{"id":22059,"date":"2023-10-25T14:53:40","date_gmt":"2023-10-25T11:53:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22059"},"modified":"2023-10-25T14:53:40","modified_gmt":"2023-10-25T11:53:40","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-punctul-si-virgula","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22059","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; punctul \u0219i virgula"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 350px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 350\/360;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>punctul \u0219i virgula<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Aflate \u00eentr-o pauz\u0103 de inspira\u021bie<br \/>\ncele dou\u0103 semne de punctua\u021bie<br \/>\nau g\u0103sit pu\u021bin r\u0103gaz s\u0103 mai discute<br \/>\ndespre rostul pentru care-au fost f\u0103cute<\/p>\n<p>,,- Eu, zise Punctul, foarte arogant<br \/>\nsunt de departe, cel mai important<br \/>\nc\u0103ci dup\u0103 mine, orice comunicare<br \/>\n\u00eencepe doar cu o liter\u0103 mare.<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219 zice c\u0103 sunt \u00cenceputul \u0219i Sf\u00e2r\u0219itul<br \/>\nla mine se opresc to\u021bi cu cititul<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd m\u0103-nt\u00e2lnesc \u00een fiecare fraz\u0103<br \/>\n\u0219i de aceea, sunt un semn de baz\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i \u00ee\u021bi subliniez, c\u0103 poate tu nu \u0219tii,<br \/>\nc\u0103 deseori sunt pus pe semnul ,,I\u201d<br \/>\nceea ce demonstreaz\u0103 \u00eenc-odat\u0103<br \/>\nce importan\u021b\u0103 mi-este ar\u0103tat\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>E-adev\u0103rat, mai intru \u00een depresie<br \/>\n\u0219i m\u0103 \u00eempart \u00een puncte de suspensie,<br \/>\ndar asta, importan\u021ba nu-mi \u0219tirbe\u0219te,<br \/>\nba, dimpotriv\u0103, mai mult o spore\u0219te!<\/p>\n<p>Pe c\u00e2nd despre tine, nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 zic!<br \/>\nSunt de p\u0103rere c\u0103 nu-nsemni nimic,<br \/>\nc\u0103ci, po\u021bi s\u0103 treci a\u0219a, neobservat\u0103<br \/>\nchiar dac\u0103 e\u0219ti \u00een texte inserat\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Iar uneori, c\u00e2nd m\u0103-nt\u00e2lnesc cu tine,<br \/>\nm\u0103 scuzi, dar e\u0219ti mereu&#8230; sub mine,<br \/>\n\u0219i chiar de nu ne \u00eent\u00e2lnim prea des a\u0219a,<br \/>\ns\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103-mi face bine compania ta!<\/p>\n<p>Dar mie nu-mi convine c\u0103, la o adic\u0103,<br \/>\nurmeaz\u0103 iar\u0103\u0219i scrisul cu liter\u0103 mic\u0103,<br \/>\n\u0219i de-aia nu m\u0103 simt prea confortabil<br \/>\nfiind, dup\u0103 aceea, foarte iritabil&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Sincer, m\u0103 uit la tine cu at\u00e2ta mil\u0103<br \/>\ncum vrei s\u0103 faci \u0219i treaba de sedil\u0103,<br \/>\ns\u0103 schimbi tu \u00een\u021belesuri, de\u0219i nu mai po\u021bi<br \/>\nc\u0103ci \u00een\u021belesul nu e pentru to\u021bi!&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>,,- Vai, Punctule, c\u00e2t e\u0219ti de arogant,<br \/>\ncrez\u00e2ndu-te at\u00e2t de important!<br \/>\nzise \u0219i Virgula, cu condescenden\u021b\u0103<br \/>\nprivind la Punct cu mult\u0103 insisten\u021b\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen primul r\u00e2nd, s\u0103 \u0219tii c-am ascultat<br \/>\ntot ce ai spus aicea, \u0219i ce-ai enumerat!<br \/>\nDar ai uitat s\u0103 spui de-acea esen\u021b\u0103<br \/>\ncare \u00eemi define\u0219te mica existen\u021b\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>E\u0219ti tare m\u00e2ndru c\u0103 mai stau sub tine<br \/>\n\u0219i asta spune multe despre mine&#8230;<br \/>\nEi, bine, drag\u0103, afl\u0103 c\u0103 te-am \u00een\u0219elat,<br \/>\nst\u00e2nd \u0219i \u00eentre Subiect \u0219i Predicat!