{"id":22160,"date":"2023-11-25T22:47:29","date_gmt":"2023-11-25T19:47:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22160"},"modified":"2023-11-25T22:47:29","modified_gmt":"2023-11-25T19:47:29","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-andezit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22160","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Andezit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       A\u021bi v\u0103zut vreodat\u0103 un <strong>andabat<\/strong>? \u00cen cazul unui r\u0103spuns negativ, privi\u021bi-m\u0103.<br \/>\n       Ve\u021bi recunoa\u0219te un tip care merge cu capul \u00eenainte f\u0103r\u0103 prea mari st\u0103ri pe g\u00e2nduri. Vreo dou\u0103 m\u0103sur\u0103tori din loc \u00een loc \u0219i \u00eencredin\u021barea c\u0103 totul va merge perfect. S\u0103 nu se nelini\u0219teasc\u0103 cititorul, mai z\u0103bovesc prin alt\u0103 loca\u021bie \u0219i imediat d\u0103m fuga pe strada promis\u0103. A fost s\u0103 fie. Cristi \u0219i mai apropiatele lui cuno\u0219tin\u021be culese pe baza unor bune practici. Pe drumul spre \u021aigarete, fosta, la doi pa\u0219i de intersec\u021bia cu drumul \u201eoaselor\u201d &#8211; ce r\u0103m\u00e2ne dup\u0103 fiecare la final -, a ag\u0103\u021bat lucrarea de jgheaburi \u0219i burlane. Un pic de c\u0103su\u021b\u0103. Dintre cele cu perimetru \u00eendestul\u0103tor pentru angajamente pluviale. Peste 120 de metri. Raritate. \u0218i f\u0103cusem calcule precise ale anvergurii jgheaburilor. O parte mai mic\u0103 28, cea mai mare de 29. C\u00e2rlige de schimbat &#8211; nu toate -, f\u0103r\u0103 g\u00e2nduri c\u0103 ar putea crea vreo problem\u0103. Dar&#8230;. Ba c\u0103 nu este materialul bine finisat, ba c\u0103 nu ai \u00een ce s\u0103 le fixezi. De la primul jgheab am constatat c\u0103 lucrurile nu sunt roz. A trebuit s\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m un c\u00e2rlig f\u0103r\u0103 prindere. \u0218i \u00een ce era s\u0103-l prindem? Dintr-o grind\u0103 lipsea o parte considerabil\u0103, iar alteia i se pusese un adaos l\u00e2ng\u0103, ie\u0219it cam \u0219ase centimetri \u00een afar\u0103. Drujba \u00ee\u0219i g\u0103sise ob\u0219tescul sf\u00e2r\u0219it la domn Tarb\u0103, \u00een urm\u0103 cu vreo dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni. Flexul drept t\u0103ietor de lemn (\u0219i el ucis mi\u0219ele\u0219te acum vreo 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni la Nicole\u0219ti de-o clap\u0103 de f\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103). <strong>Amputai<\/strong> surplusul \u0219i pornii la prinderea c\u00e2rligului aferent. <strong>Ancorai<\/strong> jgheabul \u0219i&#8230;. D\u0103-i \u0219i strofoac\u0103-te s\u0103 aib\u0103 linii drepte la ciubuc, f\u0103-i pe plac proprietarului cu cotul, s\u0103 nu dea cu capul \u00een el&#8230;. \u00centrebarea \u00eentreb\u0103rii: \u0219i-acum ce mai facem. O clip\u0103 am stat \u0219i eu descump\u0103nit la chestiunea pus\u0103 de Cristi, \u0219tiam c\u0103 partea din fa\u021b\u0103 este solicitant\u0103 \u0219i ca efort, \u0219i ca timp, cum te ui\u021bi la cas\u0103 \u00een partea st\u00e2ng\u0103. A\u0219a c\u0103 am r\u0103mas chitit pe zona st\u00e2ng\u0103 din spate. Jgheabul de 28, 11 metri, la