{"id":21923,"date":"2023-10-08T16:22:41","date_gmt":"2023-10-08T13:22:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21923"},"modified":"2023-10-08T16:22:41","modified_gmt":"2023-10-08T13:22:41","slug":"spatii-culturale-nr-10-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21923","title":{"rendered":"Spa\u021bii culturale nr. 10 (12)"},"content":{"rendered":"

MIHAELA MALEA STROE<\/strong>
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Albundyzarea sau\u2026
\nCa \u00een filmele cu pro\u015fti!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mi-aduc aminte de serialul american \u201eFamilia
\nBundy\u201d. C\u00e2nd a \u00eenceput s\u0103 ruleze la noi, eram \u00eenc\u0103
\ndeparte de realitatea pe care filmul o ar\u0103ta cu
\ndege\u0163elul comediei. Nefericitul Al. Bundy \u00eencerc\u00e2nd
\ndisperat, ore \u00een \u015fir, s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 la telefon cu o
\npersoan\u0103 dintr-o institu\u0163ie, dar av\u00e2nd parte doar de
\nnesf\u00e2r\u015fite indica\u0163ii ale robotului telefonic, ni se
\np\u0103rea de domeniul fic\u0163iunii sau al unui absurd care
\npe noi, mioriticii \u00een\u0163elep\u0163i, nu ne poate atinge
\nniciodat\u0103. \u015ei ziceam \u201ece pro\u015fti, americanii \u0103\u015ftia!\u201d. Iar
\nr\u00e2setele livrate pe coloana sonor\u0103 a comediei, de
\nparc\u0103 cineva \u0163i-ar fi spus \u201em\u0103i, spectatorule, acum
\ntrebuie s\u0103 r\u00e2zi!\u201d le percepeam ca pe o insult\u0103 la
\nadresa inteligen\u0163ei noastre. C\u0103 noi \u015ftim c\u00e2nd e de r\u00e2s
\nsau de pl\u00e2ns, nu e cazul s\u0103 ne \u00eempung\u0103 regizorul de
\nla spate. R\u00e2deam c\u00e2nd vreun personaj din film
\ndeschidea cutia po\u015ftal\u0103 \u015fi se pr\u0103bu\u015fea sub avalan\u015fa
\nde reclame sau ne cuprindea un fel de r\u00e2su\u2019-pl\u00e2nsu\u2019,
\nori o filosofic\u0103 \u00eendoial\u0103 (\u201ehai, c\u0103 n-o fi chiar a\u015fa!\u201d)
\ndac\u0103 facturile cet\u0103\u0163eanului Al. Bundy ap\u0103reau \u00een
\nfilm ca o f\u00e2\u015fie de h\u00e2rtie care curge, \u015fi curge, \u015fi nu se
\nmai sf\u00e2r\u015fe\u015fte.
\n\u00centre timp, am intrat \u00een NATO, am intrat \u00een UE…,
\na vuit presa, cu surle \u015fi tr\u00e2mbi\u0163e, de izb\u00e2nda noastr\u0103,
\niar noi ne-am veselit precum str\u0103mo\u015fii daci \u00een fa\u0163a
\nmor\u0163ii. C\u0103 a\u015fa ni-i felul: st\u0103m ce st\u0103m, batem pe la
\npor\u0163i, c\u00e2nd \u00een dreapta, c\u00e2nd \u00een st\u00e2nga, cu \u015fira
\nspin\u0103rii \u00een form\u0103 de semn de \u00eentrebare, apoi, dac\u0103
\nsuntem primi\u0163i, wow!!!, semnul de-ntrebare semb\u0103\u0163o\u015feaz\u0103
\nspontan, se face semn de mirare, iar pe
\nnoi ne-apuc\u0103, a\u015fa, o voio\u015fie uria\u015f\u0103. Intrinsec\u0103. \u015ei
\nd\u0103m drumu\u2019, c\u00e2t ne \u0163in pl\u0103m\u00e2nii, g\u00e2tlejul, boxele \u015fi
\nmicrofonul, la manele!
\nDe-acum avem \u015fi noi cutiile po\u015ftale pline-ochi cu
\nreclame, avem seriale proaste de comedie cu r\u00e2sete
\nde-a gata pe coloana sonor\u0103 (dar nu ne mai sim\u0163im
\njigni\u0163i, astea-s ale noastre, sau, m\u0103 rog, a\u015fa de cu
\npatos le-am \u201e\u00eemprumutat\u201d, c\u0103… p\u00e2n\u2019 la urm\u0103 ni leam
\n\u00eensu\u015fit), avem tsunami de facturi, computere \u015fi
\nbaze de date. Ne-am f\u0103cut intrarea \u00een lumea
\ncivilizat\u0103.
\nDac\u0103 tot veni vorba, am primit \u00een urm\u0103 cu
\ndou\u0103-trei luni, o factur\u0103 de la SC nu \u015ftiu cum Energy,
\ndistribuitor de gaze naturale. O sum\u0103 astronomic\u0103
\nde plat\u0103! Am presupus a fi gre\u015feal\u0103 \u015fi mi-am
\nimaginat c\u0103 se poate remedia simplu, d\u00e2nd telefon
\nla societatea furnizoare. Am sunat la num\u0103rul de pe
\nfactur\u0103, num\u0103r scurt, de Bucure\u015fti, \u00een alt\u0103 re\u0163ea. S-a
\nauzit declicul, am vrut s\u0103 dau bun\u0103-ziua, s\u0103 m\u0103
\nprezint \u015fi s\u0103-mi spun p\u0103sul. A\u015f! Mi-a r\u0103spuns
\nrobotul: \u201eBine a\u0163i venit la SC …., serviciul rela\u0163ii cu
\nclien\u0163ii… Pentru nu \u015ftiu ce… ap\u0103sa\u0163i tasta 1. Pentru
\nnu \u015ftiu cum… ap\u0103sa\u0163i tasta 2… Pentru… ap\u0103sa\u0163i tasta
\n3…, 4… Dac\u0103 sunte\u0163i persoan\u0103 fizic\u0103 ap\u0103sa\u0163i tasta…
\nDac\u0103 sunte\u0163i persoan\u0103 juridic\u0103 ap\u0103sa\u0163i tasta… Dac\u0103
\nsuna\u0163i de pe un telefon cu disc, apelul dvs. va fi
\npreluat automat de unul dintre operatorii no\u015ftri…
\nV\u0103 mul\u0163umim c\u0103 a\u0163i apelat…\u201d. P\u00e2n\u0103 a silabisit toat\u0103
\npoezia, au trecut zece minute, apoi a luat-o de la
\ncap\u0103t, iar eu am \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg frustrarea lui Al.
\nBundy. Pierdusem n\u0103dejdea c\u0103 la cap\u0103tul firului ar
\nputea exista o fiin\u0163\u0103 vie, dar, \u00eentr-un t\u00e2rziu, \u00eemi
\nr\u0103spunde un operator. \u00cei povestesc necazul.
\nPovestesc pe scurt, c\u0103 am deja viziunea cenu\u015fie a
\nviitoarei facturi de telefon. \u00cencurc\u0103tura \u2013 a dedus el,
\ne din cauza unui contract pe care ar fi trebuit s\u0103-l
\nsemnez cu societatea furnizoare. Din motive ce \u0163in
\nde tainele cele mai ad\u00e2nci ale universului,
\ndocumentul expediat de ei nu ajunsese la mine.
