0103 guri de lup &#8211; asta fiindc\u0103 par chiar ca un \u201eplisc\u201d c\u0103scat, gata s\u0103 mu\u0219te -, \u00eenfipte \u00een platbanda \u201edesfigurat\u0103\u201d, una de sprijin, cealalt\u0103 de ac\u021bionat \u00eentru \u00eendoire sau dezdoire, dup\u0103 caz. Cu for\u021b\u0103 mult\u0103 &#8211; deh, nu \u00eendoiam tijele unor <strong>anemone<\/strong> -, cu grija echilibrului permanent &#8211; sc\u0103rile \u00eenc\u0103peau \u0219i nu \u00eenc\u0103peau pe gangul trapezoidal, \u00eenc\u00e2t din cele 12 c\u00e2rlige, patru erau abordabile doar de pe gard. Din pl\u0103ci de beton, nu tocmai bine fixate \u00een canelurile st\u00e2lpilor. La dolie&#8230;. Pr\u0103p\u0103dul. V\u0103zusem de la \u00eenceput, de la m\u0103sur\u0103toare. Jgheaburile de plastic amplasate dup\u0103 putin\u021b\u0103 de proprietar st\u0103teau unul peste altul, ce era dedesubt nu dezv\u0103luia ceea ce am descoperit dup\u0103 demontare. Adic\u0103 sub \u0219or\u021b se g\u0103seau doi lan\u021bi. Unul la cinci centimetri de margine, iar sub \u0219or\u021b, dar la distan\u021b\u0103 de o grosime de lan\u021b, \u00eenc\u0103 unul. \u00cen cele dou\u0103 zone dolinare \u0219i dup\u0103 col\u021b am schimbat toate c\u00e2rligele, c\u00e2t s\u0103 sc\u0103p\u0103m de marea grij\u0103 a nepotrivirii dimensiunilor. N-am sc\u0103pat totu\u0219i de marile imperfec\u021biuni ale acoperi\u0219ului. Ce ne-au m\u00e2ncat iar\u0103\u0219i vreo dou\u0103 ore din timpul de lucru. \u0218i-am \u00eenjurat col\u021bul&#8230;. \u0218i m-a suit \u0219i m-a cobor\u00e2t de 30 de ori. Pe pu\u021bin. \u0218i-am \u00eenjurat to\u021bi dulgherii, to\u021bi tinichigiii, to\u021bi nebunii care mi-au pus r\u0103bdarea toat\u0103 la grea \u00eencercare. \u0218i-am v\u0103rsat <strong>anateme<\/strong> peste toat\u0103 ne\u0219tiin\u021ba lor. Cum naiba s\u0103 nu sco\u021bi lan\u021bii de fuseser\u0103 anterior sub \u021bigle \u0219i chiar dac\u0103 sila \u0219i lipsa de con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 i-au m\u00e2nat s\u0103 \u00eei p\u0103streze? De ce nu au b\u0103tut \u0219or\u021bul m\u0103car de primul lan\u021b? La cap\u0103t&#8230; alt\u0103 \u201elucr\u0103tur\u0103 fin\u0103\u201d. O bucat\u0103 de 1,2 metri ie\u0219it\u0103 nepermis cam 15 centimetri \u00een afar\u0103, azv\u00e2rlit\u0103 gratuit \u00een exterior. Inexplicabil. Am extras flor\u0103ria, am cioplit prima sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 c\u00e2t s-a putut. Am fixat jgheabul. \u0218i cam at\u00e2t am reu\u0219it \u00een ziua aceea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Noroc c\u0103 a tras Cristi de-a valma. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 a\u0219tepte, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 consulte. C\u0103 pusesem pe h\u00e2rtie \u0219i h\u00e2rtia<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22175"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22175"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22176,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22175\/revisions\/22176"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}