{"id":21925,"date":"2023-10-08T16:33:14","date_gmt":"2023-10-08T13:33:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21925"},"modified":"2023-10-14T23:10:09","modified_gmt":"2023-10-14T20:10:09","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-ancolai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21925","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Ancolai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        S\u0103 zici, cum zic al\u021bii. S\u0103 faci \u00eens\u0103 cum \u021bi-i&#8230; ra\u021biunea.<br \/>\n       Ve\u0219tile \u201ebune\u201d circul\u0103 precum nebunii. S\u0103 zici c\u0103 noaptea \u00eensfetnice\u0219te omul \u0219i-i d\u0103 un strop de minte. C\u0103 sar de la una la alta \u0219i <strong>amorfii<\/strong> materii de se mai cheam\u0103 creier \u00eei mai sare \u021band\u0103ra \u0219i face pe nebuna. Asta cu noaptea s-a-n\u021belenit \u00een r\u0103zboi, \u00een z\u0103p\u0103ceala israeli\u021bilor \u0219i \u0103lorlal\u021bi de peste f\u00e2\u0219ie c\u0103 nu se pot culca \u0219i trezi din ur\u0103. Apoi cu t\u00e2mpeala de a rupe \u0219oseaua la trei \u0219i dou\u0103zeci, ora actual\u0103 de scriere, nu cu ma\u0219ina, ci cu motocicleta. C\u0103 nu-i unul s\u0103 mai strige-n gura mare interdic\u021bii felurite. Tot de drag de somn, tot de drag de lini\u0219te \u0219i pace. Dar, a\u0219a cum \u00eemi mai a\u0219ternusem g\u00e2ndurile, toate r\u0103zbelurile pornesc de la nenorocita de Iliada, istoria de c\u0103p\u0103t\u00e2i a omenirii \u0219i a turb\u0103rii ce o caracterizeaz\u0103. De-alde Atrid care mi \u021bi-l asmute pe Ulise s\u0103 lin\u0219eze \u00een bezna nop\u021bii alt dornic de s\u00e2nge din tab\u0103ra troian\u0103. Traci, draci&#8230;. Din lips\u0103 de ocupa\u021bie. \u0218i azi, \u0219i mai ieri.<br \/>\n       Ian s\u0103 vie s\u0103 mi \u021bi-i ordonez jos, sus, sus, jos, \u00eenainte, \u00eenapoi de mii de ori pe zi, s\u0103 vaz\u0103 cum se bate-un cui \u0219i c\u00e2t de greu se \u021bine chiar \u0219i-o borma\u0219in\u0103 chiar \u0219i \u00een pozi\u021bia consacrat\u0103 \u00een plan de p\u00e2n\u0103 la 45 de grade. S\u0103 \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 ce <strong>amplori<\/strong> poate avea simpla \u00een\u0219urubare, ce junghiuri te iau c\u00e2nd te \u00eentinzi pe sc\u0103ri pentru un flintic de hol\u021b\u0219urub, cum se suce\u0219te g\u00e2tul \u0219i ce triceps se blocheaz\u0103 \u00een pozi\u021bie invers\u0103. S\u0103 \u00eentreba\u021bi pe cei ce pun rigipsuri pe tavan, c\u0103 nu-i nicio diferen\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n       Cristi e dresat gata. \u0218i stresat. De c\u00e2te ori \u00eei dau la loc comanda, de c\u00e2te ori revin asupra unei decizii p\u00e2n\u0103 la cea final\u0103, \u00eel apuc\u0103 spaima. Nevricalele. \u00cei dau \u0219i lui dreptate uneori, \u00eens\u0103 meseriile astea combinate, tinichigeria, l\u0103c\u0103tu\u0219eria, sudarea, montajul felurit, dulgheria, necesit\u0103 planuri adhoc. O singur\u0103 gre\u0219eal\u0103 produce at\u00e2ta inexactitate \u00eenc\u00e2t rezultatul final, din punct de vedere estetic \u0219i al rezisten\u021bei, las\u0103 de dorit.