\nFoarte amabil, operatorul \u00eemi cere adresa de e-mail,
\ns\u0103 mi-l trimit\u0103 \u00een format electronic. M\u0103 cuprinde
\nprematur fericirea c\u0103 tr\u0103iesc \u00een epoca internetului \u015fi
\nc\u0103 \u2013 urraaa!!! \u2013 \u00een c\u00e2teva secunde se poate rezolva
\nproblema: primesc contractul, \u00eel completez \u015fi-l
\nretrimit. Simplu, elegant, eficient. Omul \u00eemi
\ntempereaz\u0103 entuziasmul naiv:
\n– Nu, sta\u0163i ni\u0163el, n-a\u0163i \u00een\u0163eles. Eu v\u0103 pot trimite
\ncontractul pe e-mail, dar trebuie s\u0103-l imprima\u0163i, s\u0103
\nmerge\u0163i la sediul firmei noastre, s\u0103-l depune\u0163i
\npersonal, cu semn\u0103tur\u0103.
\nAha! De ce s\u0103-l mai trimit\u0103? De ce s\u0103-l mai
\nimprim?! Dac\u0103 tot \u00eei musai s\u0103 merg la sediu, au
\nacolo formulare de contract. \u00centreb, s\u0103 m\u0103 l\u0103muresc
\ntotu\u015fi, cum a ajuns suma fabuloas\u0103 pe factura mea.
\n– P\u0103i,… hmm,… \u015fti\u0163i,… s-a f\u0103cut un calcul estimativ,
\n\u00eemi r\u0103spunde \u00eencurcat.
\n– Estimativ… pe ce criterii? \u00eentreb. Suma maxim\u0103
\npe care am avut-o de pl\u0103tit vreodat\u0103 e de \u015fase ori
\nmai mic\u0103 dec\u00e2t asta. N-am central\u0103 termic\u0103, nu
\ng\u0103tesc pentru un batalion. Am un am\u0103r\u00e2t de aragaz,
\npe care-l folosesc economic.
\nEvit\u0103 r\u0103spunsul, se b\u00e2lb\u00e2ie (semn, oare, c\u0103
\nfunc\u0163ionarul \u00ee\u015fi asum\u0103 o culp\u0103 a firmei?!), \u00eemi spune
\nc\u0103 \u201ehmm, \u015fti\u0163i… nu s-a procedat la un istoric al
\nconsumului per client\u201d (e un fel de a recunoa\u015fte c\u0103
\nestim\u0103rile s-au f\u0103cut \u201edin burt\u0103\u201d, \u201edup\u0103 ureche\u201d, \u201ela
\nmica inspira\u0163ie\u201d), dar, mereu amabil, \u00een timp ce
\nvorbim, verific\u0103 \u00een calculator c\u00e2t a consumat
\n\u201estimatul client\u201d, adic\u0103 eu, \u00een lunile de iarn\u0103 ale
\nanului trecut \u015fi admite c\u0103 am dreptate. Se ofer\u0103 s\u0103
\nmodifice estimarea v\u0103zduhist\u0103 \u015fi opereaz\u0103 pe loc
\n\u201erepara\u0163ia\u201d datelor. M\u0103 sf\u0103tuie\u015fte, pe ton de scuz\u0103,
\ns\u0103 fac stornarea facturii-gigant la sediu, c\u00e2nd o s\u0103
\nmerg pentru contract. Ca bonus, \u00eemi spune adresa
\nunde trebuie s\u0103 ajung. P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 prezint la adres\u0103,
\nm\u0103 ajunge din urm\u0103 o alt\u0103 factur\u0103 de… categorie
\ngrea. Nu-i nimic, le pot storna pe am\u00e2ndou\u0103 odat\u0103.
\nSediul firmei \u2013 greu accesibil, departe de liniile de
\ntransport \u00een comun. Cum crap\u0103 pietrele de ger (e
\nBoboteaza!), scotocesc prin portmoneu \u015fi iau un taxi
\ns\u0103 m\u0103 duc\u0103 la adres\u0103. Dau peste o cl\u0103dire nou\u0103,
\nimens\u0103, cu termopane, cu gresie, cu personal
\nelegant, cu ghi\u015fee, birouri, camere de supraveghere
\nplus agent de paz\u0103. Imagine conving\u0103toare de firm\u0103
\nfoarte prosper\u0103.
\nCinci casiere, la cinci ghi\u015fee, se plictisesc din lips\u0103
\nde clien\u0163i. M\u0103 \u00eendrept cu \u00eencredere spre una dintre
\nele, \u00eei spun c\u0103 am venit pentru un contract nou \u015fi o
\nstornare de facturi. Sur\u00e2de \u015fi m\u0103 \u00eendrum\u0103 s\u0103 merg
\nal\u0103turi, la \u201erela\u0163ii cu clien\u0163ii\u201d. Acolo… coad\u0103 mare!
\nS\u0103 fie cam o sut\u0103 de persoane?! Imediat ce m\u0103 a\u015fez
\nla r\u00e2nd \u2013 f\u0103c\u00e2nd eforturi s\u0103-mi p\u0103strez calmul \u2013 aflu
\nc\u0103 cet\u0103\u0163enii din care se compune coada sunt, to\u0163i,
\nveni\u0163i s\u0103 reclame diverse nereguli. Cei cu
\nexperien\u0163\u0103, care au b\u0103tut drumurile de multe ori, m\u0103
\nasigur\u0103 c\u0103 am avut mare noroc, norocul
\n\u00eencep\u0103torului. De obicei coada e mult mai lung\u0103, se
\n\u00eentinde prin curte, iar pe gerul \u0103sta, s\u0103 a\u015ftep\u0163i afar\u0103…
\nVara, treac\u0103-mearg\u0103, de\u015fi nici pe canicul\u0103… O
\ndoamn\u0103 poveste\u015fte, sufocat\u0103 de indignare, c\u0103 se afl\u0103
\na patra oar\u0103 \u00een situa\u0163ia de-a pierde vremea la coad\u0103
\ns\u0103 cear\u0103 stornarea facturii; ea s-a debran\u015fat de la
\nre\u0163ea, face foc cu lemne, a tot reclamat \u015fi nimeni n-o
\n\u015fterge din baza de date. Un domn, dup\u0103 ce se
\nr\u0103core\u015fte \u00eenjur\u00e2ndu-i pe politicieni, iese din r\u00e2nd \u015fi
\namenin\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 se duce la etaj, s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 el cu \u201eun
\n\u015fef\u201d, c\u0103 a\u015fa nu se mai poate! \u00cel opre\u015fte, vigilent,
\nagentul de paz\u0103 care, prinz\u00e2ndu-l pe dup\u0103 umeri, \u00eel
\nreaduce la coad\u0103, explic\u00e2ndu-i, probabil, c\u0103 nu poate
\ns\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 a\u015fa, oric\u00e2nd i se n\u0103zare lui, cu \u015fefii. C\u0103
\nse respect\u0103 ni\u015fte reguli. Omul strecoar\u0103 printre din\u0163i
\nun \u201elua-v-ar dracu\u2019 de nenoroci\u0163i!, c\u0103 pl\u0103tim de ne
\nusc\u0103m \u015fi ne \u015fi pune\u0163i pe drumuri!\u201d, dar \u00ee\u015fi reia locul.