drept, c\u00e2rlige ce par s\u0103 nu fi fost afectate de c\u0103deri masive de z\u0103pad\u0103, adic\u0103 foarte pu\u021bin deformate. \u0218i totu\u0219i. O privire riguroas\u0103 a g\u0103sit c\u00e2teva deficien\u021be f\u0103r\u0103 solu\u021bie de corec\u021bie. \u0218i c\u00e2nd nu exist\u0103 una, recurgi la metoda clasic\u0103: \u201e<strong>anticul<\/strong>\u201d se taie \u0219i se \u00eenlocuie\u0219te cu unul&#8230; la fel de vechi. \u00cen situa\u021bia dat\u0103, norocoas\u0103, fiindc\u0103 toate trei c\u00e2rligele cu defec\u021biuni fuseser\u0103 la acoperi\u0219ul scund, luat primul \u00een eviden\u021ba remont\u0103rii sistemului pluvial \u0219i dintr-o hot\u0103r\u00e2re spontan\u0103 schimbate. De fapt, ce defec\u021biuni? De\u0219tep\u021bii de tinichigii, de b\u0103tuser\u0103 tabla (nu noi), le l\u0103saser\u0103 \u00een afara primei sc\u00e2nduri \u0219i c\u00e2te patru centimetri. Culmea, \u0219i \u00eentr-un loc care n-ar fi primit niciodat\u0103 sc\u00e2ndura-flor\u0103rie, ca s\u0103 nu te miri prea tare. Dar c\u00e2nd ai o a\u0219a isprav\u0103, toate sunt pozi\u021bionate aproximativ la fel, toate sunt \u201edefecte\u201d, nu unul h\u0103is \u0219i altul cea. Bine\u00een\u021beles, am primit opozi\u021bia lui Cristi. C\u0103-s prea meticulos. \u201eCe-are?\u201d, \u00eentrebarea care-mi ridic\u0103 peri \u0219i provoac\u0103 gurii flegmoz\u0103 \u0219i precipitare verbal\u0103. \u0218i&#8230;. Ca s\u0103-mi par\u0103 r\u0103u c\u0103 \u00eel braftoresc. Peste o or\u0103 \u0219i ceva s\u0103-mi exprim regretul c\u0103 \u201eM\u0103 <strong>am\u0103r\u00e2\u0219i<\/strong>, Cristi, \u0219i m\u0103 f\u0103cu\u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi zic vorbe grele.\u201d. S\u0103-mi provoace <strong>aneurie<\/strong> \u0219i s\u0103 obosesc mai tare dec\u00e2t ar trebui, s\u0103 nu mai iau decizii corecte, s\u0103 m\u0103 fac\u0103 s\u0103 gre\u0219esc. S\u0103 m\u0103 enervez (cum ar completa unii: cu nervii). Se t\u0103iar\u0103, se montar\u0103 \u201enoile\u201d c\u00e2rlige, se lipir\u0103 cele trei tronsoane de jgheab, se \u00eenn\u0103dir\u0103 sus. C\u00e2t era ceasul? Deja dou\u0103. De ce ne ocup\u0103m mai departe. Tot de spate. Partea din dreapta. \u0102l cu&#8230;. \u00cencropim col\u021bul, prob\u0103m \u0219i lipim. \u201eIa pune, Cristi, jgheabul.\u201d \u00cenghe\u021b definitiv. O&#8230;. Mari, frate, prima sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 pus\u0103 dup\u0103 cum le-a venit dulgherilor. Cu cocoa\u0219e \u0219i d\u00e2mburi. \u00centrebare: \u201eCe le facem?\u201d. Dup\u0103 o lung\u0103 precump\u0103nire, dup\u0103 \u00eenvinuire, c\u0103 eu am luat m\u0103sura, am hot\u0103r\u00e2t c\u0103 a\u0219a r\u0103m\u00e2n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A\u021bi v\u0103zut vreodat\u0103 un andabat? \u00cen cazul unui r\u0103spuns negativ, privi\u021bi-m\u0103. Ve\u021bi recunoa\u0219te un tip care merge cu capul \u00eenainte<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22160"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22160"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22161,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22160\/revisions\/22161"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}