<\/p>\n<p>Desigur, asta-i foarte r\u0103u, gramatical,<br \/>\ndar mie mi-a f\u0103cut bine, hormonal!<br \/>\nC\u0103ci m-am convins c\u0103-n incultura lor,<br \/>\nunii m\u0103 pun \u00een fraze nelalocul vor!<\/p>\n<p>Fiind a\u0219a micu\u021b\u0103, nu sunt foarte rea<br \/>\niar unii abuzeaz\u0103 de prezen\u021ba mea,<br \/>\n\u0219i c\u00e2nd vor s-arate c\u00e2t sunt de de\u0219tep\u021bi,<br \/>\nm\u0103 pun \u00een locuri \u00een care nu te-a\u0219tep\u021bi!<\/p>\n<p>Dar eu m\u0103 adaptez la oricare dorin\u021b\u0103<br \/>\nvoind s\u0103 fie c\u00e2t mai bine cu putin\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\n\u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 sper c\u0103 atitudinea-mi culant\u0103,<br \/>\n\u00eei va convinge c\u00e2t sunt de important\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Dar, Punctule, te rog, tu nu te-mp\u0103una<br \/>\ncu-aceast\u0103 fals\u0103 superioritate a ta!<br \/>\nEu m\u0103 \u0219i mir c\u0103 tot n-ai remarcat,<br \/>\nc\u0103 e\u0219ti de alte semne, at\u00e2t de abuzat!<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 nu e\u0219ti deloc mai ac\u0103t\u0103rii<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd stai umil, sub semnul \u00centreb\u0103rii<br \/>\nsau al Mir\u0103rii, ce-\u021bi fur\u0103 din prestan\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\nconsider\u00e2ndu-te lipsit de importan\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>E\u0219ti doar un punct dintre at\u00e2tea mii,<br \/>\nnu e\u0219ti deloc ce crezi c\u0103 vrei s\u0103 fii,<br \/>\ndar, eu, a\u0219a micu\u021b\u0103, cum m\u0103 vezi,<br \/>\nsunt mult mai important\u0103 dec\u00e2t crezi!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i ca s\u0103 nu afli de prin alte p\u0103r\u021bi,<br \/>\n\u00ee\u021bi spun c\u0103, despre mine unii au scris c\u0103r\u021bi!<br \/>\nMai zic odat\u0103, ca sa \u00een\u021belegi:<br \/>\nmie mi-au dedicat chiar c\u0103r\u021bi \u00eentregi!<\/p>\n<p>Un alt exemplu al importan\u021bei mele:<br \/>\ng\u00e2nde\u0219te-te pu\u021bin la&#8230; ghilimele!<br \/>\nAtunci c\u00e2nd chem \u00een ajutor alte surate<br \/>\ncre\u0219te valoarea textelor citate&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>\u0218i ar mai fi continuat acea discu\u021bie<br \/>\nde n-ar fi fost chema\u021bi \u00een propozi\u021bie<br \/>\ns\u0103 fie iar pe alte pagini aruncate<br \/>\nde v\u00e2n\u0103torii de cuvinte \u0219i celebritate!<\/p>\n<p>Morala de aici e greu de \u00een\u021beles<br \/>\nchiar \u0219i de cei ce abuzeaz\u0103 des<br \/>\ns\u0103rmane puncte, virgule, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219tie,<br \/>\npun\u00e2ndu-le a\u0219a, de-a valma, pe h\u00e2rtie&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>E bine s\u0103 pui punct la timpul potrivit,<br \/>\ndec\u00e2t o virgul\u0103, \u00een mod pripit,<br \/>\nla fel cum uneori, po\u021bi s\u0103 gre\u0219e\u0219ti<br \/>\npun\u00e2ndu-le aiurea, unde te treze\u0219ti!&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>punctul \u0219i virgula Aflate \u00eentr-o pauz\u0103 de inspira\u021bie cele dou\u0103 semne de punctua\u021bie au g\u0103sit pu\u021bin r\u0103gaz s\u0103 mai discute<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22059"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22059"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22059\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22060,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22059\/revisions\/22060"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}