\nO alt\u0103 doamn\u0103 se contamineaz\u0103 din aer cu virusul
\nrevoltei \u015fi se adreseaz\u0103 r\u0103stit uneia dintre casierele
\nf\u0103r\u0103 clien\u0163i:
\n– Auzi, duduie? De ce s\u0103 fac eu autocitirea? Face\u0163i
\neconomii, nu mai pl\u0103ti\u0163i angaja\u0163i pe teren \u015fi ne da\u0163i
\nnou\u0103 griji \u00een plus! Crezi matale c\u0103 eu n-am destule
\npe cap? M\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fte cineva s\u0103 v\u0103 fac munca? \u00cemi
\npl\u0103te\u015fte cineva telefonul dac\u0103 sun s\u0103 dau
\nautocitirea?
\nCasiera prinde porti\u0163a de sc\u0103pare:
\n– E telefon gratuit, doamn\u0103, nu v\u0103 cost\u0103 s\u0103
\ncomunica\u0163i indexul.
\n– Da\u2019 nu e treaba mea! Nu sunt angajata voastr\u0103!
\nAzi-m\u00e2ine o s\u0103 ne pretinde\u0163i s\u0103 facem \u015fi verificarea
\ninstala\u0163iei! Dup\u0103 ce c\u0103 pl\u0103tim consumul c\u00e2t nu face,
\nne \u00eenc\u0103rca\u0163i \u015fi cu \u00eendatoririle voastre?! Ce-ai zice,
\nduduie, dac\u0103 medicul n-ar veni la domiciliu c\u00e2nd ai
\nnevoie \u015fi \u0163i-ar spune s\u0103-\u0163i iei singur\u0103 tensiunea \u015fi s\u0103
\ni-o comunici la telefon? Ai copii?
\n– Da, am… r\u0103spunde ezitant casiera.
\n– Ce-ai zice dac\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea \u0163i-ar trimite
\nextemporalele, s\u0103 faci m\u0103t\u0103lic\u0103 evaluarea \u015fi s\u0103 i-o
\ncomunici telefonic? Aud?! Taci, nu?!
\n– Ce s\u0103 spun? Nu v\u0103 lua\u0163i de mine! N-am hot\u0103r\u00e2t
\neu s\u0103 se fac\u0103 autocitire.
\nCineva din spate bomb\u0103ne: \u201eN-au bani s\u0103-\u015fi
\npl\u0103teasc\u0103 angaja\u0163ii de pe teren, da\u2019 s\u0103-\u015fi trag\u0103 sediu
\nluxos ca \u0103sta, c\u00e2t aeroportu\u2019, au bani! Mincino\u015fi
\nnesim\u0163i\u0163i! Ne sfideaz\u0103!\u201d
\nM\u0103 uit la clien\u0163ii adu\u015fi \u00een pragul isteriei de
\nneregulile repetate ale firmei, clien\u0163i pe care firma \u00eei
\nstimeaz\u0103… profund! \u015ei mi se pare c\u0103 \u00eel am \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 pe
\nAl. Bundy \u00eenzecit, \u00eensutit.
\nAgentul de paz\u0103 s-a ridicat de la m\u0103su\u0163a lui \u015fi se
\nplimb\u0103, umbr\u0103 t\u0103cut\u0103, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 noi. S\u0103 nu uit\u0103m c\u0103
\nst\u0103 de veghe la ordinea \u015fi lini\u015ftea public\u0103!
\nCoada avanseaz\u0103 foarte \u00eencet, cu toate c\u0103 e
\n\u201epreluat\u0103\u201d de patru func\u0163ionari, la patru birouri
\nluxoase, dotate cu calculatoare de genera\u0163ie foarte
\nnou\u0103 \u015fi cu c\u00e2te un scaun comod unde s\u0103 \u015fad\u0103 c\u00e2t
\nmai confortabil reclamantul c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u015fi vars\u0103 amarul.
\nSe avanseaz\u0103 greu pentru c\u0103 func\u0163ionarii stau de
\nvorb\u0103 pe \u00eendelete cu fiecare, calmul lor \u2013 grea
\nobliga\u0163ie de serviciu! \u2013 e menit s\u0103 ostoiasc\u0103 nervii
\nreclamantului. Vr\u00e2nd-nevr\u00e2nd, fac \u015fi psihoterapie,
\ns\u0103 ias\u0103 clientul pe u\u015fa institu\u0163iei cu m\u00e2nia
\nanesteziat\u0103, nu cumva s\u0103 plece furios, s\u0103 dea cu
\nbolovani \u00een termopane.
\nAjung, dup\u0103 mai bine de o or\u0103, \u00een fa\u0163a
\nfunc\u0163ionarei. Repet povestea pe care o spusesem
\noperatorului la telefon, semnez contractul, \u00eei dau
\nfacturile s\u0103 le storneze, ea tasteaz\u0103, verific\u0103, \u00eemi
\nconfirm\u0103 c\u0103 totul e bine \u015fi corect acum. O \u00eentreb
\ndac\u0103 mai am ceva de f\u0103cut, de pild\u0103 s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc vreo
\ndiferen\u0163\u0103, vreo restan\u0163\u0103, ceva, c\u0103 tot e pustiu pe la
\nghi\u015feele de \u00eencas\u0103ri. M\u0103 asigur\u0103 c\u0103 n-am absolut
\nnimic de pl\u0103tit, c\u0103 va veni o factur\u0103 nou\u0103, cu suma
\nrecalculat\u0103 conform indexului real. Insist:
\n– Sigur n-am nimic de plat\u0103? S\u0103 n-am surprize…
\nM\u0103 prive\u015fte de sus, parc\u0103 a\u015f fi retardat\u0103, adic\u0103:
\nce-o fi cu mine, nu pricep ce mi-a spus?, \u015fi repet\u0103
\nap\u0103sat, aproape silabisind:
\n– Nu ave\u0163i nimic de plat\u0103 acum. Am f\u0103cut
\nstornarea, e-n ordine, ve\u0163i primi o factur\u0103 nou\u0103. O.K.
\nPlec spre cas\u0103, cu mul\u0163umirea c\u0103 am sc\u0103pat de-o
\ngrij\u0103.
\nDup\u0103 nici dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, g\u0103sesc \u00een cutia po\u015ftal\u0103
\nun plic de la SC… Energy Romania. A venit factura
\nnou\u0103?! Ce operativitate! Sunt curioas\u0103 c\u00e2t am de
\nplat\u0103 \u015fi deschid plicul \u00een timp ce urc sc\u0103rile spre
\napartament. Dar… surpriz\u0103, ca la r\u0103va\u015fele din
\npl\u0103cinta de Revelion! Nu-i factura, e o \u201eNotificare
\nsistare furnizare gaze naturale\u201d care \u00eencepe cu
\n\u201eStimate client\u201d \u015fi m\u0103 avertizeaz\u0103 c\u0103… n-am pl\u0103tit!
