{"id":21858,"date":"2023-09-28T23:34:24","date_gmt":"2023-09-28T20:34:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21858"},"modified":"2023-09-28T23:34:24","modified_gmt":"2023-09-28T20:34:24","slug":"brigada-diverse-pe-slep-cu-lola-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21858","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (P)e \u0219(l)ep (c)u L(o)la se(x)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>24 septembrie 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n      \u0218i-s at\u00e2tea disfunc\u021bii&#8230;. Auzi la ei. La clasele primare s\u0103 permi\u021bi promovarea a doi ani pe baza unui calificativ&#8230; inexistent. Da&#8217; o pun \u0219i p-a mai bun\u0103 (rea): copil eminent la bastona\u0219e, la be\u021bi\u0219oare, face preg\u0103titoarea \u0219i \u00eent\u00e2ia, p-a doua \u0219i a treia, pleac\u0103, automat de la primele dou\u0103 sau trei \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare \u0219i ajunge la opt ani \u00eentr-a patra; c\u00e2nd s-or vedea \u0103i mari cu \u0103sta micu\u2019 desteptu\u2019, mi \u021bi-l iau la scatoalce. \u00cens\u0103 scatoalca de m\u00e2n\u0103 de clasa terminal\u0103 la primare nu se compar\u0103 cu cele de la b\u00e2za lui a cincea de la gimnaziu. Fiindc\u0103 am mers \u0219i mai departe \u0219i am anticipat c\u0103 la aceea\u0219i v\u00e2rst\u0103, dup\u0103 calculul 1+2 \u0219i 3+4 fac 5, a s\u0103rit direct \u00een gimnaziu.<br \/>\n        Hai s\u0103 nu mai s\u0103rim etape, hai s\u0103 fac\u0103 facultate \u0219i educatorii, \u0219i \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103torii, s\u0103 nu ne mai trezim cu cadru didactic de 18 ani, necopt, f\u0103r\u0103 practic\u0103 temeinic\u0103, nu se pune problema de experien\u021b\u0103, hai s\u0103 nu mai lu\u0103m de bun criteriul momentan al evalu\u0103rii &#8211; sumare &#8211; ca barometru de putin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103. Hai s\u0103 fim nu un pic, ci c\u00e2t se poate de exigen\u021bi.<br \/>\n         Daniele, Iord\u0103chioaio, adu-\u021bi aminte cum ai r\u0103s\u0103rit \u00een peisajul muzical, cu ce tip de muzic\u0103 \u0219i mai apoi conchide c\u0103 festivalul Mamaia de anul \u0103sta a fost pentru prima oar\u0103 bi\u0219ni\u021bat. E de c\u00e2nd lumea a\u0219a. Pun pariu c\u0103 pe timpul g\u0103rzii vechi, mai veche dec\u00e2t e\u0219ti \u00eencadrat tu de pres\u0103 azi, n-ai fi fost l\u0103sat nici ca spectator s\u0103 asi\u0219ti.<br \/>\n        Cic\u0103 dispre\u021b. De la bog\u0103tani \u00een dreptul muncii, de la academicieni c\u0103tre uman. Cel pu\u021bin \u00eentr-un caz, domnule Corche\u0219, gre\u0219e\u0219ti. Oamenii de \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 dispre\u021buiesc umanul. Academicienii desfid prostia \u0219i lipsa de educa\u021bie. Uite a\u0219a mai pune unul cu o p\u0103rere facebook-ul pe jar. Da&#8217; de unde! E nici m\u0103car ap\u0103 de ploaie eviden\u021bierea lipsei de factotum a \u0219colii, a societ\u0103\u021bii. Dincolo de ele exist\u0103 doar un univers lene\u0219 ce-\u0219i poart\u0103 materia dup\u0103 propria metodologie.