{"id":22038,"date":"2023-10-21T23:41:14","date_gmt":"2023-10-21T20:41:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22038"},"modified":"2023-10-21T23:41:14","modified_gmt":"2023-10-21T20:41:14","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-amusise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22038","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Amu\u0219ise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         C\u00e2nd \u00eencepeau ciocanele noastre, <strong>amu\u021beau<\/strong>&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Ce s\u0103 se mai aud\u0103? S\u0103 doarm\u0103 copiii, s\u0103 se hodineasc\u0103 babele? Nicio \u0219ans\u0103! Ciocan dup\u0103 ciocan, mai ales la \u00eencheiat, ridic\u0103 pleoapa ca storurile din desene animate, cele care se \u00eenv\u00e2rt f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eencetare. Casetele &#8211; cd-uri de un timp \u00eencoace &#8211; vecinului lui Bobi\u021b\u0103, pe orice instala\u021bie de sunet obi\u0219nuit\u0103, ar fi r\u0103mas un zumzet imperceptibil. \u0218i dac\u0103 tot am adus vorba despre vecin&#8230;. \u00centre cei doi r\u0103m\u0103sese doar un gard de vreo \u0219ase metri \u00een fa\u021b\u0103. Partea cea mai lung\u0103 era chiar zidul cl\u0103dirii c\u0103reia \u00eei \u201epr\u0103p\u0103disem\u201d acoperi\u0219ul \u00een scop caritabil. Ultima parte, dar nu cea din urm\u0103, zidirea parter+1 a grajdului. \u00centre ele nimic. Poate un st\u00e2lpi\u0219or din \u021beav\u0103, coco\u0219at \u0219i de alte ac\u021biuni neconforme. Acolo \u0219i-au cam g\u0103sit loc de azv\u00e2rlire, de sus, tablele vechi. De-a valma. Ca \u00een pu\u021binele date c\u00e2nd nu le aranj\u0103m cum se cuvine. Scuzabil doar prin prisma dezordinii generale. &#8230; \u201eCristi! Vino \u00een spatele meu, a\u0219a facem umbr\u0103 \u0219i putem s\u0103 st\u0103m f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ajungem la medic cu t\u0103lpile arse definitiv. \u0218i s\u0103 m\u0103 sprijini, alunec.\u201d Ce poate fi mai r\u0103u dec\u00e2t una rea? \u00cenc\u0103 dou\u0103 rele. Alunecarea \u0219i imposibilitatea de a prinde hol\u021b\u0219uruburile \u00een pazii din cauza dezechilibr\u0103rii. \u00cempac\u0103-le dac\u0103 po\u021bi. \u0218i trebuie s\u0103 po\u021bi. S-a. T\u0103iasem de pe list\u0103 tabla. R\u0103m\u00e2nea jgheabul, acceptat de F\u0103nic\u0103 \u0219i deja discutatul vopsit al p\u0103r\u021bii de cas\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 etaj. Dou\u0103 seturi de opera\u021biuni evaluate pereche la 600 de lei. Unele \u00een metri liniari, altele \u00een metri p\u0103tra\u021bi, timp \u0219i periculozitate. Contribu\u021bia mea a r\u0103mas doar la sistemul pluvial. Vopsitul i-a revenit lui Cristi \u00een ziua a patra. G\u00e2ndir\u0103m, \u00eempreun\u0103, c\u0103 ne <strong>am\u0103r\u00e2se<\/strong> suficient c\u0103ldura, \u00eenc\u00e2t jgheabul \u0219i burlanul vor fi o bagatel\u0103. \u0218tiam care era impedimentul care ne-ar fi creat o mic\u0103 problem\u0103. Copacul. Dac-ar fi crescut <strong>anana\u0219i<\/strong> \u00een el&#8230;. \u00cens\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 cas\u0103, l\u0103sat s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 de cap cum a dorit, e \u0219i inutil, \u0219i d\u0103un\u0103tor. Pe undeva \u0219i strea\u0219ina ie\u0219it\u0103 mult mai mult \u00een afara zidului ne putea pierde timpul \u0219i \u00eengreuna treaba. Nu ne a\u0219teptam totu\u0219i ca tocmai ea s\u0103 ne