\nCare plat\u0103? Intru \u00een cas\u0103, pun m\u00e2na pe telefon, sun,
\ncheltuiesc s\u0103 m\u0103 l\u0103muresc. Acum \u015ftiu c\u0103 am de
\na\u015fteptat s\u0103-\u015fi termine robotul discursul. A\u015ftept. Zece
\nminute. Dou\u0103zeci. E un discurs mai lung, care m\u0103
\ninformeaz\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103, din aprilie, am \u201eobliga\u0163ia de a
\nefectua verificarea instala\u0163iei\u201d… Ooops! Doamna de
\nla coad\u0103, care dibuise viitoarea sarcin\u0103 a
\nconsumatorului, era pesemne clarv\u0103z\u0103toare! Sigur,
\nnu fac eu verificarea, am obliga\u0163ia s\u0103 chem o
\npersoan\u0103 autorizat\u0103, de la firm\u0103, nu mai vin ei, pur
\n\u015fi simplu. Vocea din receptor face oferte, la \u201epachet\u201d
\n\u2013 cu verific\u0103ri, cu asigur\u0103ri, varianta unu, varianta
\ndoi, trei… Totul cost\u0103. Secretul prosperit\u0103\u0163ii firmei?
\nDib\u0103cia de panacot \u2013 s\u0103 sustrag\u0103, insesizabil, banii
\ndin buzunarul clientului, p\u00e2n\u0103 la ultima moned\u0103.
\n\u00cenchid, formez din nou, o dat\u0103, de dou\u0103 ori…
\nDegeaba. Robotul vorbe\u015fte continuu. A devenit
\nst\u0103p\u00e2nul tiranic al libert\u0103\u0163ii mele de exprimare. Peste
\ntrei sferturi de or\u0103 au pierit f\u0103r\u0103 eroism, \u00een neant, de
\nc\u00e2nd vocea din receptor \u00eemi dicteaz\u0103 ce s\u0103 fac
\n(\u201eap\u0103sa\u0163i tasta 3\u201d, m\u0103 supun, ap\u0103s \u2013 cu un calm care
\nd\u0103 \u00een clocot \u2013 tasta 3), f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple nimic.
\nA\u015ftept. Cu fiecare secund\u0103 risipit\u0103, d\u0103 s\u0103-mi
\nplesneasc\u0103 meningele sub semnul \u00eentreb\u0103rii \u201ecum
\npo\u0163i ucide un robot?\u201d O fi absurd c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 dau
\nde o f\u0103ptur\u0103 vie, inteligent\u0103, capabil\u0103 de dialog? M\u0103
\nsimt iar\u0103\u015fi solidar\u0103 cu Bundy care, \u00een film, are
\nstringent nevoie de o persoan\u0103 \u00een carne \u015fi oase. El \u00een
\nfilm, eu… Fatalitate! Robotul e de neocolit \u015fi de
\nne\u00eenfr\u00e2nt. La a \u015faptea \u00eencercare, ceva din discursul
\npe care sunt silit\u0103 s\u0103-l ascult se schimb\u0103. Ma\u015fin\u0103ria
\nm\u0103 \u00een\u015ftiin\u0163eaz\u0103 c\u0103 \u201edin motive tehnice nu se poate
\nface leg\u0103tura cu operatorii, ne cerem scuze, v\u0103
\nrug\u0103m s\u0103 reveni\u0163i!\u201d Asta are noim\u0103. Renun\u0163. Dup\u0103
\nun timp, \u00eemi \u00eencerc norocul, poate s-a rezolvat
\ndefec\u0163iunea tehnic\u0103. E ca la ruleta ruseasc\u0103. Buum!
\nRobotul m\u0103 informeaz\u0103 c\u0103 programul cu publicul s-a
\n\u00eencheiat. Ceva tot am dob\u00e2ndit: mi-am \u00eenc\u0103rcat cu
\nsucces nota de plat\u0103 la telefon cu o or\u0103 \u015fi jum\u0103tate \u00een
\ncare n-am dat de nici un suflet, n-am l\u0103murit nimic.
\nDiminea\u0163a devreme, sun. Trec minute lungi cu
\nacela\u015fi robot tor\u0163ionar, dar aud, \u00een fine, o voce
\numan\u0103. Ce izb\u00e2nd\u0103! Ce surs\u0103 de fericire! Din
\ncategoria fericirii pe care o \u00eencercam pe vremuri, la
\nsf\u00e2r\u015fit de s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, c\u00e2nd \u201ese d\u0103dea ap\u0103 cald\u0103\u201d!
\nCineva de la cap\u0103tul firului se prezint\u0103 inteligibil
\n\u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103 \u201ecu ce v\u0103 pot ajuta?\u201d Iau povestea de la
\ncap\u0103t, \u00eembog\u0103\u0163it\u0103 cu episodul de la sediu.
\nOperatoarea verific\u0103 \u00een baza de date. Indexul real e
\n\u00eenregistrat, contractul nou exist\u0103, dar… \u201enu s-a f\u0103cut
\nstornarea!\u201d \u015fi ar fi o restan\u0163\u0103 \u2013 \u201ecum?! nu vi s-a
\nspus?!\u201d \u2013 care trebuie achitat\u0103 urgent. Cu scuzele de
\nrigoare, promite s\u0103 fac\u0103 stornarea \u201echiar acum\u201d,
\nrecomand\u00e2ndu-mi s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc restan\u0163a. \u00centreb c\u00e2t, ea
\ncalculeaz\u0103 \u2013 dup\u0103 un algoritm mai misterios dec\u00e2t
\n\u00eens\u0103\u015fi apari\u0163ia vie\u0163ii pe planeta albastr\u0103 \u2013 o sum\u0103
\nestimativ\u0103 \u201ecirca 25 de lei\u201d, pentru care, \u00eemi spune, se
\nva emite factur\u0103, dar pot achita anticipat, la una
\ndintre b\u0103ncile cutare sau cutare, pe baza codului de
\nbare de la orice factur\u0103 anterioar\u0103.
\n– Sunte\u0163i sigur\u0103 c\u0103, dac\u0103 achit azi suma, n-o s\u0103 m\u0103
\npomenesc la u\u015f\u0103 cu geala\u0163ii care taie gazul?
\n– Foarte sigur\u0103! Am operat personal stornarea, nu
\nmai sunt probleme.
\n\u00cei mul\u0163umesc, \u00eemi mul\u0163ume\u015fte, toat\u0103 lumea e
\nmul\u0163umit\u0103, inclusiv re\u0163eaua de telefonie \u2013 al c\u0103rei
\nstimat client sunt \u2013 c\u0103 am consumat \u00eenc\u0103 45 de
\nminute (robot plus operatoare).
\nFug la banc\u0103, pl\u0103tesc restan\u0163a. \u00cemi reg\u0103sesc pacea
\ninterioar\u0103 \u015fi starea de libertate \u00eendat\u0103 ce primesc
\nchitan\u0163a, dovada c\u0103 mi-am pl\u0103tit datoria.
