{"id":22004,"date":"2023-10-17T21:06:58","date_gmt":"2023-10-17T18:06:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22004"},"modified":"2023-10-17T21:06:58","modified_gmt":"2023-10-17T18:06:58","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-amusele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=22004","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Amu\u0219ele"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>     Dac\u0103 ratam secven\u021ba din Endeavour, a\u0219 fi uitat micul artificiu executat&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Acum sunt aproape sigur unde am aplicat una dintre inova\u021bii, ba chiar \u00een dou\u0103 locuri din lumea asta &#8211; mic\u0103 \u0219i a noastr\u0103 -, adic\u0103 un c\u0103z\u0103nel nu prins de jgheab, ci de perete, pentru a prelua apa de la un burlan, respectiv dou\u0103 \u00een unghi \u00eenchis. La nea Benescu, pe 9 Mai, dar la fiic\u0103-sa sau fiu-su, nu re\u021bin exact cu cine era \u00een grad direct de rudenie, \u0219i la nea Mitic\u0103 boxerul, la Livada. Tii!! Ce-a mai trecut vremea!<br \/>\n       Ca s\u0103 <strong>amors\u0103m<\/strong> bine \u0219i pentru vecii tablei &#8211; de c\u00e2nd \u00eei tot spusesem: \u201ePune, Cristi, mai mult\u0103 past\u0103 la fal\u021b!\u201d, \u201eNu pun?\u201d, \u201ePicul \u0103la nume\u0219ti tu pus? Nu vezi c\u0103 nu se \u00eentinde?\u201d, \u201eA\u0219a a r\u0103mas de data trecut\u0103.\u201d, \u201eDe c\u00e2nd, de anul trecut?\u201d -, partea secund\u0103 a acoperi\u0219ului a primit un nou smac, mai \u201eapos\u201d \u0219i mai mult. Cinci r\u00e2nduri f\u0103r\u0103 n\u0103b\u0103d\u0103i, dar cu cerin\u021be. Jos jum\u0103tatea obi\u0219nuit\u0103 s-a transformat \u00een bucat\u0103 normal\u0103, iar cea normal\u0103 \u00een una aproape c\u00e2t jum\u0103tate de foaie \u00eentreag\u0103. Ca s\u0103-i fac front de lucru lui Cristi, am dat-o pe m\u0103surat c\u00e2te trei, patru buc\u0103\u021bi. \u0218i strigam de sus, din buza stre\u0219inii: de 95; f\u0103 una de 63; mai bag\u0103 un 57, c\u0103 m\u0103 decalez cu r\u00e2ndurile, restul de 65, normale. Mai mari, mai mici, patru r\u00e2nduri \u0219i un pic le-am dat gata p\u00e2n\u0103 la ora sosirii \u0219oferului cu calupul restant de foi. Cred totu\u0219i c\u0103 s\u0103rise de trei \u0219i jum\u0103tate c\u00e2nd a sosit, nu trei cum crezusem. Fiindc\u0103 terminasem de \u00eenvelit cu ce avusesem \u0219i ne cam b\u0103team de musc\u0103. <strong>Am\u00e2nar\u0103<\/strong> \u0103i de la 9 Tei, ca s\u0103 \u00eei apuce terminarea programului, \u00eenc\u00e2t \u0219i-au primit de la firile noastre <strong>am\u0103gite<\/strong> cu \u201eVine c\u00e2t de repede se poate.\u201d, antamat de F\u0103nic\u0103, o mic\u0103 serie de boscorodeli. \u00cen pauza for\u021bat\u0103, ce a coincis \u0219i cu tardiva hot\u0103r\u00e2re de a lua masa. De \u00eencheiat nu se punea problema. Frigea tabla de nu puteai sta nici m\u0103car \u00eenc\u0103l\u021bat mai mult de 10 secunde pe ea. Cu piciorul gol, de ne alunecare, nici at\u00e2t. La mas\u0103, obi\u0219nuitul repertoriu de \u00eenvinuiri sub forma: \u201eLa ora asta nu mai m\u0103n\u00e2nc.