scoat\u0103 peri albi. Linia ei. Fiindc\u0103 luasem de bun\u0103 credin\u021b\u0103 prima sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 ca perfect dreapt\u0103 dup\u0103 prezumare. \u0218i nu era, altfel \u00eencercarea de a propti jgheabul \u00een ciubucul modelat nu ne-ar fi chinuit o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 \u0219i nu ne-ar fi f\u0103cut s\u0103 mut\u0103m scara \u00een st\u00e2nga \u0219i dreapta copacului de c\u00e2teva ori. Nu ne-ar fi determinat s\u0103 st\u0103m am\u00e2ndoi pe scar\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i abia dac\u0103 poate sta unul singur \u0219i nu confortabil -, unul s\u0103 trag\u0103 c\u00e2t poate de jgheab \u0219i cel\u0103lalt s\u0103 bat\u0103 cu palma \u00een ciubucul jgheabului ca s\u0103 intre \u00een c\u00e2rlig. La 3 din 9 ne-am chinuit la fel. \u0218i c\u0103 nu nimerisem unghiul de \u00eenclinare s-a v\u0103zut c\u00e2nd am pus colectorul. St\u0103tea azv\u00e2rlit fa\u021b\u0103 de vertical\u0103 cu cel pu\u021bin 15 grade, ceea ce a impus s\u0103 tragem de ultimele c\u00e2rlige \u00een jos. Rezolvat. Burlanul urma la montaj \u0219i eram gata. Compus din dou\u0103 buc\u0103\u021bi, de a\u0219ezat pe vertical\u0103 \u00eentocmai ca dup\u0103 poloboc. \u00cen lipsa lui, \u00een lipsa firului cu plumb &#8211; sau cu ce g\u0103se\u0219te meseria\u0219ul c\u00e2nd nu-l are la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103 -, ochiometrul. \u0218ase pa\u0219i de rac, un deget pe mijlocul burlanului \u0219i un \u0219pi\u021b sub el din partea \u021bin\u0103torului \u00eenlocuiesc cu succes ghidurile clasice. Dup\u0103 <strong>anumite<\/strong> mici reglaje &#8211; mai st\u00e2nga de jos, mai dreapta, at\u00e2t, stai c\u0103 nu e bine, mut\u0103-l totu\u0219i \u00eenapoi spre st\u00e2nga -, primitorul acceptului p\u0103streaz\u0103 pozi\u021bia, \u201er\u0103carul\u201d revine \u0219i \u00eensemneaz\u0103 locurile alese a deveni inser\u021bie pentru cuiele br\u0103\u021b\u0103rilor. A doua mare provocare se mut\u0103 de la paralelismul fa\u021b\u0103 de col\u021bul casei la cel \u00eentre burlan \u0219i zid. C\u00e2nd ai un zid a\u021b\u0103 de sus p\u00e2n\u0103 jos. C\u00e2nd nu, o dregi cum \u0219tii. Spatele casei lui Bobi\u021b\u0103 mai s\u0103 nu lase solu\u021bii. P\u00e2n\u0103 la jum\u0103tate tencuit la \u201ero\u0219u\u201d. De acolo p\u00e2n\u0103 sus, \u00een grinzi \u0219i sc\u00e2nduri, neterminat, era umplut zidul doar cu m\u0103m\u0103ligi de ciment-nisip-var. Neav\u00e2nd \u00eens\u0103 cump\u0103n\u0103, nu ne puteam da seama dac\u0103 \u0219i tencuiala finisat\u0103 la penultima m\u00e2n\u0103 era dreapt\u0103. A\u0219a c\u0103 tot la ochi am aproximat distan\u021ba de la br\u0103\u021b\u0103ri \u00een sine \u0219i cuiele lor de prindere. \u00cen etape. Mai pune burlanul, mai bate br\u0103\u021bara de sus, hai, mai d\u0103-i \u0219i \u00een aia de mijloc, prea mult, trage-o afar\u0103&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u00e2nd \u00eencepeau ciocanele noastre, amu\u021beau&#8230;. Ce s\u0103 se mai aud\u0103? S\u0103 doarm\u0103 copiii, s\u0103 se hodineasc\u0103 babele? Nicio \u0219ans\u0103! Ciocan<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22038"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22038"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22038\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22039,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22038\/revisions\/22039"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}