Dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103 de duminic\u0103 \u00eentr-un sat oarecare, unde femeile au obiceiul s\u0103 se str\u00e2ng\u0103 grupuri-grupuri pe \u0219an\u021b, la \u0219osea, s\u0103 stea pe taburete \u0219i discute c\u00e2te-n lun\u0103 \u0219i-n stele. Petrec cu privirea \u0219i analizeaz\u0103 pe to\u021bi cei care trec pe jos, cu bicicleta sau cu ma\u0219ina… La un moment dat, \u00een fa\u021ba unui astfel de grup opre\u0219te o ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i din ea coboar\u0103 un t\u00e2n\u0103r reporter care se apropie de ele cu microfonul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103.
\n– S\u0103ru` m\u00e2na! Bun\u0103 ziua! Ce face\u021bi?
\nFemeile se foiesc, \u00ee\u0219i dau coate, \u00ee\u0219i aranjeaz\u0103 baticurile \u0219i-\u0219i pun m\u00e2inile-n poal\u0103. Vasilica lu` \u0218tefan al lu` Scaiete, e mai curajoas\u0103 (mai \u00eenhipt\u0103, cum zice ea!) \u0219i r\u0103spunde:
\n– E! Bun\u0103 ziua! S\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti, m\u0103, b\u0103iatu` lu` mamaia! Iete… ce s\u0103 f\u0103cem? St\u0103tim \u0219i noi di vorb\u0103, la \u0219u\u0219a, acii\u0219a!
\n– Foarte frumos! A\u0219 vrea…
\n– Da` tu ce cau\u021bi p\u0103 la noi? \u00eei lu\u0103 \u00eenainte Vasilica. Di la ce tiliviziune e\u0219ti, cu… socoteala aia-n m\u00e2n\u0103?
\nCelelalte izbucnesc \u00een r\u00e2s, pun\u00e2ndu-\u0219i m\u00e2inile la gur\u0103 sau ar\u0103t\u00e2nd c\u0103tre a lu` Scaiete:
\n– Hiii, ce nebun\u0103 e\u0219ti, f\u0103!
\n– Da` di ce-s nebun\u0103, f\u0103?! Ce-am zis?! L-am \u00eentrebat \u0219i io p\u0103 om…
\nReporterul r\u00e2de \u0219i el \u0219i \u00eendreapt\u0103 microfonul c\u0103tre ea, v\u0103z\u00e2nd-o mai curajoas\u0103.
\n– Sunt de la XTV! \u00cel \u0219ti\u021bi?
\nFemeile se uit\u0103 unele la altele, ridic\u00e2nd din umeri nedumerite.
\n– Io parc\u0103 am v\u0103zut c\u0103 se uit\u0103 nepotu-miu, da` nu \u0219tiu sigur! zise Chira lu` C\u0103ru\u021ba\u0219u cu juma` de gur\u0103.
\n– Doamn\u0103, mi-a\u021bi pus o \u00eentrebare \u0219i v-am r\u0103spuns! Acum pot s\u0103 v\u0103-ntreb \u0219i io c\u00e2te ceva? zise reporterul \u00eemping\u00e2ndu-i microfonul spre gur\u0103.
\n– Phiii, p\u0103catele mele! Fugi cu panarama de-acia, mamaie! Ptiuuu!
\n– Deci, pot s\u0103 v\u0103 pun o \u00eentrebare dvs?
\n– Ete, na! Auzi la el! S\u0103 mi-o puie! Pune-mi-o, na! zise Vasilica, a\u0219ez\u00e2ndu-se mai bine pe taburetul ei de lemn.
\nFemeile chicoteau \u00een col\u021burile baticurilor, a\u0219tept\u00e2nd s\u0103 vad\u0103 ce spune ,,nebuna de Vasilica\u201d.
\n– A\u021bi auzit c\u0103 guvernul vrea eliminarea virginit\u0103\u021bii din Rom\u00e2nia? A\u021bi auzit despre asta?
\nCelelalte femei se uitau una la alta \u0219i d\u0103deau din cap a ne\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103.
\n– Io sunt di p\u0103rere s\u0103 se scoa\u021b\u0103! zise Vasilica hot\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103. Ori s\u0103 se mai dea \u0219i la \u0103ilal\u021bi care n-are deloc!
\n– Dumneavoastr\u0103 a\u021bi avut vreodat\u0103?
\n– Da` cum?! P\u0103 vremea lu` Ceau\u0219escu, avea toat\u0103 lumea, m\u0103 b\u0103iatu` lu` mama, m\u0103! C\u0103 a\u0219a cum era el, avea lumea ce s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce, avea \u0219i… de-aia de care zici tu! Da` tu nu \u0219tii, c\u0103 e\u0219ti t\u00e2n\u0103r \u0219i n-ai apucat de-astea! Nu \u0219tii ce e! \u0102h\u0103!…
\n– \u0218i cum era c\u00e2nd avea\u021bi?