\nNu trece o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi \u00een cutia po\u015ftal\u0103 m\u0103
\na\u015fteapt\u0103 alt plic cu dung\u0103 verzuie de la SC…
\nEnergy… \u00cel deschid, convins\u0103 c\u0103 e factura pentru
\nsuma pl\u0103tit\u0103 la banc\u0103. Suma de pe factur\u0103 e mai
\nmic\u0103 \u2013 23 lei, nu-i bai, \u00eemi zic, treac\u0103 2 lei de la
\nmine, nu merit\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 enervez… Dau s\u0103-mp\u0103turesc
\nh\u00e2rtia, c\u00e2nd \u00eemi sare \u00een ochi \u201eAten\u0163ie! Ave\u0163i sold
\nprecedent!\u201d. Ca un strigoi r\u00e2njind satisf\u0103cut, la
\n\u201esold precedent\u201d apare suma uria\u015f\u0103 de pe prima
\nfactur\u0103, cea a c\u0103rei stornare o cerusem deja de
\ndou\u0103 ori! \u201eNu se poate!!!\u201d strig\u0103 mintea mea \u00een
\nsinea ei, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd o brum\u0103 de logic\u0103, \u00een timp ce
\npulsul mi se accelereaz\u0103 \u015fi, vorba lui Sadoveanu,
\nsimt c\u0103-mi cre\u015fte pe spinare p\u0103r de c\u00e2ine turbat.
\nNu m\u0103 uit \u00een oglind\u0103, \u015ftiu c\u0103 l-a\u015f vedea acolo pe
\nBundy, iscodindu-m\u0103: \u201eVezi? Ziceai c\u0103 sunt prost!
\nNu-s prost, da\u2019-ntr-o lume ca asta, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi
\ncoeficientul de inteligen\u0163\u0103 al lui Einstein ar intra la
\nap\u0103!\u201d
\nRespir ad\u00e2nc, num\u0103r p\u00e2n\u0103 la zece, recapitulez: la
\nsediu am fost, la coad\u0103 am stat, la telefon am vorbit!
\nAsigur\u0103ri c\u0103 totul e-n ordine am primit din greu.
\nZadarnic! Mai am o \u015fans\u0103, recomandat\u0103 de prietena
\nmea Marta: reclama\u0163ia \u00een format electronic. Deschid
\ncont, scriu sesizarea, rezum\u00e2nd, la s\u00e2nge, toat\u0103
\nodiseea \u00een dou\u0103zeci de r\u00e2nduri. Dau click s\u0103 o trimit.
\nCalculatorul afi\u015feaz\u0103: \u201enu a\u0163i introdus mesajul!\u201d \u015fi
\nrefuz\u0103 expedierea. Repet opera\u0163iunea, mesajul
\neacolo, \u00eentreg, calculatorul repet\u0103 \u015fi el: \u201enu a\u0163i
\nintrodus mesajul!\u201d \u00cemi adun toate rezervele de
\nenergie pozitiv\u0103, s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg de ce a orbit ma\u015fin\u0103ria,
\nde ce nu \u201evede\u201d textul. Revela\u0163ie: sesizarea, scris\u0103
\ndup\u0103 normele limbii literare, cu semne de
\npunctua\u0163ie \u015fi tot tac\u00e2mul, num\u0103r\u0103 1028 semne.
\nSpa\u0163iul pentru mesaj accept\u0103 1000 de semne.
\nCuvinte nu pot \u015fterge, c\u0103 mesajul ar deveni
\nincoerent. Cu str\u00e2ngere de inim\u0103, cu sentimentul c\u0103
\nsunt silit\u0103 s\u0103 scriu ca un semianalfabet, \u015fterg
\nvirgulele, patru cratime, o pereche de ghilimele, o
\nparantez\u0103 \u015fi opt puncte. Au r\u0103mas 1000 de semne.
\nVictorie! Dau click, de data asta calculatorul \u201evede\u201d
\n\u015fi trimite, docil, sesizarea. Primesc \u2013 tichie de
\nm\u0103rg\u0103ritar! \u2013 felicit\u0103ri c\u0103 \u201emesajul a fost \u00eenregistrat
\ncu succes!\u201d
\nCur\u00e2nd, \u00een inbox apare r\u0103spunsul \u2013 sesizarea a
\nfost \u00eenregistrat\u0103 cu nr. cutare, s-au f\u0103cut storn\u0103rile,
\nave\u0163i de plat\u0103 4,70 lei. Semneaz\u0103 \u201ecu stim\u0103\u201d L. O.
\nDeci asta va fi suma pe factura viitoare. Bine. Dup\u0103
\nat\u00e2ta timp, reintrarea \u00een normalitate e ca balonul cu
\noxigen. Respir, m\u0103 bucur c\u0103, virtual, reclama\u0163ia s-a
\nsolu\u0163ionat, tr\u0103iasc\u0103 e-mailul \u015fi internetul!
\nDeschid fereastra. M\u0103 uit afar\u0103, cu bun\u0103dispozi\u0163ia
\ncelui sc\u0103pat din gheara absurdului. Ninge frumos,
\ncu fulgi rari, lene\u015fi, mari, s-a a\u015fternut z\u0103pad\u0103 sub\u0163ire
\n\u00een parc, gerul s-a \u00eenmuiat. Se duce, \u00eencet-\u00eencet,
\niarna…
\nZilele trec. Venind azi de la serviciu (bine\u00een\u0163eles,
\n\u00een tot acest timp am func\u0163ionat integral, nu cu
\njum\u0103tate de norm\u0103, pe toate fronturile existen\u0163ei
\nmele \u2013 profesional, familial, cultural, social), v\u0103d c\u0103,
\ndin cutiile po\u015ftale ale tuturor locatarilor, se
\nholbeaz\u0103, verzui, noile facturi de gaz. O iau pe aceea
\ncare mi-e destinat\u0103, o deschid, m\u0103 a\u015ftept s\u0103 g\u0103sesc la
\nrubrica \u201efactur\u0103 curent\u0103\u201d suma de 4,70 lei, nimic
\naltceva. Dar… \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103! stupoare: factura curent\u0103
\ne de 6,89 lei! Toat\u0103 matematica studiat\u0103 temeinic \u00een
\n\u015fcoal\u0103 \u2013 integrale, derivate, ecua\u0163ii, combin\u0103ri de n
\nluate c\u00e2te k, func\u0163ii, grafice, sinus, cosinus \u2013 este, \u00een
\nclipa asta, neputincioas\u0103. Cum s-a ajuns de la 4,70
\nla 6,89? De ce gazul se consum\u0103 \u00een metri cubi, dar
\nse factureaz\u0103 \u00een kw\/h? Sunt calcule \u015fi transform\u0103ri
\ncare i-ar bulversa \u015fi pe Pitagora, \u015fi pe Thales din
\nMilet, \u015fi pe Newton, \u015fi pe Edison \u015fi pe…
\nTutankamon. \u201eStimatul client\u201d nu are nici un
\ncontrol asupra leg\u0103turii, c\u00e2ndva clare, dintre
\nconsum \u015fi costuri. Ca \u015fi cum n-ar fi de-ajuns, din
\nrubrica \u201eAten\u0163ie! Ave\u0163i sold precedent!\u201d r\u00e2nje\u015fte la
\nmine alt strigoi \u2013 suma de 23 lei pe care am achitato,
\ncu v\u00e2rf \u015fi-ndesat, acum mai bine de dou\u0103
\ns\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, la banc\u0103.
