{"id":21893,"date":"2023-10-03T22:59:43","date_gmt":"2023-10-03T19:59:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21893"},"modified":"2023-10-03T22:59:43","modified_gmt":"2023-10-03T19:59:43","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-ancilar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21893","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Ancilar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Se \u201e<strong>amorez\u0103<\/strong>\u201d F\u0103nic\u0103 de Cristi.<br \/>\n        Dar \u0219i mai \u0219i de Bobi\u021b\u0103. Dup\u0103 ploaie&#8230; le r\u0103sar unora ideile&#8230;. C\u0103 vrea jgheab de plastic pe spate. Lui Bobi\u021b\u0103, tracasat dup\u0103 potop, \u00eenso\u021bit de-un pretena\u0219 brune\u021bel pana corbului: \u201eM\u0103i b\u0103iatule, ce naiba s\u0103 faci cu plasticul? La soare se decoloreaz\u0103, se deformeaz\u0103, iar la frig se str\u00e2nge p\u00e2n\u0103 crap\u0103. Punem de-astea de magazin, cump\u0103r\u0103m c\u00e2rlige, silicon, 2 jgheaburi, 2 burlane, trei br\u0103\u021b\u0103ri, un c\u0103z\u0103nel, trei coturi, dou\u0103 capace \u0219i o m\u00e2n\u0103 de hol\u0219uruburi.\u201d. Lui Cristi: \u201eB\u0103, nu pune botul la \u0103sta, c\u0103 n-are bani. E p\u0103duche ambulant! Sun\u0103-l pe F\u0103nic\u0103-tu \u0219i vezi dac\u0103 mai pune de-o colivu\u021b\u0103 \u0219i-o lum\u00e2n\u0103ric\u0103. S\u0103 \u0219tim cum pilot\u0103m m\u00e2ine de diminea\u021b\u0103.\u201d. <strong>Amurgea<\/strong> \u0219i noi \u00eenc\u0103 administram ciocane coamelor. Tabla aluneca sc\u0103ldat\u0103 \u00een picurii desprin\u0219i din fal\u021buri, un c\u00e2ine al megie\u0219iilor spoitori l\u0103tra la Lun\u0103&#8230;. Te apuc\u0103 noaptea c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi dore\u0219ti s\u0103 pui punct acolo unde \u021bi-ai propus de diminea\u021b\u0103. Una parte acoperi\u0219 dat\u0103 la gata. Cu mai pu\u021bin flor\u0103ria. Nu aveam la noi vulsa \u0219i nici lumin\u0103 afar\u0103 nu mai era. Ne era sortit s\u0103 ne \u00eentoarcem a doua zi \u0219i sigur \u0219i a treia zi. Cu tot efortul nostru, abia reu\u0219isem s\u0103 z\u0103g\u0103zuim \u00een cuie 26 de foi. Iar ce r\u0103m\u0103sese cump\u0103rat, n-ajungea deloc. 55 de foi fuseser\u0103 toate. Cristi \u0219i argumentele lui. C\u0103 s-a urcat, c\u0103 a m\u0103surat din ochi \u0219i a\u0219a \u00eei ie\u0219ise calculul. 22 de foi lipseau. Num\u0103rasem la s\u00e2nge toate resturile, mari, mici, rem\u0103surasem, pusesem pe un&#8230; carton dintr-o cutie de cuie \u0219i at\u00e2tea mai trebuiau. Ziua doi a fost aproape cum preconizasem. Am sc\u0103pat de Bobi\u021b\u0103, \u00een sensul c\u0103 nu i-am mai v\u0103zut \u201epretenul\u201d \u0219i nici lui mutra, iar F\u0103nic\u0103 a sosit pe la pr\u00e2nz s\u0103 ne remunereze, de\u0219i mai era mai pu\u021bin de jum\u0103tate de cale de b\u0103tut. Sigur, cerusem r\u0103gaz s\u0103 pun din nou pe h\u00e2rtie contribu\u021bia noastr\u0103 manual\u0103 cu un surplus doar pentru Cristi \u0219i un bonus oferit de noi, adic\u0103 tot Cristi. Eram sus, cu s\u00e2rg \u00eencercam s\u0103 mai pun c\u00e2teva foi, \u00een timp ce frate-miu preg\u0103tea \u0219i el mai abitir tabl\u0103. <strong>Amu\u021bise<\/strong> cum de obicei procedeaz\u0103 c\u00e2nd o mai ia pe ar\u0103tur\u0103. Se <strong>animase<\/strong> a\u0219a de tare cu g\u00e2ndul la plat\u0103. Ceva, ceva discutasem despre c\u00e2t ar cam fi \u0219i se \u00eenc\u00e2ntase la g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 va primi parale bune pentru doar patru zile diferite, \u00eens\u0103 doar vreo trei \u0219i jum\u0103tate efective. \u201eHai, m\u0103, c\u0103 a venit omu\u2019. S\u0103 \u0219tie c\u00e2t trebuie s\u0103 dea.\u201d Un pic de a\u0219teptare nu strica. Lui fiind la umbr\u0103 defel. Poate mie, \u00een Sahara de sus. Cu parametri <strong>analogi<\/strong>, cu aproxim\u0103ri, cu maximiz\u0103ri \u0219i sc\u0103deri, 35-ul cu 77-le, preten\u021bia pluvial\u0103 a lui Bobi\u021b\u0103, surplusul de vopsire pentru Cristi, diferen\u021ba de c\u00e2rlige achizi\u021bionate de noi, oxidul, uleiul, un strop de benzin\u0103. Vreo 32 \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 \u0219i una \u0219i jum\u0103tate dar de \u201edrag\u201d de Cristi. <strong>Am\u00e2nase<\/strong> vreo or\u0103 plecarea \u00een Delt\u0103 pentru mica mea aritmetic\u0103. Dup\u0103&#8230;. Al\u021bii ar fi benchetuit. Cum spunea mai deun\u0103zi alt client despre tinichigiul care a reu\u0219it performan\u021ba de a-i monta pe cas\u0103 cu ani \u00een urm\u0103 cinci foi de tabl\u0103 de doi pe unu &#8211; buc\u0103\u021bite, evident, \u00een trei &#8211; \u00een una zi \u00eentreag\u0103, cu omeniri ca la carte. O foaie pe cas\u0103, un pet plin cu bere de doi litri. Beneficiarul&#8230; deh, frate, s-a conformat&#8230;. \u00cens\u0103 nou\u0103 nu ne-a stat bine niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 bem \u0219i s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m pe banii clientului mai mult dec\u00e2t o necesitate momentan\u0103 undeva la cap\u0103tul unui efort mare \u0219i sofisticat. Chiar \u0219i cu pr\u00e2nzul de restaurant adus de F\u0103nic\u0103, cu mult \u00eenainte de a avea \u201echef\u201d de o \u00eembuc\u0103tur\u0103, ne-am silit greu s\u0103 cobor\u00e2m. Ca s\u0103 nu v\u0103 spun cum ne-a tratat cu de-ale sistemului limfatic nevoi. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se \u201eamorez\u0103\u201d F\u0103nic\u0103 de Cristi. Dar \u0219i mai \u0219i de Bobi\u021b\u0103. Dup\u0103 ploaie&#8230; le r\u0103sar unora ideile&#8230;. 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