{"id":22147,"date":"2023-11-13T00:23:11","date_gmt":"2023-11-12T21:23:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22147"},"modified":"2023-11-13T00:23:11","modified_gmt":"2023-11-12T21:23:11","slug":"caruta-cu-virgule-boboteaza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22147","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Boboteaza"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Diminea\u021b\u0103 friguroas\u0103 de ianuarie. Peste pomii \u00eenveli\u021bi \u00een promoroac\u0103, din hornurile caselor, se \u00eenal\u021b\u0103 fumurile drept, ca ni\u0219te coloane ce sus\u021bin cerul. \u00cen aerul l\u0103ptos plute\u0219te un miros de \u021buic\u0103 fiart\u0103 cu scor\u021bi\u0219oar\u0103. C\u00e2te-un c\u00e2ine se mai aude l\u0103tr\u00e2nd \u00een dep\u0103rtare&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Gheorghee! M\u0103, Gheorghe!<br \/>\n&#8211; Ei! Ce-i f\u0103, Filo?<br \/>\n&#8211; Ai dat, m\u0103, la porcii \u0103ia, c\u0103 auz c\u0103 gui\u021b\u0103-n cote\u021b!<br \/>\n&#8211; Ei, le-am dat, f\u0103, da` nu \u0219tii c\u0103 e preten\u021bio\u0219i \u0219i nu vrea gr\u0103un\u021be uscate? Vrea s\u0103 le dau mestecat!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Hai f\u0103-le ce le-oi face, s\u0103 nu-i mai auz gui\u021b\u00e2nd, c\u0103 acu\u0219 vine popa cu botezu` \u0219i aude g\u0103l\u0103gie!<br \/>\n&#8211; Doar n-oi vrea s\u0103-i \u0219i g\u00e2dil, acuma! \u0218i ce, dac\u0103 vine popa?! El nu-i tot om? Doar n-o fi fun zmeu! Las` c\u0103 are \u0219i el o turm\u0103 de porci \u0219i \u0219tie ce-nsemneaz\u0103! Auzi la ea?!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Phiii, vorghe\u0219te, m\u0103, mai \u00eencet, c\u0103 poate te-aude!<br \/>\n&#8211; Cine s\u0103 m-auz\u0103? Popa?&#8230; S\u0103 m-auz\u0103! Parc\u0103 el nu \u0219tie ce zice lumea! He, he!<br \/>\n&#8211; Taci, boalilor din gura aia spurcat\u0103!<br \/>\n&#8211; Da` ce-am zis, f\u0103? Ce-am zis? Am zis ceva r\u0103u?!&#8230; Iote, na!<br \/>\nAl\u0103turi, la vecinu` Ciripoi, se d\u0103 c\u00e2inele s\u0103 rup\u0103 lan\u021bu`!<br \/>\n&#8211; Phiii, na, c\u0103 vine! E la Ciripoi!&#8230; M\u0103 duc s\u0103 deschiz u\u0219ile la casa mare!.. Tu, d\u0103-\u021bi jos bunda aia c\u0103 miroase-a porc!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; E, na! Las` s\u0103 miroas\u0103!.. Bine c\u0103 nu miroase-a mort! Miroase-a om viu, f\u0103\u0103\u0103!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; M\u0103i, nea Gheorghe, e\u0219ti acas\u0103, m\u0103?<br \/>\n&#8211; E, da` cum, p\u0103rinte! Acas\u0103, acas\u0103&#8230; Intr\u0103, c\u0103 am legat c\u00e2inele! Am uitat c\u0103 vii azi! He, he! P\u00e2n-acu` a fost slobod!&#8230; Mar\u0219, m\u0103, Florene! Ho, c\u0103 rupi lan\u021bu`! \u0102sta e pop\u0103, nu ho\u021b!&#8230; P\u0103rinte, nu \u0219tiu ce-are c\u00e2inele-\u0103sta, c\u0103 nu-i place c\u00e2nd vede negru-n fa\u021ba ochilor!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Eeei, m\u0103, nea Gheorghe, tot glume\u021b e\u0219ti!&#8230;Da` la biseric\u0103, c\u00e2nd vii? C\u0103 nu te-am mai v\u0103zut de mult!&#8230; \u0218i e bine s\u0103 mai intr\u0103m \u00een casa domnului, a tat\u0103lui ceresc, s\u0103 ne smerim \u0219i s\u0103 ne rug\u0103m pentru m\u00e2ntuirea noastr\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; He, he! Las\u0103, p\u0103rinte, c\u0103 are cine s\u0103 vie la biserica matale! Pi, nu v\u0103z io c\u00e2te babe trece duminica diminea\u021ba?!&#8230; Ai clien\u021bi!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Mai, taci, m\u0103, boalilor din gura aia! S\u0103ru` m\u00e2na, p\u0103rinte! Pofti\u021bi, intra\u021bi! L\u0103sa\u021bi-l p\u0103 Gheorghe, c\u0103 a\u0219a e el! Da` nu-i om r\u0103u, s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi! \u00cel stric\u0103 gura, da` nu-i om r\u0103u!<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00cen Iordan botez\u00e2ndu-te tu Doamne, \u00eenchinarea Treimii s-a ar\u0103tat&#8230; Ce frumos v-a\u021bi aranjat p-aicea, \u021ba\u021b\u0103 Filo!&#8230; Ia uite!