\nM\u0103 uit la factur\u0103, cu privire \u2013 nu \u015ftiu \u2013 goal\u0103?!,
\nt\u00e2mp\u0103?!, \u015fi totul se \u00eentunec\u0103. Din \u00eentuneric \u2013 flash-uri:
\nrobot repet\u00e2nd \u201ebine a\u0163i venit la SC… ap\u0103sa\u0163i tasta\u201d,
\nbirouri, termopane, paznic \u00een uniform\u0103, coad\u0103,
\noameni stresa\u0163i, func\u0163ionari care au ca obliga\u0163ie de
\nserviciu vorba dulce, o banc\u0103 unde alerg s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc
\nceva, cutii po\u015ftale doldora de reclame, un calculator
\n\u2013 \u201en-a\u0163i introdus mesajul\u201d, o pl\u0103cint\u0103 imens\u0103, cu
\nr\u0103va\u015fe pe care scrie, invariabil, \u201eAve\u0163i sold
\nprecedent\u201d, fragmente din tantrele, mantrele, ppsurile
\ncare circul\u0103 pe net cic\u0103lindu-ne s\u0103 g\u00e2ndim
\npozitiv. \u00cen timpane \u2013 melodia de generic a serialului
\ncu bietul Bundy: taa, na, naaa, na! taa, na, naaa, na!
\n\u015fi r\u00e2setele \u00een cascad\u0103, incluse pe coloana sonor\u0103.
\nVreau s\u0103 evadez, o sun pe Marta, s\u0103 ie\u015fim la un
\nlocal, s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m, S\u0102 VORBIM! Eventual despre
\nMaiorescu \u015fi teoria formelor f\u0103r\u0103 fond. \u0162\u00e2\u00e2rrr! \u0162\u00e2\u00e2rrr!..
\n\u201eBine a\u0163i venit \u00een re\u0163eaua… Abonatul are telefonul
\n\u00eenchis sau nu se afl\u0103 \u00een aria de acope\u2026..\u201d…<\/p>\n


\nPASSIONARIA STOICESCU<\/strong>
\n\"\"

Un fel de diminea\u0163\u0103
\npoetic\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n

Este un lucru rar s\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fti azi o editur\u0103 prestigioas\u0103
\n\u2013 am numit-o pe EuroPress Group – care s\u0103 fie dispus\u0103
\ns\u0103 publice poezie. Pe\u015ftele acela vorbind de sub ap\u0103. \u015ei
\nmai rar, ca poezia s\u0103 fie poezie cu adev\u0103rat. Glasul ei
\ns\u0103 se aud\u0103 ca un strig\u0103t. \u015ei \u015fi mai rar ca aceast\u0103 poezie
\ns\u0103 fie o traducere f\u0103cut\u0103 cu extrem de pu\u0163in\u0103 tr\u0103dare,
\nfa\u0163\u0103 de limba din care a fost conceput\u0103. \u00cembr\u0103c\u00e2ndu-l
\npe cel str\u0103in \u00een haina limbii tale, s\u0103-l \u00eembog\u0103\u0163e\u015fti \u015fi s\u0103-l
\nla\u015fi s\u0103 te cheltuie.
\n\u015ei totu\u015fi am avut aceast\u0103 bucurie de poet, de
\ntraduc\u0103tor, de redactor, de cititor pur \u015fi simplu, la
\n\u00eent\u00e2lnirea cu cartea Furtunile (Los Temporales)
\napar\u0163in\u00e2nd lui Alfonso Armada, poet contemporan
\nspaniol, \u00een traducerea Dianei Cof\u015finski, mesager \u015fi
\nrealizator \u015fi de alte servicii culturale prestigioase \u00een
\nspa\u0163iul hispanic, apari\u0163ia editorial\u0103 sus-men\u0163ionat\u0103
\nfiind realizat\u0103 \u00een redac\u0163ia unei talentate poete \u015fi
\ntraduc\u0103toare, la r\u00e2ndul ei, Aura Christi.
\nUnitatea structural\u0103 a c\u0103r\u0163ii mi s-a relevat ca un fel
\nde diminea\u0163\u0103 poetic\u0103. Ce era pe dinafar\u0103 – copert\u0103,
\nh\u00e2rtie, corp de liter\u0103, culoare, totul respir\u00e2nd elegan\u0163\u0103,
\nesen\u0163\u0103, patim\u0103 strunit\u0103 – am g\u0103sit \u015fi pe din\u0103untru.
\nAlfonso Armada are ocheanul lui fermecat, prin
\ncare z\u0103re\u015fte lumea altfel. Tributar gazet\u0103riei, cu o
\nviziune mereu proasp\u0103t\u0103 \u015fi crud\u0103 asupra lucrurilor,
\n(auzi\u0163i minunea lui de titlu, Sufletul lucrurilor!), dar \u015fi
\nteatrului, presupun\u00e2nd st\u0103p\u00e2nirea a o mie de roluri \u015fi
\nintratul \u00een pielea lor, poetul folose\u015fte ca arm\u0103
\n\u00eempotriva uit\u0103rii, a\u015fadar a mor\u0163ii, percep\u0163ia baroc\u0103.
\nVerbul poetic car\u0103 din greu aglomer\u0103ri de obiecte,
\nnume, substan\u0163e, sentimente, \u00een \u00eent\u00e2mpinarea furtunii,
\n\u00een timpul ei \u015fi dup\u0103 ea. Poet cu adev\u0103rat, el a \u015ftiut s\u0103
\naleag\u0103 titlul r\u0103spunz\u00e2nd cel mai bine viziunilor sale.
\nFurtunile m\u0103rturisesc liric despre interven\u0163ia
\ncreatorului om, \u00een chip de Dumnezeu, a ce vede, simte
\n\u015fi recreeaz\u0103 el \u00een mersul lumii prin Cuv\u00e2nt. \u201eO
\nbulversare cosmic\u0103 la care particip\u0103 toate elementele
\nactive ale naturii – foc, ap\u0103, v\u00e2nt \u2013 alc\u0103tuind o alian\u0163\u0103,
\nconjura\u0163ie \u00eendreptat\u0103 \u00eempotriva p\u0103m\u00e2ntului\u201d
\n(I. Evseev, Enciclopedia semnelor \u015fi simbolurilor culturale,
\nEd. Amarcord, 1999)…
\nFurtuna e una din temele preferate ale romanticilor,
\ncare v\u0103d \u00een ea un sabat cosmic sau dezl\u0103n\u0163uirea
\nfor\u0163elor titanice z\u0103c\u00e2nd \u00een fiin\u0163a geniului. A str\u00e2nge
\ntoate furtunile sub un acela\u015fi cer al propriei poezii, e o
\n\u00eentreprindere postromantic\u0103, postmodern\u0103, dar cu un
\nhybris contemporan.
\n\u00centr-o societate lacom\u0103 \u015fi dominat\u0103 de verbul a avea,
\nprin accelerare a orice, prin sintez\u0103 chimic\u0103, atomic\u0103,
\nprin intruziune a tehnicii \u00een art\u0103, poetul induce
\nscrisului s\u0103u aceea\u015fi l\u0103comie. Aglomerarea perceput\u0103
\nanterior, fie c\u0103 se petrece \u00een solitudinea pribegiei, fie c\u0103
\nare loc \u00een bucuria \u00eentoarcerii acas\u0103, e datorat\u0103 v\u0103zului
\nl\u0103untric, un pod aruncat peste lume: \u201dOchii sunt
\nprecum copiii: \/ nu judec\u0103, \/ ci observ\u0103. \/\u2026\/ sulf,
\nl\u0103m\u00e2ie, cuar\u0163. \/\u2026\/ reflec\u0163ia apei, \/ precum un zeu
\nportabil, \/ ne spune dac\u0103 avem suflet\u201d (\u201eUn pod\u201d).