<br \/>\n        Problema este c\u0103 nici nu pot merge mai departe dac\u0103 nu reglez c\u00e2t de mult pot deficien\u021ba. Spatele acoperi\u0219ului de pe strada Plevnei, al lui Bobi\u021b\u0103, mi-a dat de furc\u0103. Hot\u0103r\u00e2sem s\u0103 remediez de la \u00eenceput deficien\u021ba major\u0103, concavitatea de la mijloc. Dou\u0103 r\u0103ngi, ceva pe care s\u0103 ne \u00een\u0103l\u021b\u0103m de la nivelul pardoselii, adic\u0103 un birou de prin mansard\u0103, singurul obiect de mobilier viabil, \u0219i ni\u021bic\u0103 for\u021b\u0103. C\u00e2teva pene&#8230;. Aici intervine stresul pentru Cristi. De unde procur\u0103 material pentru ele? \u201eNu vezi, m\u0103, bucata aia de grind\u0103? E-n ochii t\u0103i! F\u0103 c\u00e2teva. \u0218i de doi \u0219i de trei. Sau caut\u0103 capete de sc\u00e2ndur\u0103. Sunt pe-afar\u0103.\u201d Afar\u0103 \u00eensemn\u00e2nd traseul deloc facil care coboar\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2i din pod. O porc\u0103rie de \u201escar\u0103\u201d neterminat\u0103, \u00een partea de sus doar un plan \u00eenclinat abrupt de vreun metru, c\u0103ruia cineva i-a \u00eenfipt cum-necum o stinghie de lemn, bun\u0103 numai de-o trecere fulger\u0103toare c\u0103tre platforma de la un nivel intermediar, c\u00e2t s\u0103-\u021bi vin\u0103 ochii fix \u00een dreptul pl\u0103cii turnate da tavan. Apoi, ca be\u021bivii, cu ambele m\u00e2ini sprijinite de pere\u021bi, cobor\u00e2rea de peste doi metri, \u00een unghi de 60 de grade pe o plac\u0103 de osb, la fel de primejdioas\u0103, la fel de prost \u00eencropit\u0103 cu stinghioare. De c\u00e2teva ori drumul \u0219i piere orice poft\u0103. <strong>Amu\u021biri<\/strong>, reac\u021bii adverse, cheauneal\u0103. Pl\u0103m\u00e2ni scuipa\u021bi, gur\u0103 ars\u0103. S\u0103 nu ai cu ce s\u0103-i stingi&#8230;. Dar am avut. Limfaticul a avut cu ce compensa, cu toate c\u0103 ajunsese la nivel critic. \u00cen cele dou\u0103 zile de foc, primele, am avut la dispozi\u021bie una bucat\u0103 g\u0103leat\u0103 cu ghea\u021b\u0103, recipiente de diverse m\u0103rimi \u0219i cu diverse lichide, F\u0103nic\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg\u00e2nd cum frige buza sus pe cas\u0103 la 36 de grade anun\u021bate, la 40 de grade \u00een fapt \u0219i la vreo \u0219aptezeci pe tabl\u0103 \u00een punctul culminant al zilei. A\u0219a \u00eenc\u00e2t, \u00een <strong>analele<\/strong> meseriei noastre \u00eel putem trece pe locurile frunta\u0219e la ospitalitate. \u0218i s\u0103 diminu\u0103m seria de <strong>anateme<\/strong> pe care majoritatea clien\u021bilor lui le-au aruncat asupr\u0103-i. Nu f\u0103\u021bi\u0219, desigur, pu\u021bini au curajul s\u0103 \u00eenfrunte un amanetist f\u0103r\u0103 consecin\u021be. La noi e suficient s\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti cuiva despre \u201edu\u0219manul\u201d t\u0103u expresia \u201es\u0103-\u0219i ia lum\u00e2n\u0103ri de banii \u0103ia\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u0103 zici, cum zic al\u021bii. S\u0103 faci \u00eens\u0103 cum \u021bi-i&#8230; ra\u021biunea. Ve\u0219tile \u201ebune\u201d circul\u0103 precum nebunii. 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