<br \/>\n&#8211; Ee, p\u0103rinte! Ce-am putut \u0219i noi, din pensioara noastr\u0103! C\u0103, dac-om muri, s\u0103 nu zic\u0103 lumea care-o veni la priveghi c\u0103 n-am fost \u00een stare de nimica \u00een vea\u021ba asta! C\u0103, n-am vrut s\u0103 cerem la copchii&#8230; c\u0103 are \u0219i ei greut\u0103\u021bi&#8230; Ne-am chivernisit \u0219i noi, cum am putut!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Ei, las\u0103, las\u0103, c\u0103 v-a\u021bi f\u0103cut frumos!&#8230; \u0218i contribu\u021bia la biseric\u0103, s-a m\u0103rit, s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi!<br \/>\n&#8211; C\u00e2t s-a f\u0103cut, p\u0103rinte?<br \/>\n&#8211; Ei, c\u00e2t s-a f\u0103cut! Nu mare lucru! O sut\u0103 de lei acolo&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Aoleu, p\u0103rinte! Parc\u0103 anu` trecut era cincizeci!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Anu` trecut era anu` trecut, anu` \u0103sta e anu` \u0103sta, \u021ba\u021b\u0103 Filo! S-a scumpit toate alea, curentu`&#8230; lum\u00e2n\u0103rile&#8230; E greu!<br \/>\n&#8211; A\u0219a e, p\u0103rinte!&#8230; M\u0103, Gheorghe! Treci, m\u0103, \u00eencoa` s\u0103 pupi \u0219i tu crucea \u0219i s\u0103 iei agheazm\u0103!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Ei, las\u0103, c\u0103 iei tu \u0219i pentru mine!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Vino m\u0103-ncoa, n-auzi? Doamne Maica Domnului, ce om?!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Ei, na, c\u0103 viu! Ho!&#8230; Phiiiu! E frig cu draci, p\u0103rinte! Mi-a-nghe\u021bat \u0219i sufletu`!&#8230; \u0218i io credeam c\u0103 n-am!&#8230; Io icoana o pup, da` s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 m\u00e2na nu \u021bi-o pup! S\u0103 n-avem vorbe!&#8230; Dasc\u0103le, e\u0219ti martor!<br \/>\n&#8211; Hai, bre, nea Gheorghe, nu mai hi a\u0219a \u00eenchietrit la suflet! M\u00e2ine-poim\u00e2ine \u00ee\u021bi vine r\u00e2ndu` \u0219i-o s\u0103 vii la spovedit!&#8230; S\u0103 te v\u0103z io atunci\u0219a dac\u0103 \u0219tii p\u0103 unde se intr\u0103 \u00een biseric\u0103!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Ia las\u0103, m\u0103\u0103! P\u0103rinte, zi, c\u00e2t trebe dat anu` \u0103sta pentru biseric\u0103?&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Eei, las\u0103, m\u0103, c\u0103 \u0219tiu io! Mi-a zis mie p\u0103rintele!<br \/>\n&#8211; Aaaa, atunci, dac\u0103 \u021bi-a zis \u021bie, gata! Nu m\u0103 mai bag! Tu s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Las\u0103, m\u0103, c\u0103 pl\u0103tesc tot io!&#8230; C\u0103, parc\u0103 p\u00e2n-acuma, ai pl\u0103tit tu, vreodat\u0103!&#8230; S\u0103ru` m\u00e2na p\u0103rinte! Iote banii! Doamne-ajut\u0103 la toat\u0103 lumea!<br \/>\n&#8211; R\u0103m\u00e2ne\u021bi s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i! Nea Gheorghe, poate vii \u0219i matale la sf\u00e2nta biseric\u0103, bre!<br \/>\n&#8211; De venit oi veni, p\u0103rinte! \u0218i dac\u0103 n-oi veni de bun\u0103 voie, m-or aduce al\u021bii, cu picioarele-nainte!&#8230;<br \/>\nUn soare cu din\u021bi se \u00een\u0103l\u021base deasupra satului \u0219i aerul se limpezise. Din pomi \u00eencepu s\u0103 se scuture promoroaca, iar un v\u00e2nticel prinse a \u00eendoi coloanele de fum ce sprijineau cerul&#8230; \u0218i cerul p\u0103rea c\u0103 se las\u0103 pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt, \u00eenv\u0103luindu-i \u00een albastru pe cei doi b\u0103tr\u00e2ni r\u0103ma\u0219i \u00een cadrul por\u021bii, uit\u00e2ndu-se lung pe drum. Aburii respira\u021biilor lor se \u00eempleteau deasupra capetelor ca apoi s\u0103 fie luate de v\u00e2nt, c\u0103tre nic\u0103ieri&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Diminea\u021b\u0103 friguroas\u0103 de ianuarie. Peste pomii \u00eenveli\u021bi \u00een promoroac\u0103, din hornurile caselor, se \u00eenal\u021b\u0103 fumurile drept, ca ni\u0219te coloane ce<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":19360,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22147"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22147"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22147\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22148,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22147\/revisions\/22148"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}