\n\u015ei acest poem, ca mai toate cele ale volumului, atrage
\naten\u0163ia asupra l\u0103comiei de via\u0163\u0103. Orice poezie \u00eenseamn\u0103
\nun dublu de existen\u0163\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103 de normalitate. A tr\u0103i dublu
\naduce dup\u0103 sine a dori dublu, a sim\u0163i la fel, a gre\u015fi la
\nfel. \u201eUn joc al sentimentelor din care ie\u015fim \u015fchiop\u0103t\u00e2nd.
\n\/ Cu acest ve\u015fm\u00e2nt, ploaia se deghizeaz\u0103 \/ precum
\nleandrii \u00een noaptea de martie: \/ aici o tob\u0103, \/ acolo o
\npiele tensionat\u0103, \/ pentru ca tu s\u0103 o atingi cu v\u00e2rful
\nmoale al degetelor.\u201d (\u201eM\u00e2ini pentru a \u00eendep\u0103rta frica\u201d).
\n\u015ei apropo de m\u00e2ini, ele sunt prezente \u00een multe
\npagini din carte, concur\u00e2nd ochii, urechile. Alfonso
\nArmada este un senzual bine temperat, gra\u0163ie verbului
\ns\u0103u viu \u015fi elocvent tr\u0103itor: \u201dVorbim \/\u2026\/ cu manuale
\nde semne \/\u2026\/\u00een aceast\u0103 lume f\u0103r\u0103 Dumnezeu, dar cu
\nzei at\u00e2t de cruzi\u201d (\u201eTrenuri europene\u201d), dovede\u015fte
\nasumarea temperamentului s\u0103u \u201eSub roz cerul \u015fi
\nconjecturile\u201d.
\nDragostea, \u00een chip de proprie culoare roz, e
\ndescoperit\u0103 \u015fi exprimat\u0103 repetitiv \u00een uitare \u015fi neuitare,
\n\u00een superbul poem men\u0163ionat anterior. \u201eR\u00e2ul\u201d, concept
\nheraclidian al curgerii, trecerii, nu \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor are
\n\u201epatru\u201d \u00eencerc\u0103ri, c\u00e2t anotimpurile \u00een care trecem \u015fi ni
\nse trece via\u0163a. Dar \u00een ea \/\u201eFiecare corp \u015ftie cum s\u0103 dea
\nvia\u0163\u0103, \/ fiecare ploaie cum s\u0103 r\u0103sune \u00een piept, \/ fiecare
\nnoapte \u015ftie cum te ating, \/ fiecare zi \u015ftie cum cuvintele
\nrostesc m\u00e2ini, \/ iar m\u00e2inile apar\u0163in acestui anotimp, \/
\neu vorbesc despre noi, \/ vino\u201d(\u201eM\u00e2inile\u201d). \u015ei cercul se
\n\u00eenchide pentru a se deschide \u00eentr-un superb poem de
\ndragoste pream\u0103rind via\u0163a.
\nCiti\u0163i-l pe Alfonso Armada. Are o poezie crud\u0103 \u015fi ca
\nprospe\u0163ime, \u015fi ca sentiment contemporan. Ferocitatea
\nei urban\u0103 ne va aminti c\u0103 suntem cititori ai secolului
\nXXI. \u00cenc\u0103 \u00eentr-o carte. Dar ce carte splendid\u0103!<\/p>\n


\nMIRCEA V. HOMESCU<\/strong>
\n\"\"

Via\u0163a con\u0163ine doar
\nuitare \u015fi n\u0103dejde?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Omnia homini, dum vivit, speranda sunt.
\nSeneca, Epist. 70.6<\/em><\/p>\n

C\u00eend \u0163i-a pierit interesul pentru ceva,
\n\u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u0163i-a disp\u0103rut… g\u00e2ndirea.
\nGoethe, Maxime
\n\u00centr-un opuscul, modest ca volum, dar genial ca
\nspiritualitate, consacrat vie\u0163ii, Schopenhauer
\nconsidera omul \u015fi via\u0163a sa ca o hieroglif\u0103 care merit\u0103
\ns\u0103 fie \u201edescifrat\u0103\u201d folosind dou\u0103 componente ale ei:
\nuitarea \u015fi n\u0103dejdea. Aceste alternative ale vie\u0163ii, cu
\nefecte excep\u0163ionale \u00een derularea a tot ce numim via\u0163\u0103
\ns\u00eent rezultatul a tot ce gura nu roste\u015fte (de uitare e
\nvorba) \u015fi litera ini\u0163ial\u0103 a tot ce va urma sau am dori s\u0103
\nurmeze \u00een g\u00eendurile \u015fi ac\u0163iunile noastre. De aceea,
\ndespre n\u0103dejde trebuie s\u0103 fim siguri, ca s\u0103 nu pl\u00eengem
\ninutil \u015fi penibil, c\u0103 aceasta nu e altceva dec\u00eet visul
\ncelui treaz.
\nA n\u0103d\u0103jdui, alias a spera, poate fi \u015fi o p\u0103c\u0103leal\u0103,
\nfiindc\u0103 \u00eencurajeaz\u0103 pe \u00een\u0163elep\u0163i, dar \u015fi ademene\u015fte
\nprostul, care devine \u00eencrez\u0103tor \u00een orice p\u0103c\u0103leal\u0103.
\nN\u0103dejdea poate fi cea mai util\u0103, dar \u015fi cea mai
\nd\u0103un\u0103toare dintre \u201eofertele\u201d care ne stau \u00een cale. De\u015fi
\n\u00een via\u0163\u0103 se poate ca \u015fi cele mai ridicole sau dubioase
\nsperan\u0163e s\u0103 fie… succese extraordinare. \u015ei s\u0103 mai \u015ftim
\nun lucru: construc\u0163iile optimist-anticipatoare cele
\nmai ridicole \u015fi \u00eendr\u0103zne\u0163e ne \u00eendreapt\u0103 pa\u015fii, adesea,
\nspre reu\u015fite imprevizibile. Poate c\u0103 tocmai pentru
\natari circumstan\u0163e s-a zis c\u0103 n\u0103dejdea penduleaz\u0103
\n\u00eentre cel mai util \u015fi cel mai primejdios eveniment al
\nexisten\u0163ei umane.
\n\u00centre p\u0103c\u0103li\u0163ii n\u0103dejdii s-a aflat \u015fi CHAMFORT, care
\no considera \u201eun \u015farlatan care ne \u00een\u015feal\u0103 permanent\u201d.
\nCu o \u00eendr\u0103zneal\u0103 excep\u0163ional\u0103 el \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eentoarc\u0103
\nlumea de pe calea n\u0103dejdii, pretinz\u00eend c\u0103 el n-a fost
\nfericit dec\u00eet dup\u0103 ce \u015fi-a abandonat starea ra\u0163ionalemo\u0163ional\u0103
\nnumit\u0103 n\u0103dejde.
