{"id":22097,"date":"2023-11-03T00:12:57","date_gmt":"2023-11-02T21:12:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22097"},"modified":"2023-11-03T00:15:12","modified_gmt":"2023-11-02T21:15:12","slug":"brigada-diverse-pipirig-a-scos-igor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22097","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (P)ipirig (a) (s)cos I(g)or"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong> 2 noiembrie 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n       Numai oft\u0103ri, n\u021b-uri \u0219i altele din panoplia pesimismului. Nu c\u0103 n-ar conta Luna pentru P\u0103m\u00e2nt, nu c\u0103 P\u0103m\u00e2ntul&#8230;. Adic\u0103 ce s\u0103 vezi! Luna fu Lun\u0103 \u0219i abia dup\u0103 P\u0103m\u00e2ntul fu ce fu. Sub pretextul c\u0103 grosier\u0103, c\u0103 roc\u0103, sub jur\u0103m\u00e2ntul c\u0103 mostra 72-ian\u0103 apollo-nian\u0103 ar fi bun\u0103, dar sub oprobiul unora care mai \u0219tiu c\u0103 asemenea afirma\u021bii \u00ee\u0219i g\u0103sesc probele la \u201ead\u00e2ncimi abisale\u201d, nu \u00een praful de la suprafa\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n      Ghinion. Cu b\u0103taie \u00een lemn, peste gur\u0103 \u0219i deloc peste&#8230;. C\u0103ci cine nu ia b\u0103taie mic, nu se va feri de orice mare. Cum \u0219i avioanele mai pic\u0103 ici-colo peste c\u00e2te-o curticic\u0103, \u0219i oamenii mai cad de la etaj peste-o vecinic\u0103.<br \/>\n       Poc\u0103in\u021b\u0103 cu&#8230; vizibilitate. Ori narcisism n\u0103lbarian. Ia uit\u0103-te la ea, \u00ee\u0219i auto ureaz\u0103 \u201ela mul\u021bi ani\u201d. La fel, se potrivesc ca nucile-n perete &#8211; sezonul lor &#8211; pr\u0103jiturile-afacere, smerenia-preaf\u0103lit\u0103 \u0219i Dumnezeu-r\u0103zboi-\u0219i-pace. Despre \u201ecurmarea suferin\u021belor\u201d, de cele mai multe ori \u00een istorie a \u00eensemnat altceva dec\u00e2t s-ar vrea exprimat\u0103 dolean\u021ba Danei: omoar\u0103-l mai repede ca s\u0103 nu mai sufere am\u0103r\u00e2tul!<br \/>\n        E din ce \u00een ce mai greu. Ne-o m\u0103rturisesc p\u0103rin\u021bii. Unde alt\u0103dat\u0103 &#8211; a\u0219a p\u0103rea c\u0103 func\u021bioneaz\u0103 statele \u201ecivilizate\u201d &#8211; Lamborghini st\u0103teau \u00een fa\u021ba liceelor italiene, azi par s\u0103 fi dat dracii \u00een sistemul de \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt italian. Copiii surmena\u021bi de at\u00e2ta carte. Cic\u0103 la fel ca la noi. Dar nu chiar. Mai treac\u0103 mearg\u0103 \u0219coala general\u0103, la liceu nu se echivaleaz\u0103 totu\u0219i \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tura italian\u0103 cu cea rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, a noastr\u0103 e mai dihai!<br \/>\n       De la piatra de \u00eencercare un reporter a s\u0103rit la \u201ecol\u021b de piatr\u0103 \u00een rela\u021bia p\u0103rinte profesor\u201d. Acest \u201estei\u201d jurnalistic st\u0103 s\u0103-mi sparg\u0103 mintea, s\u0103 m\u0103 enerveze pur \u0219i simplu. Cum g\u0103se\u0219te el (el ziarist, el articol) solu\u021biile (im)perfecte de raport\u0103ri \u00een rarele ocazii c\u00e2nd \u201emun\u021bii\u201d educa\u021biei se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc. Cum s\u0103 ia cu bini\u0219orul profesorul pe p\u0103rinte, sp\u0103\u0219it &#8211; cum \u0219i \u00een fa\u021ba maimu\u021boiului de elev trebuie s\u0103 stea. Despre ce ar vrea loaza s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 nici el nu \u0219tie (\u201eExist\u0103 pasiuni sau interese neexplorate?\u201d), este \u00eembiat p\u0103rintele s\u0103 ia la chestionat profesorul. M\u0103 rog&#8230;. \u0218i rolul mamei, tat\u0103lui la ce se mai refer\u0103, dac\u0103 se caut\u0103 la al\u021bii ceea ce ei ar trebui s\u0103 \u0219tie prea bine?<br \/>\n        A\u0219a ce lucru deosebit&#8230;. O \u201efotrafie\u201d &#8211; a\u0219a o alintam dop fiind &#8211; cu ni\u0219te \u021b\u0103rani&#8230;. De unde crede\u021bi? N-a\u021bi ghici nici dac\u0103&#8230;. Nu v\u0103 perpelesc. Din satul lui Boc. Tii! Celebritatea asta politic\u0103&#8230;. Negri &#8211; de v\u00e2nt -, mici &#8211; aici tiparul se pliaz\u0103 perfect pe piticul atomic -, cu must\u0103\u021bi a la Lupescu &#8211; boier de boier r\u00e2mnicean &#8211; \u0219i cu coade. Nea Emil! F\u0103 \u0219i mata un efort \u0219i conformeaz\u0103-te arborelui genealogic.<br \/>\n        Tor\u021bionari&#8230;. Ni\u0219te contorsiona\u021bi de boli \u0219i b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be. Dori\u021bi-le via\u021b\u0103 lung\u0103 \u0219i chinuit\u0103. C\u00e2t despre peti\u021bii \u00een 2023&#8230;. T\u00e2rzii \u0219i inutile. C\u00e2t despre regimurile ceau\u0219iste&#8230;. Sunt de mult \u00eengropate.<br \/>\n         Pentru anxietate \u0219colar\u0103 un singur tratament: renun\u021barea la \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt.<br \/>\n         De-au ajuns s\u0103 prezic\u0103 inteligen\u021bele astea pe bi\u021bi viitorul urm\u0103toarelor \u201egenera\u021bii\u201d de inteligen\u021be artificiale&#8230;. Odihn\u0103 ve\u0219nic\u0103, omenire. \u021ai-ai cam m\u00e2ncat m\u0103laiul.<br \/>\n        Doi \u201efl\u0103c\u0103i\u201d matinali, \u00eenarma\u021bi de diminea\u021b\u0103 cu dou\u0103 bastoane &#8211; pulanu-i fumat -, numai a oameni de ordine nu ar\u0103tau. Golani \u00een toat\u0103 regula, da!<br \/>\n        Mi-a reu\u0219it de data asta. Am surprins &#8211; m-a pufnit r\u00e2sul; \u201enemernica\u201d te \u00eencondeiaz\u0103 la secund\u0103 &#8211; o propozi\u021bie \u00eentreag\u0103 \u0219i am notat-o: \u201eMarele Cristea v-a dat \u021bipirig de la g\u0103leat\u0103.\u201d. De la Zinc\u0103 citire!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2 noiembrie 2023 Numai oft\u0103ri, n\u021b-uri \u0219i altele din panoplia pesimismului. Nu c\u0103 n-ar conta Luna pentru P\u0103m\u00e2nt, nu c\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22097"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22097"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22097\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22100,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22097\/revisions\/22100"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}