{"id":22162,"date":"2023-11-26T21:50:03","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T18:50:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22162"},"modified":"2023-11-26T21:50:03","modified_gmt":"2023-11-26T18:50:03","slug":"brigada-diverse-ar-sta-si-tata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22162","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; A(r) st(a) (\u0219)i tat(a)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>23, 24 noiembrie 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n          Asta e ideea. Cei care nu \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 burse. Prin urmare \u0219i cei care absenteaz\u0103. Sa fie \u00eencuraja\u021bi s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la \u0219coal\u0103. Hai c\u0103 nu mai suport acest altfel al \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2ntului.<br \/>\n         Trebuie s\u0103 fi v\u0103zut cineva la puradelul \u0103sta de 14 ani o tent\u0103, o pornire. Nu devii olimpic la informatic\u0103 \u00een timp ce e\u0219ti \u0219i golan, nu stai cu cu\u021bitul l\u00e2ng\u0103 calculator compil\u00e2nd date \u0219i cu g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 oricine \u00een preajm\u0103 este pasibil s\u0103 i se ia g\u00e2tul. Din titlul antenei trei nu se poate deduce adev\u0103ratul curs al faptelor rele, pare c\u0103 un pu\u0219tan, aparent de\u0219tept \u0219i cuminte, s-a dedublat \u0219i a \u00eenjunghiat, pe la jugular\u0103, un poli\u021bist. De fapt avem un caz cu antecedente. Nu cheam\u0103 p\u0103rin\u021bii poli\u021bia degeaba, chiar sf\u0103tui\u021bi de un medic. Vine medicul sau p\u0103rin\u021bii \u00ee\u0219i \u021bin nebunul \u00een fr\u00e2u cu orice pre\u021b. Ori se mai sesizeaz\u0103 un vecin \u0219i rezolv\u0103 \u00een trei problema. Nu se \u00eentoarce poli\u021bistul c\u0103tre mam\u0103 (jurnalistul consider\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 c\u0103tre p\u0103rin\u021bi), timp \u00een care tat\u0103l este cu agitatul de fiu-s\u0103u pe canapea, \u0219i prime\u0219te o lovitur\u0103 de lam\u0103 \u00een g\u00e2t. De unde lama, cum de taic\u0103-su din proximitate nu a avut nicio reac\u021bie?<br \/>\n          La tabl\u0103 sunt, despre tabl\u0103 dau contra exemple. Nu e altul mai bun \u00een materie de rezisten\u021b\u0103. Precum lindabul promis 50 de ani la garan\u021bie &#8211; i s-a luat coaja \u00een nici 15 ani -, a\u0219a \u0219i inima artificial\u0103 c\u0103reia i se preconizeaz\u0103 mai bine de 100 ani. Pe ce se bazeaz\u0103 inventatorii (niscai constructori c\u0103rora nu prea le pas\u0103 de biologia uman\u0103) c\u00e2nd au \u00eenainteaz\u0103 secolul de bun\u0103 func\u021bionare? Au dat pe repede \u00eenainte pulsul \u0219i a clacat dispozitivul dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva miliarde de pulsa\u021bii? Nu s-or fi g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 degeaba inima te mai \u021bine m\u0103car \u00eenc\u0103 50 de ani, dac\u0103 gladiolele sunt varz\u0103, m\u0103runtaiele praf \u0219i mintea terci?<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n          \u201eE\u0219ti elev \u0219i dore\u0219ti s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tigi o tablet\u0103?\u201d E mai simplu dec\u00e2t pare \u0219i de cum \u00eendeamn\u0103 ini\u021biatorii unui concurs pe teme de securitate electric\u0103 (ce-o mai fi \u0219i asta, c\u00e2nd lumea este guvernat\u0103 ampero-tensional de o m\u00e2n\u0103 de b\u0103ie\u021bi ultra de\u0219tep\u021bi \u0219i mega accepta\u021bi de guverne, \u0219i astea vechi \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u021bii, cu alte tichii, poreclite democra\u021bii). \u00cel rogi pe \u201eMo\u0219u\u201d s\u0103 \u021bi-o fac\u0103 (verb produc\u0103tor de cacofonii) cadou, s\u0103 \u021bi-o aduc\u0103 de Cr\u0103ciun sau devii foarte insistent (bosumflarea, sc\u00e2ncetul \u0219i b\u0103tutul din picior erau eradicate cu metodele clasice de corec\u021bie) \u0219i ca s\u0103 scape de tine p\u0103rin\u021bii deloc preocupa\u021bi de viitorul t\u0103u, cel pu\u021bin al ochilor t\u0103i, \u021bi-o iau m\u00e2ine. Dar cred eu c\u0103 tableta este deja fumat\u0103. Telefonul face mai multe dec\u00e2t \u021bi-ai putea \u00eenchipui. \u0218i e mult mai portabil.<br \/>\n         Alteori, probabilitatea ca o informa\u021bie s\u0103 apar\u0103 de neunde, din gurile unora sau altora, era zero. Adic\u0103 dintr-o dat\u0103, \u00een arealul r\u00e2mnicean, femeia namb\u0103r oan este detronat\u0103 \u0219i-n locul ei apare o dr\u0103c\u0103ri\u021b\u0103. Recte Lilith. \u00cens\u0103 nu-i de mirare, frecvent\u0103m acelea\u0219i site-uri de \u201edezinformare\u201d.<br \/>\n         Nu \u0219tiu unde pe planeta Rom\u00e2nia se situeaz\u0103 localitatea Doice\u0219ti. Nu \u0219tiu nici cum au aflat americanii de ea. Nici cine le d\u0103 voie s\u0103 amplaseze un reactor nuclear de mici dimensiuni la noi, c\u00e2nd ei \u00een\u0219i\u0219i au renun\u021bat la proiect \u00een \u021bara de ba\u0219tin\u0103.<br \/>\n         Au trecut ele r\u0103zboaiele prin ora\u0219 \u0219i nu s-a clintit niciun fir de p\u0103r, dar\u0103mite o lege cu popriri \u0219i trimiteri acas\u0103. La noi s-a a\u0219ternut lini\u0219tea. La Buz\u0103u \u00eens\u0103, domn&#8217; Toma anun\u021b\u0103 concedieri din ograda administrativ\u0103. O fi alt\u0103 lege acolo. La Pite\u0219ti se \u201e\u00eempreun\u0103\u201d Filarmonica \u0219i teatrul. Numai noi cic\u0103 vom r\u0103m\u00e2ne neatin\u0219i&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>23, 24 noiembrie 2023 Asta e ideea. Cei care nu \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 burse. 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