\n\u00centr-un context de discu\u0163ii BLAGA era convins c\u0103
\nfericirea i-a ap\u0103rut \u00een calea vie\u0163ii dup\u0103 ce a renun\u0163at s\u0103
\nmai cread\u0103 c\u0103 exist\u0103 n\u0103dejde \u015fi c\u0103 aduce omului ceva
\nbun, util.
\nH. HEINE zicea (\u00een Sartor resartus) c\u0103 cine se bizuie
\nexclusiv pe n\u0103dejde nu e nici \u00eendr\u0103zne\u0163, dar, mai ales,
\nnu e \u00een\u0163elept.
\nDe\u015fi n\u0103dejdea n-a fost universal agreat\u0103, totu\u015fi
\ng\u00eenditori ca A. FRANCE considerau c\u0103 cel mai frumos
\ndar f\u0103cut cuiva este n\u0103dejdea. Ca ie\u015fire din disperare
\nar fi posibil\u0103, dar neurmat\u0103 de un beneficiu oarecare,
\naceasta nu-\u015fi mai p\u0103streaz\u0103 valoarea.
\nSTEVENSON era convins, prin 1870, c\u0103 \u201ea c\u0103l\u0103tori
\ncu n\u0103dejdea la bord, pe o corabie, este mai bine chiar
\n\u015fi dec\u00eet s\u0103 ajungi cu bine la destina\u0163ie.\u201d
\nP. VAL\u00c9RY scria, prin 1920, c\u0103 \u201en\u0103dejdea este
\npentru omul disperat ca o fr\u00eenghie \u00eentins\u0103 deasupra
\nunui abis\u201d. Adic\u0103 \u00eel salveaz\u0103 de la pieire, dar cu pre\u0163ul
\nunor emo\u0163ii care, adesea, las\u0103 urme de neuitat \u00een fiin\u0163a
\ncelui care a tr\u0103it asemenea clipe; sau altfel zis, orice
\nn\u0103dejde vede c\u00eete o sp\u0103rtur\u0103 \u00een orice cuiras\u0103, induc\u00eend
\nspaime \u015fi emo\u0163ii.
\nPoetul CAMUS era convins c\u0103 dezn\u0103dejdea e un
\nautentic p\u0103cat dac\u0103 ne cuprinde disperarea \u00een aceast\u0103
\nvia\u0163\u0103 concret\u0103 \u015fi transfer\u0103m n\u0103dejdea \u00een via\u0163a
\nurm\u0103toare, despre a c\u0103rei existen\u0163\u0103 nu avem nici o
\nsperan\u0163\u0103 similar\u0103 cu via\u0163a pe care o tr\u0103im acum \u015fi aici.
\nLu\u00eend \u00een considera\u0163ie raporturile despre via\u0163a pe care
\no tr\u0103im \u015fi cea la care sper\u0103m, Camus zicea c\u0103 a
\nn\u0103d\u0103jdui \u00eentr-o via\u0163\u0103 post-mortem este un p\u0103cat, \u015fi
\n\u00eenc\u0103 mare, poate mai mare dec\u00eet cele din aceast\u0103 lume
\npe care o tr\u0103im aici \u015fi acum.
\nDin clipa \u00een care am aflat p\u0103rerea lui BALZAC
\ndespre demnitatea proprie, cam prin anii \u201842- `43, am
\nconsiderat-o ca fiind \u015fi afec\u0163iunea mea pentru mine \u015fi
\nam respectat-o \u00een tot ce am gr\u0103it \u00een public \u015fi \u00een tot ce
\nam scris, ambele categorii apar\u0163in\u00eend fie uit\u0103rii, fie
\nn\u0103dejdii, cele dou\u0103 extreme apar\u0163in\u00eend la ceea ce
\nnumim \u201evia\u0163a tr\u0103ibil\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 ru\u015fine\u201d. Cele c\u00eeteva vorbe
\nale lui Balzac mi-au r\u0103mas, de peste 60 de ani, crez
\nmoral: Mi-e sc\u00eerb\u0103 s\u0103-mi prostituiez propriile emo\u0163ii \u00een
\npublic, prin grai sau scris.
\nNu trebuie s\u0103 comentezi \u00een public motive sau
\npersoane pe care vrei s\u0103 le \u201elepezi\u201d \u00een uitare, fiindc\u0103
\nuitarea este, dup\u0103 p\u0103rerea lui J. SWIFT, evocarea
\nfrecvent\u0103 a cuiva despre care nu mai vrei s\u0103 \u0163ii minte;
\norice uitare fiind o amintire violent\u0103 de care nu mai
\nvrei deloc s\u0103 aminte\u015fti. Despre via\u0163\u0103 \u00eencepi s\u0103-\u0163i
\naminte\u015fti atunci c\u00eend te g\u00eende\u015fti tot mai des la uitare
\n\u015fi n\u0103dejde, dar \u015fi atunci c\u00e2nd gr\u0103mada de nebunii
\ncare \u0163i se ofer\u0103 de via\u0163\u0103 \u00eencepe s\u0103 te preocupe tot mai
\ndes \u015fi, mai ales, c\u00eend \u00eencepi s\u0103 le regre\u0163i pe cele comise
\ncu entuziasm \u015fi pl\u0103cere.
\nC\u00eendva, cu mul\u0163i ani \u00een urm\u0103, am r\u0103mas surprins,
\ndar am \u015fi p\u0103strat \u00een mine pentru vecie o \u00een\u0163eleapt\u0103
\ng\u00eendire rostit\u0103 de THALES. Zicea el c\u0103 \u201enu reu\u015fim
\nniciodat\u0103 s\u0103 tr\u0103im mai virtuos dec\u00eet dac\u0103 s\u0103v\u00eer\u015fim c\u00eete
\no dat\u0103 \u015fi c\u00eete ceva din tot ce repro\u015f\u0103m altora\u201d. Iar
\nSOPHOCLES sus\u0163inea cu convingere c\u0103 \u201etrei sferturi
\ndintr-o via\u0163\u0103 \u00eendelungat\u0103 con\u0163in m\u00eehniri \u015fi doar o
\nmic\u0103 parte… momente vesele\u201d. A\u015fa s\u0103 fie oare?
\nPersonal recunosc c\u0103 nu-mi face pl\u0103cere s\u0103 m\u0103
\nre\u00eent\u00eelnesc cu \u201emomente\u201d care adesea nu mi-au
\nconvenit. \u015ei s\u0103 nu uit\u0103m un lucru: uitarea se produce
\nf\u0103r\u0103 a ne cere voie a se instala, pe c\u00eend n\u0103dejdea o
\nconstruim noi cu entuziasm \u015fi de aceea pl\u00eengem c\u00eend
\ne\u015fu\u0103m \u00een contextul ei.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

MIHAELA MALEA STROE Albundyzarea sau\u2026 Ca \u00een filmele cu pro\u015fti! Mi-aduc aminte de serialul american \u201eFamilia Bundy\u201d. C\u00e2nd a \u00eenceput<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":10070,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,328],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21923"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21923"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21923\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21924,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21923\/revisions\/21924"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}