\n– Piii… cum era? Era! C\u0103 aveam c\u00e2t ne trebuia \u0219i nu ne b\u0103team joc de ea ca acuma, de n-o g\u0103se\u0219ti nici s-o pl\u0103te\u0219ti cu aur!
\n– Da, da! A\u0219a e! aprob\u0103 restul grupului.
\n– Zici\u021bi, f\u0103, voi! Sunt io nebun\u0103? Nu era a\u0219a? Zi \u0219i tu, Paulin\u0103, c\u0103, vorb-aia, ai avuuut… slav\u0103 Domnului!
\n– Ei, hai, bre, c\u0103 n-am avut a\u0219a mult\u0103! Am avut \u0219i io ca tot omu`, pu\u021bin\u0103, acolo\u0219a, c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu ducem lips\u0103!
\n– Eeee! Las\u0103, las\u0103, Paulin\u0103, \u0219tie tot satu! C\u0103 aveai \u0219i-o d\u0103deai pe sub m\u00e2n\u0103! La specul\u0103! De era s\u0103 te prinz\u0103 \u0219i meli\u021bia…
\n– Eeei, hai, bre \u021ba\u021b\u0103! N-o mai \u00eenflori at\u00e2ta!
\n– Da, da! Ia las\u0103… M\u0103, b\u0103iatu` frumos a lu` mamaia! Ascult\u0103 aci, la mine, c\u0103 io-s mai b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 dec\u00e2t astealalte! A\u0219a e, cum \u021bi-am zis! Avea toat\u0103 lumea, m\u0103! Era p\u0103 toate drumurili!… Pi, o f\u0103cea omu-n curtea lui, n-o lua de la ora\u0219, ca s\u0103 se boln\u0103veasc\u0103 de toate prostiile! Cum aveai grij\u0103 de ea, a\u0219a o aveai! Dac-o d\u0103deai la unu` \u0219i la altu`… \u021bi-o strica! Cic\u0103: ,,Na, \u021ba\u021b\u0103 Vasilic\u0103, \u021bi-am adus-o-napoi!\u201d.. ,,Pi, f\u0103, n-auzi! Mi-ai adus-o spart\u0103, h\u00e2rbuit\u0103?! Acuma, io ce-i fac?\u201d Eee, las` c-o dregi matale! Hai, s\u0103n\u0103tate!\u201d ,,Phii, g\u0103si-te-ar nebuneala s\u00ee te g\u0103seasc\u0103! Pi, mai pupi tu vrodat\u0103 de la mine?! Ei, las`!\u201d… Mde! Da` cum era, cum nu era, \u00ee\u021bi f\u0103ceai treaba cu ea!… \u00ceoleu! Da` ori m\u0103 dai la teveu c\u0103 \u021bi-am zis de-astea?
\n– Da, o s\u0103 ap\u0103re\u021bi la televizor, miercurea viitoare de la cinci jumate! S\u0103 v\u0103 uita\u021bi!
\n– \u00ce\u00ee\u00eeu! M\u0103 omoar\u0103 omu` mieu c\u00e2nd o videa ce m\u0103sc\u0103ri am zis!
\n– Ietee la ea! Parc\u0103 el nu \u0219tie ce-are la u\u0219\u0103! Las` c\u0103-l rezolvi tu! s\u0103ri Filica lu` P\u0103pu\u0219oi d\u00e2ndu-i un cot \u0219i f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-i complice cu ochiul vecinei de scaun.
\n– Mul\u021bumesc frumos, doamnelor! zise reporterul \u0219i se urc\u0103 \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103.
\nFemeile r\u0103maser\u0103 petrec\u00e2ndu-l cu ochii p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd ma\u0219ina disp\u0103ru dup\u0103 prima curb\u0103.
\n– Ai auzit, f\u0103? Ne-a zis doamne!… C\u00e2nd a zis c\u0103 e la tilivizor?
\nSe uitar\u0103 una la alta nedumerite.
\n– Dracu` \u0219tie! Am uitat, cu ochii la tinere\u021bea lui! zise Vasilica privind \u00een gol
\n– Iete-o, f\u0103, p-asta a lu` Cheptosu, ce m\u00e2ndr\u0103 merge p\u0103 bicicleta aia!
\n– A lu` Cheptosu e, f\u0103?
\n– Ea e, f\u0103!…
\nUmbra \u00eenser\u0103rii se as\u0103 peste sat \u0219 i \u00eencet-\u00eencet, lu\u00e2ndu-\u0219i sc\u0103unelele, femeile intr\u0103-n cur\u021bi, unele g\u00e2ndindu-se cum erau vremurile c\u00e2nd era virginitate pentru toat\u0103 lumea…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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