{"id":22113,"date":"2023-11-05T16:43:37","date_gmt":"2023-11-05T13:43:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22113"},"modified":"2023-11-05T16:43:37","modified_gmt":"2023-11-05T13:43:37","slug":"brigada-diverse-pag-ros","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22113","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; P(a)g ro(\u0219)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>2, 5 noiembrie 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n         Cretinule! \u0218i te crezi \u0219i \u201e&#8230; de catifea\u201d. Cum, m\u0103, s\u0103-i dai burs\u0103 de merit \u0103luia care prime\u0219te de la profesor 1 dac\u0103 ajunge la 5? Care progres, care \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103, c\u00e2t\u0103? \u0218tii, domnule \u201eS\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103\u201d, pentru ce se ia 1 \u0219i pentru ce se ia 5? B\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 nu!<br \/>\n          \u0218i i-ai crezut c\u0103 sunt studen\u021bi la geografie? Nu b\u0103ga\u0219i la cap ce \u201ecitea\u201d fiecare la C\u0103rture\u0219ti? Unul \u201eHitler\u201d, altul \u201eArta&#8230;\u201d nu \u0219tiu cui &#8211; cine \u0219tie ce g\u0103selni\u021b\u0103 exagerat\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i \u0103l din st\u00e2nga \u201e\u00cenainte de big bang\u201d. Curat\u0103 educa\u021bie tematic\u0103. Se preg\u0103teau de examene&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. \u0218i ce relaxa\u021bi st\u0103teau, \u0219i ce naiv pozarul. Pe fe\u021bele niciunuia niciun semn de \u00eentrebare, nicio \u00eencruntare, nicio varia\u021bie de timbre faciale, corporale. Ni\u0219te robo\u021bi &#8211; dac\u0103 nu e cumva un truc, un aranjament &#8211; care culeg informa\u021bii \u00een limbaj manelistic intern, ori ni\u0219te nep\u0103s\u0103tori de-a c\u0103ror atitudine va avea parte societatea m\u00e2ine. Sau chiar beneficiaz\u0103 de ieri de serviciile \u201eit\u201d-iste. \u00cen fine, nicio emo\u021bie. Nu po\u021bi citi orice despre Hitler f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 nu exclami mintal: \u201eB\u0103, al naibii, i-a pus la munc\u0103, i-a scos din criza mondial\u0103! A purificat rasa nem\u021bean\u0103! B\u0103, handicapat r\u0103u \u0219aveleul (uzez de terminologia argotic-\u021big\u0103neasc\u0103 actual\u0103; sau din cele cu s\u0103 moar\u0103 familia etc), i-a c\u0103s\u0103pit pe gagii de-a ie\u0219it s\u0103pun din ei! Tare mano\u0219u\u2019! Ce gestic\u0103, ce vigoare \u00een discurs, ce logoree!\u201d. Chiar \u0219i despre \u201etectonica\u201d universului, despre \u201emagma\u201d de-nceput, nu po\u021bi lectura f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 pui \u00eentreb\u0103ri existen\u021biale, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u021bi se semene \u00een suflet neputin\u021ba fiin\u021bial\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 nu \u00eenfigi \u00een t\u00e2mpl\u0103 un \u201ecui\u201d carpian (falangian, pu\u021bin import\u0103) a imanen\u021b\u0103 \u0219i pierdut \u00een sine s\u0103 la\u0219i secund\u0103 de secund\u0103 r\u00e2ndurile frazale, s\u0103 se vad\u0103 \u00een privire trecerea de la real la imaginar. Iar la Arta&#8230; s\u0103 \u021bi se \u00eembujoreze obrajii, mina s\u0103 prinde arce z\u00e2mb\u0103re\u021be \u0219i voin\u021ba s\u0103 treac\u0103 dincolo de vrerile estompate. Am demontat, deci, entuziasmul, marasmul \u00een care d-ei de iau urma mirosului tipografic, vie\u021buiesc ca-ntr-un basm rom\u00e2nesc cu zmei, fe\u021bi \u0219i ilene. Tot v\u0103d, ei, un happy end la deja clasicizata poveste cotidian\u0103 a omului nou, capabil s\u0103 r\u0103stoarne universul (aducere aminte a metodei propus\u0103 de-un nebun, cum c\u0103 mutarea soarele cu oglinzi reflectorizante ar avea ca efect str\u0103mutarea \u00eentregului sistem solar; dou\u0103 abera\u021bii la pre\u021b de una \u0219tire) dup\u0103 voia-i de furnic\u0103.<br \/>\n        Mi\u0219to el, mi\u0219to ea. Sanchi! Doi in\u0219i obi\u0219nui\u021bi, el trecut de 40, ea, de\u0219i catalogat\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, cu termenul de garan\u021bie expirat. El subprefect de Ia\u0219i demisionat. Ea&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Dac\u0103 nu ne-o lua toka mak-ul, s\u0103 m\u0103 fluiera\u021bi. Japonejii \u0219i fran\u021buzii (!) se dau \u00een b\u0103rci cu fuziunea care p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 are acela\u0219i rezultat. F\u0103r\u00e2mi\u021bare sau unire atomic\u0103, produsul este o micime din doza\/zele ini\u021biale. \u00cens\u0103 \u201enet superioara\u201d energie oferit\u0103 are nevoie de un consum uria\u0219, compensabil, totu\u0219i nu o g\u0103letu\u0219\u0103, ci o ,,hardughie\u201d \u00eentreag\u0103. Mai este \u0219i problema celor c\u00e2teva milioane de grade celsius necesare sud\u0103rii celor doi atomi, numai 150, care, dup\u0103 mintea mea de om, \u00een orice recipient existent nu se pot \u021bine mai mult de c\u00e2teva miu\u021be de gr\u0103di\u0219oare. \u00cen fine. Toroidal principiul, \u00eens\u0103 instabil dup\u0103 toate probabilit\u0103\u021bile.<br \/>\n         N-o fi frumos dup\u0103 matale, tanti Budeanu, s\u0103 te descal\u021bi la \u0103l de-i calci pragul \u2013 ca s\u0103 nu zic c\u0103 deseori oaspetele se \u00eempiedic\u0103 \u0219i-l rupe, de-acolo \u0219i expresia, de emo\u021bie -, dar dac\u0103 are pe t\u0103lpi ditai noroiul sau chiar ,,norocosul de bani\u201d rahat, e musai s\u0103 dea tr\u0103p\u0103logii, nu de alta, dar s\u0103 nu-l \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tie. C\u00e2t despre r\u0103bufnire&#8230;. O pun seama v\u00e2rstei n\u0103b\u0103d\u0103ioase.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2, 5 noiembrie 2023 Cretinule! \u0218i te crezi \u0219i \u201e&#8230; de catifea\u201d. Cum, m\u0103, s\u0103-i dai burs\u0103 de merit \u0103luia<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22113"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22113"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22114,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22113\/revisions\/22114"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}