\u201d. \u201eHai&#8230;, Cristi. Las\u0103 vr\u0103jeala. Am avut timp?\u201d Ce-i drept nu. Unul sus, unul jos, o perioad\u0103. R\u00e2ndurile, kilometrice. Mai rar 16 buc\u0103\u021bi. \u0218i de \u0219apte neamuri ca dimensiune. Acela\u0219i model ca la grajdul acoperit cu mul\u021bi ani \u00een urm\u0103, doar c\u0103 acum de\u021bineam atuul unor opera\u021biuni reduse ca volum. Dar anevoioase. Peste ele <strong>amurgea<\/strong>. Ziua a doua s-a sf\u00e2r\u0219it cu cele destule buc\u0103\u021bi extrase deja din acoperi\u0219, repuse pe suprafa\u021ba lemnoas\u0103 \u00een zona liber\u0103 dintre r\u00e2ndurile noi \u0219i cele dou\u0103 vechi. C\u0103 nu-s dimensiunile tablelor la fel. Un cincinal cu cinci milimetri mai mult, un cincinal cu cinci mai pu\u021bin \u0219i de vreo doi ani \u0219i cu opt centimetri minus. Din metrul consacrat. Cum p\u0103\u021bir\u0103m prin iunie. La B\u0103ile. Ziua a treia. Repede jos foicelele, cur\u0103\u021bare la mi\u021boco\u021bo de copci, lan\u021bii s-au l\u0103sat mai u\u0219or <strong>anexa\u021bi<\/strong> pe margine dec\u00e2t pe partea din fa\u021b\u0103, cuie peste tot, dou\u0103 r\u00e2nduri, aproape \u00eentreg ultimul, clin totu\u0219i. M-a cuprins \u00eens\u0103 un soi de <strong>angoas\u0103<\/strong> urc\u00e2nd \u00een creast\u0103 la vederea ultimului lan\u021b. N-am mai f\u0103cut \u201escandal\u201d ca alt\u0103 dat\u0103, am tras <strong>anafura<\/strong> \u00een g\u00e2nd, am constatat c\u0103 nici acum Cristi nu l-a aliniat dup\u0103 capetele de sc\u00e2ndur\u0103. I-am zis, dar pe un ton sc\u0103zut, <strong>angelic<\/strong>, c\u0103 s-a gr\u0103bit s\u0103 bat\u0103 cuiele de \u0219apte f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 verifice. At\u00e2t. Ca s\u0103 nu d\u0103m iar <strong>ancorei<\/strong> navei muncii drumul \u00een apele nelini\u0219tii. La 12 abia \u00eencepusem s\u0103 \u00eencheiem. C\u0103ldur\u0103&#8230; c\u00e2t\u0103 vrei. \u0218i nu at\u00e2t de mult\u0103 c\u00e2t\u0103 se str\u00e2nsese \u00een zincul de pe fa\u021b\u0103, unde nu se putea sta \u00eenc\u0103l\u021bat. Am f\u0103cut cruce &#8211; \u0219i cei care mai treceau pe strad\u0103 -, am lipit t\u0103lpile \u0219i&#8230;. Cred c\u0103 mai suportabil era s\u0103 trecem ca \u0103i de fac ritualuri prin America peste j\u0103ratic. \u00cen fug\u0103 abia se perpele\u0219te pielea. Pe tabl\u0103 te iau to\u021bi dracii. Am g\u0103sit totu\u0219i solu\u021bia. Ca s\u0103 \u021bii \u0219i s\u0103 aranjezi paziile, s\u0103 le \u0219i aliniezi, s\u0103 le fixezi cu hol\u021b\u0219uruburi, \u00ee\u021bi mai trebuie m\u00e2ini \u0219i t\u0103lpi de schimb. \u201eCristi!\u201d&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dac\u0103 ratam secven\u021ba din Endeavour, a\u0219 fi uitat micul artificiu executat&#8230;. 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