{"id":21908,"date":"2023-10-06T23:30:33","date_gmt":"2023-10-06T20:30:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21908"},"modified":"2023-10-06T23:30:33","modified_gmt":"2023-10-06T20:30:33","slug":"brigada-diverse-zapciu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21908","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (Z)apciu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>6 octombrie 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n      Sunt blocat \u00een minun\u0103\u021bia de copil al hq-ei. Siderarea parental\u0103 este cel mai fascinant lucru. Unde majoritatea v\u0103d un copil, unii v\u0103d stele de cinema, ale muzicii, ale baletului \u0219i mai nou genii din fa\u0219\u0103. Dana \u00eens\u0103, modest\u0103, \u00eei scrie istoria fiului cu litere de aur. La doar cinci ani \u00eencepuse studiul chimiei. Aten\u021bie, ave\u021bi \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 &#8211; recte \u00een spate &#8211; doi termeni pe care un adult \u00eei percepe precum sunt: studiu, adic\u0103 un efort intelectual elaborat, ra\u021bionalizat \u0219i etapizat; chimie, materia \u0219i domeniul care se ocup\u0103 nu numai de substan\u021bele \u00een stare pur\u0103, enumer\u00e2ndu-le, definindu-le, d\u00e2ndu-le coordonate substrase unor taton\u0103ri \u00eendelungi ale structurii fundamentale, deloc la \u00eendem\u00e2na oricui f\u0103r\u0103 instrumente adecvate, deci un soi de abstract palpabil la nivel de ,,microni\u201d, ci \u0219i de forma lor combinat\u0103 natural sau \u00een condi\u021bii de laborator. Apoi afirma\u021bia c\u0103 a citit deja p\u00e2n\u0103 la actuala etate &#8211; este de privit ca un om matur &#8211; sute de c\u0103r\u021bi. Dac\u0103 le pune la socotire \u0219i pe cele de colorat, pe cele cu figurile \u0219i altele de sorginte infantil-educativ\u0103, tind s\u0103 o cred. \u00cens\u0103 mi-a\u0219 dori s\u0103 revin\u0103 mama ,,refugiat\u0103 \u00een pustiu\u201d cu mintea, deocamdat\u0103, \u00een civiliza\u021bie, unde valorile se cultiv\u0103 dup\u0103 metode omologate, unde mediul ofer\u0103 competitivitate. Desigur, nu m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 genialitatea, totu\u0219i, afirma\u021bia m\u0103-sii c\u0103 fiu-su \u0219i implicit ei to\u021bi fac chestia asta &#8211; \u00ee\u0219i exerseaz\u0103 \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i \u00eembog\u0103\u021besc memoria, de la mare la mic &#8211; a\u0219a, ,,de fun\u201d.<br \/>\n         Glumele proaste &#8211; mergi p\u00e2n\u0103 la un punct, apoi nu mai poate fi amuzant &#8211; ale celor de la timesnewroman &#8211; au inventat o furtun\u0103 ca rom\u00e2nii pleca\u021bi \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 fie nevoi\u021bi s\u0103 viziteze unul dintre muzeele Greciei.<br \/>\n       Curv\u0103s\u0103ria a ajuns \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it o meserie intelectual\u0103. Acolo a dus-o o a\u0219a-zis\u0103 psiholog\u0103, care a reu\u0219it performan\u021ba, prin sex, s\u0103 duc\u0103 min\u021bile partenerilor, din nou acas\u0103 la&#8230;. Ei, aici nu pot furniza informa\u021bii precise, am decis s\u0103 nu intru \u00een am\u0103nuntele ,,picantului\u201d ,,reportaj\u201d, care va s\u0103 zic\u0103 nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 la so\u021b sau la so\u021bie s-a-ntors ,,vindecatul\u201d.<br \/>\n       Dup\u0103 povestea pove\u0219tii \u0219i altcineva se pune pe minciunele. De fapt gogo\u0219ele. Ce mai, gogo\u0219i uria\u0219e. Creang\u0103 \u00eenfrupt\u00e2ndu-se din 20 \u0219i topindu-le cu doar trei coniace (\u00een dou\u0103 locuri diferite). Produse, spun noii cercet\u0103tori, ce i-au cauzat moartea. \u00cen fapt tot de apoplexie \u0219i epilepsie deced\u00e2nd. Culmea la ora 13, pe 31.12.1889. Tot culmea c\u0103 faptul, ultim, s-a consumat \u00eentr-o tutungerie. Cum ar fi \u00een\u0219irat Sterian (o coincidental\u0103 jonc\u021biune auditiv\u0103 de ieri): patiserie, b\u0103c\u0103nie, tutungerie&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Eu a\u0219 sanc\u021biona, de-a\u0219 fi CNA, History channel pentru faptul c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 nu a dovedit existen\u021ba extratere\u0219trilor, de\u0219i propov\u0103duiesc cu ne\u00eentinat\u0103 \u00eencredere teoria. P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, se mul\u021bumesc cu am\u0103r\u00e2tul B1 tv, neputincios \u00een a credita tunelurile duc\u0103toare spre alte continente din Bucegi.<br \/>\n         B\u0103i, b\u0103i! De la container la rulot\u0103 e cale lung\u0103. Nu c\u0103 MariJuana ar fi vreo exemplar\u0103 mam\u0103, grijulie pentru viitorul fiic\u0103-sii. Dar condamn\u00e2nd-o pe ea, pot fi pu\u0219i la zid to\u021bi corti\u0219tii ce-\u0219i petrec luni \u00eentregi via\u021ba de familie pe unde le vine \u00een natur\u0103. C\u0103 se petrece la mare ,,marea nenorocire\u201d, cu at\u00e2t mai&#8230;. Decide\u021bi singuri varianta.<br \/>\n         C\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut prima oar\u0103 fa\u021ba fiului Ciolacului, am avut un \u0219oc. A\u0219a ce se aseam\u0103n\u0103 cu G\u00e2dea, c\u0103 refuzam ideea c\u0103 este al altcuiva.<br \/>\n          Mam\u0103! De c\u00e2nd n-am mai auzit un cuv\u00e2nt despre r\u0103zboi, pare s\u0103 fi trecut o ve\u0219nicie. Acu c\u0103 ru\u0219ii depozitar\u0103 \u00een teritoriile ocupate &#8211; a se re\u021bine, nu cum se tot lauda Zelenski cu ceva vreme \u00een urm\u0103 c-ar mai avea olecu\u021b\u0103 \u0219i mi \u021bi i-ar m\u0103tr\u0103\u0219i pe ro\u0219ii &#8211; cam o jum\u0103tate de milion de solda\u021bi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>6 octombrie 2023 Sunt blocat \u00een minun\u0103\u021bia de copil al hq-ei. Siderarea parental\u0103 este cel mai fascinant lucru. 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