<br \/>\n        M\u0103-sa nu l-a \u201emirosit\u201d, ta-su nici at\u00e2t. Ia, fiule, cheile \u0219i d\u0103-i b\u0103taie! Fiul, \u201econ\u0219tiincios\u201d, s-a urcat matrafoxat, din\/cu droguri, a zis c\u0103 la 19 ani e asul a\u0219ilor &#8211; cum au conchis \u0219i evaluatorii copchilei \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare c\u00e2nd i-au acordat definitivatul imediat ce a dat bacul &#8211; \u00een \u0219ofat \u0219i a b\u0103gat-o pe cea care i-a acordat via\u021b\u0103 \u00een morm\u00e2nt. Ta-su mai norocos, e cum e, dar e viu.<br \/>\n         P\u0103i de la \u201ecu origini rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti\u201d la \u201es-a n\u0103scut \u00een Rom\u00e2nia\u201d e cale ca de la cer la Sua. C\u0103 Robinson, actorul, a ob\u021binut un Oscar, e tot o poveste american\u0103, nu neao\u0219 rom\u00e2neasc\u0103.<br \/>\n        Faci ce faci &#8211; m\u0103car gestul crucii &#8211; ca s\u0103 scapi de primejdie. Ce dac\u0103 era liber\u0103 \u201efrumu\u0219ica\u201d poli\u021bist\u0103? Ac\u021bionezi oric\u00e2nd pentru siguran\u021ba celorlal\u021bi. Ce, Nica nu lua carnetele \u0219i dup\u0103 o lun\u0103? Te \u021binea minte \u0219i cu prima ocazie te ardea. Ca s\u0103 nu mai spun c\u0103 acum zece ani nu se urca nimeni la volan f\u0103r\u0103 carnet. Acu, dac\u0103 au din zece \u0219oferi trei permis de conducere.<br \/>\n        Avem de toate. \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd b\u0103g\u0103tori de seam\u0103 care, de\u0219i prin americu\u021ba bine pu\u0219i &#8211; declar\u0103 -, se dau rotunzi prin \u021bara natal\u0103 cu fel de fel de chestiuni care nu mai fac de mult obiectul curiozit\u0103\u021bii. Cum \u0219i vremea feminismului izolat de masculinitate a trecut. Dar pe ea nu o interesa v\u00e2lva st\u00e2rnit\u0103 de nu \u0219tiu ce carte de prin Libertatea, ci doar s\u0103 expun\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bi din lucr\u0103rile sale de masterat \u0219i dup\u0103, culmin\u00e2nd cu monografie a unei obscure &#8211; lua\u021bi de neinteresant\u0103 pentru noi europenii &#8211; organiza\u021bii feministe afro-americane.<br \/>\n         Scriam &#8211; hai s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 cuv\u00e2ntul \u0103sta; m\u0103 \u00eencumetasem la cum spuneam, scrijeleam&#8230; &#8211; odinioar\u0103 &#8211; a! \u0219i la de mult &#8211; despre 15 septembrie, anticul, desuetul punct cardinal al fiorului \u0219colar. Despre cum privesc mamele \u00een perspectiv\u0103. N-o s\u0103 m\u0103 autocitez. Am s\u0103 las o copie aproape fidel\u0103 din al\u021bii. Despre alta. Despre Dana HiQ, care vorbe\u0219te \u00een dreptul fiului precum g\u00e2ndeam eu c\u0103 v\u0103d femeile viitorul. Adic\u0103 azi la gr\u0103di, m\u00e2ine la \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i sigur poim\u00e2ine la facultate. Chiar a\u0219a septicul Danei \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 deja pentru bacalaureat \u0219i facultate. \u0218eptic adic\u0103 de \u0219apte ani. De\u0219i nu s-a urnit niciodat\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i \u0219tim deja c\u0103 nici nu va face pasul &#8211; c\u0103tre \u0219coal\u0103. Nici nu prea avea c\u00e2nd. La v\u00e2rsta-i \u201etutancamonic\u0103\u201d&#8230;. Alte vorbe ar fi de prisos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>24 septembrie 2023 \u0218i-s at\u00e2tea disfunc\u021bii&#8230;. Auzi la ei. 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